i'm insulted!

[SUMMAYAH]

check out these quotes with the most romantic first
line but least romantic second line............


***

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

***

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

***

Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

***

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

***

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

***

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

***

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was p***ed.

***

My feelings for you
no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

***

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and

so is your head

 

[strider]

Haha.

Charming.

 

[Count DeSheep]

XD

That thar's a good 'un...

 

[youngsister]

LOOOOL hehe deep

 

[ZAYD]

hilarious, loved it

 

[Abdul Fattah]

Rofl

 

[Noor]

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

That one is killer funny.


****wondering what the moderators are gonna say about this thread******

 

[SUMMAYAH]

****wondering what the moderators are gonna say about this thread******

Hopefully they won't go on a power trip, but will see the funny side of it instead.......

 

[Al_Imaan]

lol...nice poem....im sure i left a comment b4...its gone...

 

[aLiTTLeTiMe]

it is love of upset

 

[NoName55]

Call me a spoil sport,
A killjoy, I can't help but
make this following post:

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Allah Most High says,

“Woe to whoever demeans others
behind their back or to their face”

(Qur’an 104:1).


[/FONT]

 

['Abd al-Baari]

lol
Jazakallah for sharing

 

[north_malaysian]

Saying this to your wife will make you having extra-salt added coffee/tea for a month.....kay:

 

[khushnood]

the couplets are sooooooo funny.jazakallah

 

[------]

LOL! Haha those r gud ones

 

[whatsername]

good one,lol.

 

[dask]

it is nice but realy insulting for a woman

 

[Muslim Knight]

it is nice but realy insulting for a woman

Oh no... not another battle of the sexes.

I gave up public debates in order to escape from one of those.

 

[Re.TiReD]

HEHEHE! nice rhymes where did you get it? *dont forget to bash the person over the head!* lol

 

[Kittygyal]

salamualikum.
kewl.
Ma'assalama