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youngsister
04-01-2007, 04:51 PM
:sl: HaHa This is jokes
The Perfect Husband

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H - "What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the 2006 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $60,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!!! Remember? The one with a pool English garden, acre of park area,beachfront property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???" :D :w:
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Al_Imaan
04-02-2007, 01:00 AM
lol
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Tilmeez
04-02-2007, 07:10 AM
**looking around for cell phone**
**Sigh of relax** as neither he was speaking on my cell phone nor my wife has any cell phone :satisfied:
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Samira_01
04-02-2007, 10:08 AM
lol:D
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ummAbdillah
04-03-2007, 01:30 PM
salaam
lol that was a realy funny story
lol they guy just kept saying yes sure
wa salaam
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*~Sofia~*
04-03-2007, 01:40 PM
:sl:
LOL that was funny!!! the wife doesnt even no how her own husband shud sound over the fone hehe
thnx 4 sharing :D
:w:
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SATalha
04-03-2007, 01:46 PM
Man that is my worts nightmare! LOl very funny
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Khayal
04-03-2007, 07:57 PM
:sl:

lol, nice!

thanx.

:w:
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deen_2007
04-03-2007, 09:01 PM
lol.....aww...poor husband..he'll die when he finds out....
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Khadijah79
04-03-2007, 09:09 PM
:sl:

LOL thats was good sister

:w:
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Malaikah
04-04-2007, 10:24 AM
:sl:

;D
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04-06-2007, 07:32 PM
:salamext:

OMG ROFL!!! :lol:
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'Abd al-Baari
04-06-2007, 08:14 PM
:sl:


lol, thats a great post :D:D:D
Jazakallah for sharing
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nadia85
04-06-2007, 08:17 PM
haha funny lol!!!!
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SirZubair
04-06-2007, 08:23 PM
At times like these, i am so glad my wife didn't marry me for my money. lol.
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Helena
04-06-2007, 10:04 PM
Originally Posted by SirZubair
At times like these, i am so glad my wife didn't marry me for my money. lol.
erm u never knw...lol....am only kidding.......:D :D :D ...

nice post sis.....
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SirZubair
04-06-2007, 10:06 PM
Originally Posted by traveler
erm u never knw...lol....am only kidding.......:D :D :D ...

nice post sis.....
Oh i knoe got sure :) I told her that i am flat broke and she still married me.

Little does she know that i have a few thousand grands invested in the share market.

sssshhhhhhhhhh... don't tell her :phew
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Helena
04-06-2007, 10:09 PM
Originally Posted by SirZubair
Oh i knoe got sure :) I told her that i am flat broke and she still married me.

Little does she know that i have a few thousand grands invested in the share market.

sssshhhhhhhhhh... don't tell her :phew
:X +:X =:nervous: :blind: .......the secret is sealed with me......
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kitten
05-05-2007, 11:46 PM
:sl:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

:thumbs_up :D
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kitten
05-05-2007, 11:55 PM
Originally Posted by Alpha Dude
:sl:
Funny, thanks for sharing...

Posted before, here :D
:sl:

:raging:

i mean :-[


:D my bad
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.:Umniyah:.
05-06-2007, 12:25 AM
:lol: hiiii-laaaar-riii-ous

wow her poor 'actual' husband. :giggling: when he sees that bill, poor guy :X
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~*MaNaL*~
05-06-2007, 07:33 AM
:sl:

:D:D:D hehe that was hilarious..

:w:
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HBot 5000
05-09-2007, 11:44 AM
Originally Posted by kitten
:sl:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

:thumbs_up :D

lol hehe lol :D :statisfie :thumbs_up :haha: :rock: :awesome: :clever:
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***Umm-e-kulsum
05-10-2007, 11:07 AM
lol that was funny
but its a bit weird she cant tel the difference between her husbands voice and sum1 elses!!!!!!!lolzzzzzz:haha:
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al Amaanah
05-10-2007, 11:49 AM
LOL, jazaki Allahu khairan 4 sharing.
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youngsister
05-11-2007, 08:05 AM
:sl:
but its a bit weird she cant tel the difference between her husbands voice and sum1 elses!!!!!!!lolzzzzzz
Maybe she wanted to be in denial and hope that was her husband:D :w:
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Strzelecki
05-11-2007, 08:34 AM
Haha.
Someone got owned.

:lol:
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Nyomi
05-14-2007, 12:17 PM
Haha funny.. thanks fior sharing :laugh:
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3ARABY_2005
05-14-2007, 12:48 PM
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i wanna see what will the actual husband do now? poor guy

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thanx for sharing
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Re.TiReD
12-04-2008, 11:03 PM
THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$390,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000' for it..

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'


;D
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Cabdullahi
12-04-2008, 11:05 PM
hahaha nice one.....
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Güven
12-04-2008, 11:06 PM
ROFL ;D
Thats the perfect husband ? :skeleton:
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Danah
12-04-2008, 11:10 PM
LOOOOL ;D ;D
OMG.....poor husband ;D
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Olive
12-05-2008, 11:53 AM
LOL! I feel sorry for the REAL husband :D
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Re.TiReD
12-05-2008, 12:16 PM
Originally Posted by zAk
3 Threads Merged :ermm:

Can I change the thread title to "Poor Husband"? :hmm:
My threads are alwaysss mergedd :laugh:

Lol Change it :p
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Faith.
12-05-2008, 04:48 PM
LOL! I feel sorry for the REAL husband
^Yeah same here...Poor guys guna be clueless...:p
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highway_trekker
12-13-2008, 04:48 PM
silly woman :D
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always-SM
12-15-2008, 07:42 AM
Salam
HAHA..:laugh: LOl. Its was so funny..
Thanks for sharing with us
Samenah<3
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aiyesha
01-07-2009, 07:04 PM
looool i feel sorry for da husband
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bebrave
01-12-2009, 11:34 AM
hahahaha :D :D
Thank you :)
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jen.bas
01-12-2009, 04:26 PM
:bump1:
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Orn
01-20-2009, 02:52 PM
lol that's scary!
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*Yasmin*
01-21-2009, 11:42 AM
lol ^^ so funny
poor husband
but who's this stupid that dosen't know her husband's voice:blind:!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gia
01-21-2009, 12:21 PM
Rofl :D funny, what a poor husband and a silly wife
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Ayesha Rana
01-21-2009, 12:27 PM
Hahaha that was hilarious but there's no such thing as the perfect husband *rofl* oh well everyone is human hehe
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x..Muslimah..x
01-23-2009, 06:11 PM
LooL.. ;D
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Tara x
03-05-2009, 11:18 PM
lol dt ws funny
but gta say
no such thing as the perfect husband
everybdy gt flaws
obv women hav less than men :) x
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Orn
03-06-2009, 06:31 PM
after reading it a second time, its more scary than funny (it is to me anyways)
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God-is-great
03-06-2009, 07:24 PM
Originally Posted by Orn
after reading it a second time, its more scary than funny (it is to me anyways)
lol yeah
the poor husband is going to have a heart attack when he sees the bill
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Orn
03-06-2009, 07:59 PM
and people ask "why are you terrified about marriage?" rofl
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God-is-great
03-06-2009, 08:42 PM
Originally Posted by Orn
and people ask "why are you terrified about marriage?" rofl
:zip::X
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miss red
03-10-2009, 06:09 AM
hahaha
that man is horrible
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cihad
03-13-2009, 07:30 PM
lol
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Fahiima
03-13-2009, 08:39 PM
lol that was funny. thanks
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~Raynn~
03-13-2009, 09:42 PM
Yiikes....that is definitely just a little bit scary, lol...
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Tony
03-13-2009, 09:49 PM
hahaha
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Eric H
03-14-2009, 11:44 AM
Originally Posted by Orn
and people ask "why are you terrified about marriage?" rofl
A husband and wife had a blazing argument, the next day the husband says to the wife, you are very calm, what has changed.

The wife said, I cleaned the toilet, it was very therapeutic and calming.

How can cleaning the toilet help, said the husband?

I used your toothbrush. :D :D :D


I love my wife :) :D
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Tara x
03-14-2009, 01:31 PM
Hahaha lol Eric nice one
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Sahabiyaat
03-17-2009, 09:47 AM
i take it the woman in the joke is no longer married lol.
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_Rida_
03-17-2009, 10:26 AM
Lol! ;D ;D ;D
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KiWi
03-17-2009, 05:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :giggling:
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Bint-Al-Islam
03-18-2009, 05:35 PM
OMG it shocked when i got to the last one!!! I feel sry 4 the husband.. It seems 4 the wife money falls frm tree and she could just go pick them up.. lolz i wanna know wat did the real husband do or say.. maybe he went very crazy...
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~Raynn~
03-18-2009, 05:44 PM
Lol, the wife was probably shocked by the first positive answer she got, and then decided to just keep pushing her luck until the guy said 'no'...or until she ran out of things to ask for, as was the case in the end. ;D
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Yanal
03-21-2009, 11:19 PM
So funny!!!:D
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