The PerFect Husband

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Re: perfect husband?

:lol: hiiii-laaaar-riii-ous

wow her poor 'actual' husband. :giggling: when he sees that bill, poor guy :X
 
Re: perfect husband?

:sl:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

:thumbs_up :D


lol hehe lol :D :statisfie :thumbs_up :haha: :rock: :awesome: :clever:
 
Re: perfect husband?

lol that was funny
but its a bit weird she cant tel the difference between her husbands voice and sum1 elses!!!!!!!lolzzzzzz:haha:
 
Re: perfect husband?

LOL, jazaki Allahu khairan 4 sharing.
 
Re: perfect husband?

:sl:
but its a bit weird she cant tel the difference between her husbands voice and sum1 elses!!!!!!!lolzzzzzz

Maybe she wanted to be in denial and hope that was her husband:D :w:
 
Re: perfect husband?


i wanna see what will the actual husband do now? poor guy



thanx for sharing
 
The Perfect Husband

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$390,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000' for it..

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'


;D
 
Re: The Perfect Husband

ROFL ;D
Thats the perfect husband ? :skeleton:
 
Re: The Perfect Husband

LOOOOL ;D ;D
OMG.....poor husband ;D
 
Re: The Perfect Husband

LOL! I feel sorry for the REAL husband :D
 

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