Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Kittygyal]

I wna bunk ma mafz lesson but i wnt get my EMA!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!

but sis your good at it tho :happy:

just sit in the lesson focused ;D :giggling:

take care

[IbnAbdulHakim]

I wna bunk ma mafz lesson but i wnt get my EMA!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!

out of 6 i use to miss 2 lessons a week and stil get EMA, u jus gtta b sly like me ;D ... but then i ended up failin and got a job in a univesity LOL

WATS UP WIV DIS WORLD??? ;D ;D ALHAMDULLILAH!!!!

[Kittygyal]

yes....but how do i NOT attend it :?

:w:

just come and sit down and be focused :giggling:

take care

[IbnAbdulHakim]

yes....but how do i NOT attend it :?

:w:

well just stay outside of the door which leads INTO ur lessons room.
or if u wanna b extra tie urself to the top of a lampost..... ;D

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[Muezzin]

why can't we have days of work? :'( :'(

take care

Ask your boss?

i wanna bunk food tech on thursday....how do i do it ....serious help needed ere no goofin around

Just don't go :p If you want to drop the subject, see the teacher or year head or someone.

I wna bunk ma mafz lesson but i wnt get my EMA!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Well, seeing as EMA is made to encourage attendance, I'm not going to discourage you. And plus, I had perfect attendance and didn't get no stinkin' EMA, so there :p

Ok here some things that i need sorting out OH WISE ONE lol

1. What does Conveynacing mean

'A legal process to transfer ownership of property from the seller to the buyer.'

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=X&sta...u/glossary.htm

2. How will the Property law protocol system change in 2007

I don't know. Land Law's not my forte.

3. Why must i make a will

So you can leave all your goodies to Muezzin and Minaz Inc. of course.

4. What tax would i need to pay on a property

Erm... council tax?

5. Are all areas in UK exempt from Stamp Duty

Huh? I'm not a Property Law textbook :p

and here one that baffls us all

Was it the egg or the chicken that came first?

Who cares? :p

[Maimunah]

how do i control ma anger???????:(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Well, seeing as EMA is made to encourage attendance, I'm not going to discourage you. And plus, I had perfect attendance and didn't get no stinkin' EMA, so there :p

;D ;D hahahahaha;D ;D you studied for free ;D ;D

lol j/k

[afriend2]

Don't sweat it, I fall over and crush my little bros all the time, except when I do it I call it a bodyslam.

salaam,

bodyslam!!! lol isnt that bullying!? :giggling: :offended:

wassalam

[The Ruler]

Just don't go :p If you want to drop the subject, see the teacher or year head or someone.

dun dat....got shouted :X

:w:

[Muezzin]

Why did you get shouted at, Tagrid? Surely, if you're not doing well in the subject and you're not enjoying it, the school would let you drop it since it would be in their interest?

how do i control ma anger???????:(

Beat up tramps.

Or get a stress ball. :)

salaam,

bodyslam!!! lol isnt that bullying!?

Nah, my little bro can bully me if he really wants to.

And he's younger than ten.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

dun dat....got shouted :X

:w:

sis just tell your parents am sure they can have a word with your teacher or head of year :rollseyes

take care

[The Ruler]

sis just tell your parents am sure they can have a word with your teacher or head of year :rollseyes

take care

she turned dem down :raging:...dis is cumpletely racism :raging:

:w:

[Muezzin]

she turned dem down :raging:...dis is cumpletely racism :raging:

:w:

Then see the head-teacher.

[nafy]

Salaamz

yz bro pr4se obbsessed with fish???

w/salaam

[Kittygyal]

she turned dem down :raging:...dis is cumpletely racism :raging:

:w:

well report her to the cops :giggling: :giggling:

take care

[Maimunah]

well report her to the cops :giggling: :giggling:

take care

jokez;D

bt a thought bro muezz was ment to be answerin da quetsions sis:?

[The Ruler]

Then see the head-teacher.

da head teachers jus nofin....da head of year makes decisions 4 us :( :(

:w:

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

yz bro pr4se obbsessed with fish???

w/salaam

Because he's Bengali?

I'm joking, people! :p

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

I wna bunk ma mafz lesson but i wnt get my EMA!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Lol... useful bit annoying things.
Get your friend to tell your teacher that she should sign you in, but ur going to be late;). Works for me all the time.... but I don't get EMA! I'm not eligable:(.

[nafy]

Because he's Bengali?

I'm joking, people! :p

haha :giggling:

y is bro muezzin a bengali hater? loool...joke! :okay: ;)

[Maimunah]

Lol... useful bit annoying things.
Get your friend to tell your teacher that she should sign you in, but ur going to be late;). Works for me all the time.... but I don't get EMA! I'm not eligable:(.

sad to hear dat sis:)
das only point i go to college is EMA;D

[afriend2]

Because he's Bengali?

I'm joking, people! :p

salaam!!!

:offended: :offended: :offended: lol

wassalam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lol... bro muezzin is not a somali or a bengali hater lol, he's just a jokah!
:w:

[Kittygyal]

jokez;D

bt a thought bro muezz was ment to be answerin da quetsions sis:?

me too why am i answering them :rollseyes :giggling:
well just helping me jokah bro and keeping his company and i thought let me join in the crew :giggling: ;D

take care

[afriend2]

salaam,

somali??

wassalam

[afriend2]

salaam,

lol i know sisters :giggling:

oooh and another dilemna is.....my mum is trying to fatten me up!!! how can i let her down gently....by saying im about to explode!!! :? and i like being small !!! :happy: :heated:

wassalam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

^^lol, i'm sure ur not:p

[Kittygyal]

how can i be pacient when my mum has past away?

take care

[afriend2]

^^lol, i'm sure ur not:p

salaam,

alhamdulillah im not...but she says im too small and that apparently makes me weak!!! :grumbling :offended: and now im being fed milk and so much food!!!

wassalam

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How do i stop being so loud and b ladylyk :rollseyes

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

how can i be pacient when my mum has past away?

take care

Aww sis... I don't think bro muezzin is up to giving serious advice. But I am in the same situation as u. I just read the Qur'an and alot of islamic material. That kept me strong. If you were joking.... then just forget everything I said:sister:.
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

haha :giggling:

y is bro muezzin a bengali hater? loool...joke! :okay: ;)

looooooooooooooooooooooooool u kno wat i mean!!!!

lol naa bro muezzin is good lol :okay:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

salaam,

alhamdulillah im not...but she says im too small and that apparently makes me weak!!! :grumbling :offended: and now im being fed milk and so much food!!!

wassalam

lol "being fed milk" aint that suppose to stop by the age of 2 :okay:

[Maimunah]

lol "being fed milk" aint that suppose to stop by the age of 2 :okay:

lol exactly wat am thinkin
lol sis nazia drink more milk so ur'll grow up quick;D

[Muezzin]

salaam,

lol i know sisters :giggling:

oooh and another dilemna is.....my mum is trying to fatten me up!!! how can i let her down gently....by saying im about to explode!!! :? and i like being small !!! :happy: :heated:

wassalam

Honesty is the best policy. And also say you don't want to be a fatso.

how can i be pacient when my mum has past away?

Make dua for her and remember all the happy times :)

How do i stop being so loud

Talk less.

and b ladylyk

Act like a lady :p

[nafy]

Salaamz

i dont feel well.......what do i do.....doc....?.....lol ;)

take care
w/salaamz

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

i dont feel well.......what do i do.....doc....?.....lol ;)

take care
w/salaamz

Knock yourself out. Then, when you wake up, you'll be in a hospital with great medical care! Whoo!

[nafy]

Salaamz

lol bro...i was kinda lukin 4 a maore mature ansa loooooool haha ;D

howeva....moving on.........y duz bro muezzin sound lyk hes goin loony? lol

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

lol bro...i was kinda lukin 4 a maore mature ansa loooooool haha ;D

Well you should know by now that if you want mature answers, this thread is the absolute last port of call :p

howeva....moving on.........y duz bro muezzin sound lyk hes goin loony? lol

Two words: Mini Eggs.

[Kittygyal]

Make dua for her and remember all the happy times :)

thanks but she's always in me heart :'(

take care

[Kittygyal]

Aww sis... I don't think bro muezzin is up to giving serious advice. But I am in the same situation as u. I just read the Qur'an and alot of islamic material. That kept me strong. If you were joking.... then just forget everything I said:sister:.
:w:

but sis i can't read the koran :( am learning tho as i've converted :)

and no am not joking she has pasted away :'(

take care

[Muezzin]

but sis i can't read the koran :( am learning tho as i've converted :)

and no am not joking she has pasted away :'(

take care

At the risk of sounding extremley insensitive (but then, when has that ever stopped me?), I think you mean 'passed'.

[Kittygyal]

At the risk of sounding extremley insensitive (but then, when has that ever stopped me?), I think you mean 'passed'.

o sory bro that was a mistake yes i mean passed now i don't wanna talk about it so please can we stop talking about this please try to undersatn :'(

take care

[nafy]

Well you should know by now that if you want mature answers, this thread is the absolute last port of call :p


Two words: Mini Eggs.

looool yesh yesh silly me! how cud i 4get! lolz :giggling:

ok bro muezzin.......wat animal lays mini eggs? or is dat ur job? lol :giggling:

[Muezzin]

looool yesh yesh silly me! how cud i 4get! lolz :giggling:

ok bro muezzin.......wat animal lays mini eggs? or is dat ur job? lol :giggling:

That purple parakeet on the packet births those blasted balls.

[nafy]

Salaamz

lol!!! ;D hahahahaha ;)

do u luk anyfin lyk da thing that lays dem eggs?? ;)

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

but sis i can't read the koran :( am learning tho as i've converted :)

and no am not joking she has pasted away :'(

take care

Read the english translation of the meaning sis:).
Verily in Allah do hearts find peace.:)
And no need to cry sis, pray for her as this is the only thing that will reach her. It hurts, especially if it's the first time you lose someone very close to you, as was the case for me. Sometimes when an unaware person asks me about my mother, it really hurts, like a jab in the heart, but then I remember Allah said that he would test us with loss of family, wealth etc. This life is merely a journey, our mothers are simply waiting at the other side. The thing that makes me very happy is that she died saying the shahada, although I never got to say good bye. I think sometimes maybe she would never know how much I loved her, or how much I miss her. But I know that I have nothing to mourn for, as this is something we will all have to face. We just have to prepare ourselves for our time. The most important thing is to try and grow closer to Allah from this experience. I certainly feel I am achieving this.
And I think this thread just got serious... :).
:w:

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

lol!!! ;D hahahahaha ;)

do u luk anyfin lyk da thing that lays dem eggs?? ;)

I always thought I was more like Kermit. But then I've been told my nose is my best feature, so I'm probably a Gonzo.

And I think this thread just got serious...

And I think people should send some more of their problems in. Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

jeez bro... why r u so mean?:'(

[nafy]

salaamz

i got a problem bro....i smile at all ma muslim sistaz yeh wen i see dem at college...howeva der is dis 1 gal......i smile at her....n she gives me dirty lux! n i aint even dun n e fin 2 her! dont even know her!! lol...is it ma fault?? :(

[Muezzin]

jeez bro... why r u so mean?:'(

...sorry. I didn't mean to make you cry. Or at least, I didn't mean to make you use that emoticon.

salaamz

i got a problem bro....i smile at all ma muslim sistaz yeh wen i see dem at college...howeva der is dis 1 gal......i smile at her....n she gives me dirty lux! n i aint even dun n e fin 2 her! dont even know her!! lol...is it ma fault??

She obviously loves you.

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Actually, I am crying now!
Jeez... now you've done it!:'(:'(:'(

[nafy]

She obviously loves you.

:uhwhat :X :hiding:

*walks out*

:okay:

[Kittygyal]

Read the english translation of the meaning sis:).
Verily in Allah do hearts find peace.:)
And no need to cry sis, pray for her as this is the only thing that will reach her. It hurts, especially if it's the first time you lose someone very close to you, as was the case for me. Sometimes when an unaware person asks me about my mother, it really hurts, like a jab in the heart, but then I remember Allah said that he would test us with loss of family, wealth etc. This life is merely a journey, our mothers are simply waiting at the other side. The thing that makes me very happy is that she died saying the shahada, although I never got to say good bye. I think sometimes maybe she would never know how much I loved her, or how much I miss her. But I know that I have nothing to mourn for, as this is something we will all have to face. We just have to prepare ourselves for our time. The most important thing is to try and grow closer to Allah from this experience. I certainly feel I am achieving this.
And I think this thread just got serious... :).
:w:

:'( :'( :'( o bless that is so true sis cause at the end of the day your mother brought you up and she's the one that fed you and every thing. sis at the end of the day your mum will be in your heart and my mum will be in my heart so the only thing we should do is just wait for the day for us and just pray to our lord and fear him :)

thanks ever so much sis :)

atleast some one understands me and know how i feel! :'( :'( :'(

take care x

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

:'( :'( :'( o bless that is so true sis cause at the end of the day your mother brought you up and she's the one that fed you and every thing. sis at the end of the day your mum will be in your heart and my mum will be in my heart so the only thing we should do is just wait for the day for us and just pray to our lord and fear him :)

thanks ever so much sis :)

atleast some one understands me and know how i feel! :'( :'( :'(

take care x

I'm getting really emotional now:(. I'm happy if i've helped you in the slightest. May Allah replace the pain in your heart with ease and sakinah (tranquility), ameen.
And bro muezzin, don't get jealous. I'm getting off my soap box now:p.
:w:

[Kittygyal]

I'm getting really emotional now:(. I'm happy if i've helped you in the slightest. May Allah replace the pain in your heart with ease and sakinah (tranquility), ameen.
And bro muezzin, don't get jealous. I'm getting off my soap box now:p.
:w:

o sis blessed thanxz anyway :)

take care

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

And may He bless you too:).
:w:

[Kittygyal]

And may He bless you too:).
:w:

thanxz ever so much sis :) your so sweet

take care

[minaz]

i got a problem bro....i smile at all ma muslim sistaz yeh wen i see dem at college...howeva der is dis 1 gal......i smile at her....n she gives me dirty lux! n i aint even dun n e fin 2 her! dont even know her!! lol...is it ma fault??

No it aitn your fault, Homosexuality among muslim females is rising :'(
(yeh I'm more scared than you girls- who the hell is gonna marry Muezzin now!)

[Kittygyal]

No it aitn your fault, Homosexuality among muslim females is rising :'(
(yeh I'm more scared than you girls- who the hell is gonna marry Muezzin now!)

haha am sure there are soooo many out there for him the jokaz :giggling:

take care

[*charisma*]

Assalamu Alaikum

ekhi i think when she said "dirty" she meant like "mean, evil, or angry"....oh lord i hope so..

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

[sapphire]

i have a problem........im being stalked ! (no minaz its not tht same person as b4) !!!!!they dnt get the msg to leave me aloneeeeeeeee :'( how do i get rid of them in wrds tht they understand they seem not to understand !!!!!!!! :mad:

anddd i hateeeee my schoooooooooool !!!!!!!!!!! its been two months since i have been but how do i be patient with them while im sick at home ????????? feel like blowinggggggg !!!!!!!!!! :mad:

[minaz]

i have a problem........im being stalked ! (no minaz its not tht same person as b4) !!!!!they dnt get the msg to leave me aloneeeeeeeee how do i get rid of them in wrds tht they understand they seem not to understand !!!!!!!!

Tell the person to stop stalking you

feel like blowinggggggg !!!!!!!!!!

Astagfurullah toooooo much fitnah for my brain to process ;)

[The Ruler]

i have a problem........im being stalked ! (no minaz its not tht same person as b4) !!!!!they dnt get the msg to leave me aloneeeeeeeee :'( how do i get rid of them in wrds tht they understand they seem not to understand !!!!!!!! :mad:

anddd i hateeeee my schoooooooooool !!!!!!!!!!! its been two months since i have been but how do i be patient with them while im sick at home ????????? feel like blowinggggggg !!!!!!!!!! :mad:

amy i pop in dis a min bro minaz n muezzin :?....hope u guys dont mind...

sis is it bullyin :? wat do dey actually do...cum n swear at u :?...let me no...ill try n help u as best as i can :) :)

:w:
:sister:

[sapphire]

i have a problem........im being stalked ! (no minaz its not tht same person as b4) !!!!!they dnt get the msg to leave me aloneeeeeeeee how do i get rid of them in wrds tht they understand they seem not to understand !!!!!!!!

Tell the person to stop stalking you

telling them doesnt work im not joking !!!!!! ive told them in as simple words as possible they just dnt understand !!!!!! need some other way...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

feel like blowinggggggg !!!!!!!!!!

Astagfurullah toooooo much fitnah for my brain to process;)

:rollseyes :rollseyes :rollseyes

sis is it bullyin:?

tag now tht u mention bullying its got me thinking............ill talk to you about it over msn..............:)

in the mean time await bro muezzin's reply..........:)

[Helena]

I could ask you the same question ;)


Eh? I don't understand this new-fangled text speak.

:sl:

i meant that it would be funny if he did commit driveway on my house!!! if his from london??? Get it now???? or u still confused????

:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Assalamu Alaikum

ekhi i think when she said "dirty" she meant like "mean, evil, or angry"....oh lord i hope so..

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

WAHAHAHAHAHA... no like he needs a bath!
:sister:
:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Tell the person to stop stalking you


Astagfurullah toooooo much fitnah for my brain to process ;)

lol... i think she meant 'blowing up'.... everyone takes stuff in a weird way here:p
:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

got a prob again....... :heated: i don't understand when i post islamic staff on this site, sum view it without commenting it! or it turns out to be a similar thread that has been created already, or give sumone else the credit! Or check it before posting a thread..... do i have time........ just wana post it, as some new members can enjoy it!

Funny islamic thread thread that i post, everybodies commenting it or viewing it alhamdulilah, y not others?

Don't know, am sure sumone can help me!!!!!! :)

:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

:sl:
Weirdos keep adding me on msn... what should I do?:'(
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

i cant stop laughin at the fact that people are actually postin serious questions LOL! Cyber counselling may help :p

neway my personal problem::::::::::::

My nephew recently has adapted a habit of slapping me around jus when ive fallen asleep causing me to suffer from insomnia

What should i do?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Why is Pr4sE so funny?:D

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Why is Pr4sE so funny?:D

:statisfie oh shux

LOL.. how country like :okay:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
why does pr4se think am a sheikh?
wasalam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lol... sheikh MST:p

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I wna bunk mafs lessonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ maths is important, i advise u to attend :)

[afriend2]

salaam,

lol "being fed milk" aint that suppose to stop by the age of 2 :okay:

erm lol that may have come out wrong! :okay: :offended: erm you know...she pours me milk into a massive glass and watches me finish it!!!:heated: wallahi thats what i meant!!! :happy:

why does pr4se think am a sheikh?

bro MST thats a good thing innit! :happy: :brother:

I wna bunk mafs lessonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

aw man so do i sis!!! ;D but maths will come in handy...especially when youre shopping and you get short changed!!! ;D

wassalam

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
why has sis nazia taken over bro muezzin? lol
wasalam

[afriend2]

salam
why has sis nazia taken over bro muezzin? lol
wasalam

salaam,

no i havent!!! :X i was just commenting on some stuff! lol :)

wassalam

[------]

^ maths is important, i advise u to attend :)

Nt if u dnt understand nefing :heated: :rollseyes

[afriend2]

Nt if u dnt understand nefing :heated: :rollseyes

salaam,

aw sis who does!? :? lol maths is sometimes really hard, and wallahi i just look out at the window most of the time :giggling: (before i got moved for doing that) :offended:

but just try your best inshAllah! :happy:

wassalam

[Muezzin]

i have a problem........im being stalked ! (no minaz its not tht same person as b4) !!!!!they dnt get the msg to leave me aloneeeeeeeee :'( how do i get rid of them in wrds tht they understand they seem not to understand !!!!!!!! :mad:

Then tell the police.

anddd i hateeeee my schoooooooooool !!!!!!!!!!! its been two months since i have been but how do i be patient with them while im sick at home ????????? feel like blowinggggggg !!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Then blow :p

got a prob again....... i don't understand when i post islamic staff on this site, sum view it without commenting it! or it turns out to be a similar thread that has been created already, or give sumone else the credit! Or check it before posting a thread..... do i have time........ just wana post it, as some new members can enjoy it!

Funny islamic thread thread that i post, everybodies commenting it or viewing it alhamdulilah, y not others?

Don't know, am sure sumone can help me!!!!!!

Because as a general rule, people are stupid and only comment on silly things.

Weirdos keep adding me on msn... what should I do?

Block them?

i cant stop laughin at the fact that people are actually postin serious questions LOL! Cyber counselling may help

One would think so. :p

neway my personal problem::::::::::::

My nephew recently has adapted a habit of slapping me around jus when ive fallen asleep causing me to suffer from insomnia

What should i do?

Knock him out. Then you'll both get a good night's rest.

salam
why does pr4se think am a sheikh?

Because of your avatar, perhaps.

I wna bunk mafs lessonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Then just... don't go. You probably don't need to ask for help with this :p If you don't understand the subject, talk to your teacher.

If that doesn't help, eat your textbook.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

some1 has recently advised me to knock out my own nephew, should i follow this advise? ;D

[Muezzin]

some1 has recently advised me to knock out my own nephew, should i follow this advise? ;D

Has someone also provided you with a dictionary? :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Has someone also provided you with a dictionary? :p

haha lol. ok:

is it rude to tell some1 "no, i jus dont wanna go lunch wiv u", knowin dey gnna gt hurt but u do it coz u kno u gotta!

lol i kno dis one sounds serious :okay:

[Muezzin]

haha lol. ok:

is it rude to tell some1 "no, i jus dont wanna go lunch wiv u", knowin dey gnna gt hurt but u do it coz u kno u gotta!

lol i kno dis one sounds serious :okay:

You should have said, 'No, of course I'll marry you!' :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

You should have said, 'No, of course I'll marry you!' :p

I DIDNT SAY ITS A GIRL LOL! STOP ASSUMING THINGS :okay: ;D

AND dont even imply im homo :p :p lol ;D

[Muezzin]

I DIDNT SAY ITS A GIRL LOL! STOP ASSUMING THINGS :okay: ;D

AND dont even imply im homo :p :p lol ;D

Perish the thought.

I save those implications for Minaz :p

Care to run the problem by me again? And if possible in the Queen's English as opposed to text speak, since the latter gives me a headache and makes me even less intelligent than I already am.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Theres a dear person in the premises where i work who quite recently has been asking me to go to lunch with but i find it unnacceptable to attend these gatherings. Yet i cannot find the right way to let the poor person know.

toodaloo......

;D

[Bittersteel]

text speak should be made haram.

[Muezzin]

Theres a dear person in the premises where i work who quite recently has been asking me to go to lunch with but i find it unnacceptable to attend these gatherings. Yet i cannot find the right way to let the poor person know.

toodaloo......

;D

Well, dear boy, simply be somewhere else before he (or she :p) has a chance to ask you! Forsooth!

Verily, who is next?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Well, dear boy, simply be somewhere else before he (or she :p) has a chance to ask you! Forsooth!

Verily, who is next?

;D forsoooooooooooth ;D !!!!!!!!!

veryily your answer has left me contemplating and after looking at the oh so bright sky i find another dazzling questions which has clouded my mind, dear sir when one is trying so hard to be pious yet stuck in an environment filled with filth and grotesque fat lards, what is one to do?

[afriend2]

salaam,

;D everytime im at school, my friend always gives me hugs! and i find it really sweet, but wallahi it really hurts! how do i say stop without hurting her feelings? :?

wassalam

[Muezzin]

;D forsoooooooooooth ;D !!!!!!!!!

veryily your answer has left me contemplating and after looking at the oh so bright sky i find another dazzling questions which has clouded my mind, dear sir when one is trying so hard to be pious yet stuck in an environment filled with filth and grotesque fat lards, what is one to do?

Why, simply take a needle and make said grotesque fat lards into human pin cushions who may or may not believe one's excuses of wanting to perform 'acupuncture' to release stress and even out this new-fangled 'chi'.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Why, simply take a needle and make said grotesque fat lards into human pin cushions who may or may not believe one's excuses of wanting to perform 'acupuncture' to release stress and even out this new-fangled 'chi'.

joooooooooooooka

reps
reps
reps!!!!!! ;D

[nafy]

No it aitn your fault, Homosexuality among muslim females is rising :'(
(yeh I'm more scared than you girls- who the hell is gonna marry Muezzin now!)

loooooooooooool :giggling: hahahaha ;D

man ur too funny!! lolz :giggling:

ok i got a problem.........i got headache :( lol

[The Ruler]

chocl8 again sis :? :?

[nafy]

*cough cough* wat on earth gave u dat idea sis?! lol *hides*

ok yeh!! lol...n ice cream!! hahaha das all i had 4 lunch!! lol!! was tekin advantage of the sunny weather lolz haha ;D

but now got headache man :(

take care
w/salaam

[afriend]

LOL

Not again?

LOL

What did u do last time?

Bsides....

IT'S FREEZING STILL!!!!!

[Muezzin]

loooooooooooool :giggling: hahahaha ;D

man ur too funny!! lolz :giggling:

ok i got a problem.........i got headache :( lol

Take a hammer to it.

Or better yet, take some Anadin :)

[afriend]

Or better yet, take some Anadin

Bad idea.

Anadin is well known to cause heart problems....

[Muezzin]

Bad idea.

Anadin is well known to cause heart problems....

It's the hammer then.

Or paracetamol.

Next!

[nafy]

LOL

Not again?

LOL

What did u do last time?

Bsides....

IT'S FREEZING STILL!!!!!

lol!!!! last tym was chocolate lol! :giggling: n it was nyc weather bro!! mashAllah!!!! :D :D :D

Take a hammer to it.

Or better yet, take some Anadin

lol!!! u wanna get me killed innit.......i'll tek sum PARACETAMOL lol :giggling:

thnk u 4 ur...ummm......GREAT advice bro lol
salaam

[afriend]

How do i make the effects of permanent fatigue go away?

Will red bull help?

Or do i have t o go back to the old coffee diet?

[Muezzin]

How do i make the effects of permanent fatigue go away?

Will red bull help?

Or do i have t o go back to the old coffee diet?

Inject Red Bull directly into your veins, and carry a drip around with you that you can refill.

Alternatively, eat an actual bull that you have painted red.

Or.. you could like, sleep more. ;)

[afriend]

Cool bro....

(by the way...I didn't know u wer a desi)

[Muezzin]

Cool bro....

(by the way...I didn't know u wer a deshi)

What's a deshi? Is it like a radish?

Unless you mean 'desi'. :)

[nafy]

y do desi's eat curry bro muezzin? ;D

[Muezzin]

y do desi's eat curry bro muezzin? ;D

Because they're oh-so tasty

[IbnAbdulHakim]

why cant fat people be skinny and why duz fatness hav to exist? are you fat? If ur fat why r u fat? if the answer to why ur fat duznt satisfy me u jus shuk LOL ;D !!!

[The Ruler]

hu r 'desi' ppl :?...:confused:

:w:

[nafy]

Salaamz

y dus my hijab pin prick me all da tym?? duz it hate me?? :( :'(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Salaamz

y dus my hijab pin prick me all da tym?? duz it hate me?? :( :'(

i didnt kno pins hav emotions how kool is dat!!!
im gnna ask my shoe how it feels when i kik all dem people ;D

[Muezzin]

why cant fat people be skinny and why duz fatness hav to exist? are you fat? If ur fat why r u fat? if the answer to why ur fat duznt satisfy me u jus shuk LOL ;D !!!

I'm about average. I do the Marine workout - i.e. sit-ups and press-ups. I did weights for a while too, but then I had a crapload of coursework to do.

hu r 'desi' ppl

Like Pepsi people but more Asian.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

im about to pray, any request bro muezzin? for my dua? no request? well off i go den ;D

[nafy]

i didnt kno pins hav emotions how kool is dat!!!
im gnna ask my shoe how it feels when i kik all dem people ;D

LOL!!! hahaha well bro pr4se ya learn summit new every day eh!! n stiop bein narsty 2 ur shoes!!!! lol :giggling:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Well, dear boy, simply be somewhere else before he (or she :p) has a chance to ask you! Forsooth!

Verily, who is next?

:giggling:

One would cherish the thought of blocking them, but they have threatened (and carried out) that they will make a new account and add me if I fail to come online for three days. My dear boy, what should one do?

(this way of speaking is fun!:happy:)

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

im about to pray, any request bro muezzin? for my dua? no request? well off i go den ;D

Give him a break man - he's been working overtime. I suppose you could make dua for minaz to get his behind back in the business. Else i'll have to substitue. Muezzin owns me you see.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:giggling:

One would cherish the thought of blocking them, but they have threatened (and carried out) that they will make a new account and add me if I fail to come online for three days. My dear boy, what should one do?

(this way of speaking is fun!:happy:)

forsooth tis mery good fun! forsooth!!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol^^^^

[minaz]

suppose you could make dua for minaz to get his behind back in the business

Hey I got a family to feed!

One would cherish the thought of blocking them, but they have threatened (and carried out) that they will make a new account and add me if I fail to come online for three days. My dear boy, what should one do?

Give them my email contact and i'll scare them away, once I show them a few of my own home made movies I'd make M.J's Wanderland look like a church!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

ROFL... do you want their email address?:p

[nafy]

Salaamz

im under stress.........help :(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Salaamz

im under stress.........help :(

lol get ova it den ;D

jus kiddin, quran, prayer, have a bath n a niiiiice looong sleep wiv inshaAllah a beautiful dream from Allah and ur stress will be gone hehe


(no guarantee's) :)

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
listening to Sheikh Shuraim recitation always work for me
wasalam

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

im under stress.........help :(

Take the first 's' from 'stress', add a 'mat' to the beginning, and get on that and sleep instead :p

But seriously, squeeze Daisy

[nafy]

salaamz

jazakAllah 4 ur replys brotherz :)

but i got an assignment 2 do 4 2morrow! i cant go 2 sleep just yet!! i got alot 2 do!!!

yeh ur ryt am gonna listen 2 sum quran recitation n nasheeds inshAllah whilst working!

take care n fank u means aloooooooooooooooooot
w/salaamz

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
The masters of Might, magic and monday mornings haven't given you any adivce on your matter. Anyone else who has is not qualified to do so. Apart from me.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:
The masters of Might, magic and monday mornings haven't given you any adivce on your matter. Anyone else who has is not qualified to do so. Apart from me.

what a TEASE!!!

u go tellin us u can giv advise and knowing very well the problem "under stress" dont giv any lol..

u tease you :okay: !!!

:sl:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

A man professed his undying love for me in the middle of the town centre and says he wants 2 marry me (and things i probably shouldn't mention).... what should I do?:'(

[Ghazi]

A man professed his undying love for me in the middle of the town centre and says he wants 2 marry me (and things i probably shouldn't mention).... what should I do?:'(

Salaam

Wake up from the dream :giggling:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Salaam

Wake up from the dream :giggling:

Haaaahahahahahahaaaa ;D ;D ;D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

It Happend!:'(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

It Happend!:'(

if the poor dude is pious marry him ;D

[Ghazi]

Salaam

Town center you say, point to one of the jewelry shops and inform him of the dowry.

[------]

:sl:

People r sayn poetry iz haraam bt cnt provide evidence - poetry iz evrything 2 me! - What shud i do?

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

People r sayn poetry iz haraam bt cnt provide evidence - poetry iz evrything 2 me! - What shud i do?

:w:

i neva said its haram!!!!!!! i said i hav doubts!!!!

bah i'll jus put a fat sok in it :offended:

[------]

:sl:

Nah bro it nt u! Oda ppl r sayn it az well.. like ma m8s and i jst dnt no wt 2 do!!

:'( :eek: :embarrass :( :heated:

:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

if the poor dude is pious marry him ;D

If he was pious he would not have professed his undying love to me in the middle of a town centre... and.....and said other things....

Town center you say, point to one of the jewelry shops and inform him of the dowry

Well, maybe he would have been able to afford it:(

[afriend2]

salam
listening to Sheikh Shuraim recitation always work for me
wasalam

salaam,

yeah lol ;D i do that!!! although it makes me lose my concentration when doing work....:hiding: :giggling:

wassalam

[Muezzin]

:sl:

People r sayn poetry iz haraam bt cnt provide evidence - poetry iz evrything 2 me! - What shud i do?

:w:

Ask an imam, not a master of might, magic and Monday mornings.

A man professed his undying love for me in the middle of the town centre and says he wants 2 marry me (and things i probably shouldn't mention).... what should I do?

What the...?

[------]

What the...?

LOL!!! :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

It's true i swear:'(
I'm a weirdo magnet..:'(

[------]

Mayb ur jst a pretty sis :rose:

[Muezzin]

It's true i swear:'(
I'm a weirdo magnet..:'(

Describe him to a police sketch artist, then post the picture here. This I gotta see.

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

*blushes*... well.... that doesn't solve my problem!

[Muezzin]

*blushes*... well.... that doesn't solve my problem!

Maybe he was drunk? I dunno. Sell your story to the Metro - that'll make great morning reading in uni :D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Describe him to a police sketch artist, then post the picture here. This I gotta see.

Lol... shall i describe him?
He was tanned, maybe asian.....
looked 20ish......
was well built (in otherwards scary), and huge compared 2 my tiny self:'(
I don't know if i should go out to town.... what if he's deranged?

[------]

Sis do u wear Hijab when u go out?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Maybe he was drunk? I dunno. Sell your story to the Metro - that'll make great morning reading in uni :D

Lol! Hey, are u trying 2 say im that ugly... and that much of a sell-out?

[Muezzin]

Sis do u wear Hijab when u go out?

I think he was drunk - beer goggles can remove hijabs :p

Lol! Hey, are u trying 2 say im that ugly...

Er... no...

and that much of a sell-out?

Heck, I'd sell it!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Sis do u wear Hijab when u go out?

I WEAR JILBAB!
IRAQI STYLE JILBAB!
:heated:

[afriend2]

salaam,

lol men dont mess with us lot innit!!! they scared that we're terroists!!! :rant: ;D ;D

but then again you do get some weird ones......:'(

wassalam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

I think he was drunk - beer goggles can remove hijabs :p

Hey, i'm not a minger!

[------]

LOL sis ur funny ;D :giggling:

[Muezzin]

Lol... shall i describe him?
He was tanned, maybe asian.....
looked 20ish......
was well built (in otherwards scary), and huge compared 2 my tiny self:'(
I don't know if i should go out to town.... what if he's deranged?

Considering you wear niqaab and jilbab, he's probably just being a turd. Ignore the idiot.

[The Ruler]

i handed in half da wrk today sayin dat it was cumplete :X

it wasnt ma fault....i only had 2 days to do alllll of food tech coursewrk....4 n half hours evryday....mannn i wrkd hard....wat nore do dey xpect :heated:

n i dunno wat to do if teacher finds out :offended:

[------]

he's probably just being a turd.

Come again...:?

[nafy]

Salaamz

or sis u can get him beaten up loooooool......always works 4 me!! hahaha ;D

[Muezzin]

Come again...:?

He's being difficult. He thinks he's funny, when really he's just annoying.

Kind of like me!

i handed in half da wrk today sayin dat it was cumplete

it wasnt ma fault....i only had 2 days to do alllll of food tech coursewrk....4 n half hours evryday....mannn i wrkd hard....wat nore do dey xpect

n i dunno wat to do if teacher finds out

Neither do I.

Well, you could say that you worked your hardest. The teacher can't kill you if you fail can she? And you can possibly get half marks, so you can still pass.

[------]

He's being difficult. He thinks he's funny, when really he's just annoying.

Kind of like me!

Tru :rollseyes

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Considering you wear niqaab and jilbab, he's probably just being a turd. Ignore the idiot.

I don't wear a niqaab... and he looked pretty serious when he was saying.. those things....:heated:

[Muezzin]

I don't wear a niqaab... and he looked pretty serious when he was saying.. those things....:heated:

Um... Tell your parents.

Second thoughts: buy some Mace.

Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

What is my dad supposed to do?:(
He can't be wiv me all the time!

But i guess there's not much advise you can give me:(.

The mace sounds good though.
jzk
:w:

[afriend]

Stamina....has deteriorated since last Ramadhan (cause i didn'trun for 2 months)

how can i get it back again...My teacher told me somehting but he left now...and i dont remeber.... :(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Stamina....has deteriorated since last Ramadhan (cause i didn'trun for 2 months)

how can i get it back again...My teacher told me somehting but he left now...and i dont remeber.... :(

ye i got this problem too, and theres this 16 yr old kid who thinks his stronger then me how can i prove him wrong wivout using violence or showing off? LOL

[The Ruler]

salam bro iky...

try exercising evryday....slowly n for a short time at first, but gradually increse da rate n da tym u do it as da days go by....am sure it will increase insha'allah....:happy: ....i no myn did after alot of netball n basketball :happy: ...try games lyk dat...dey reallyyyy help :)

:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

[BANANA]I think i'm addicted to LI.....[/BANANA]

[The Ruler]

ye i got this problem too, and theres this 16 yr old kid who thinks his stronger then me how can i prove him wrong wivout using violence or showing off? LOL

if u wanna prove dat u r stong, u either v to fyt im or arm restle im or show off innit :?

:w:

[The Ruler]

[banana]I think i'm addicted to LI.....[/banana]

me too :giggling: ...HELP!! :giggling:

:w:

[afriend]

salam bro iky...

try exercising evryday....slowly n for a short time at first, but gradually increse da rate n da tym u do it as da days go by....am sure it will increase insha'allah....:happy: ....i no myn did after alot of netball n basketball :happy: ...try games lyk dat...dey reallyyyy help :)

:w:

Cool!

But i'm scared to go out in the cold.... BRRRRR .......... Cold London Winters....

it's only started to get warmer today....Shud be ok frm Saturday.

but thanx 4 da help sis.

Will start my stamina regieme again after my exams...as well as gaing a bit more weight too....

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

[PIE]Good fr u bro! You need 2 be fit for jihad.... [/PIE]

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Cool!

But i'm scared to go out in the cold.... BRRRRR ..........Silly British weather....

it's only started to get warmer today....Shud be ok frm Saturday.

but thanx 4 da help sis.

Will start my stamina regieme again after my exams...as well as gaing a bit more weight too....

me and ma friends use to wrestle in the mosque fi sabilillah, that use to keep us well fit... now there all in north london and im in crappy south!!!!

:'( :offended: !!!!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lol.... north is full of jews. They stare well hard, my sis lives there.
Just for fun I shouted 'viva Palestine!' in the middle of a shop. But then the security guard started walking towards me and I had to leg it.:X

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol.... north is full of jews. They stare well hard, my sis lives there.
Just for fun I shouted 'viva Palestine!' in the middle of a shop. But then the security guard started walking towards me and I had to leg it.:X

naa sis they dont live round seven sisters n dat or holloway, them areas are NASHTY jewishness is infestin em but they live round finsbury and hackney,. I use to love those mosques!!!!! :offended:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

my sis lives in north finchley....

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Well......u start doing the 24 page (A4) essays on just a few aspects of Tafseer, that was supposed to b done in 2 weeks, then let's c what u say......

But it's an honour doing these lessons...but it's up to u if u want to take lesson from it...cos ppl r just wasting ther time....

I go to tooting Islamic school AKA Al risaalah.

they have a boys' and girls' section.....I think i took an entrance exam, looong time ago....

Where is tooting?
What you have to do in the exam?

Oh and erm muezzin... define the word 'sad'.
;D
:w:

[Muezzin]

Where is tooting?
What you have to do in the exam?

Oh and erm muezzin... define the word 'sad'.
;D
:w:

deplorable: bad; unfortunate; "my finances were in a deplorable state"; "a lamentable decision"; "her clothes were in sad shape"; "a sorry state of affairs"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

a mood disorder characterized by depression related to a certain season of the year - especially winter.
www.health.uab.edu/show.asp

single anomalous dispersion. The "native" crystal contains some atoms which scatter anomalously, and these differences are used in a similar way to the SIR treatment.
www.ccp4.ac.uk/dist/html/pxmaths/bmg8.html

Google is everyone's friend.

Except Chinese citizens.

Next!

[afriend]

Tooting is in South West London

And the exam basically consists of Normal Maths Test papers, english and science....

It's like normal test papers( like the 1s we get 4 yr 9 SATs and all that)

[Muezzin]

Yeah, yeah, next problem please. :p

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Tooting is in South West London

And the exam basically consists of Normal Maths Test papers, english and science....

It's like normal test papers( like the 1s we get 4 yr 9 SATs and all that)

Oh... south west, that's not too bad. I can travel there.
Would you say the tests would be alright for an A-level student?

[Muezzin]

Oh... south west, that's not too bad. I can travel there.
Would you say the tests would be alright for an A-level student?

Would you say the thread title even remotely relates to A-levels? :p

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure or good fortune; "a happy smile"; "spent many happy days on the beach"; "a happy marriage"
felicitous: marked by good fortune; "a felicitous life"; "a happy outcome"
glad: eagerly disposed to act or to be of service; "glad to help"
well expressed and to the point; "a happy turn of phrase"; "a few well-chosen words"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Happiness, pleasure or joy is the emotional state of being happy. The definition of happiness is one of the greatest philosophical quandaries. Proposed definitions include freedom from want and distress, consciousness of the good order of things, assurance of one's place in the universe or society, inner peace, and so forth. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy

Happy?

Next!

[nafy]

Salaamz

bro i've got a teacher at college hu went and complained 2 my tutor bout me n ma mates laffin n jokin around in lesson...wen all he dus himself is sit der playin games...n if u ask him 4 help....he jus sez 'wait der' n he dont cum...n if he duz cum...he dont help at all!!! goes on bout his own crap...am sooooooooooooooooooo ticked off!! lol

wat i do?! if i dont laff n joke around in lesson i'll die of boredom!! i hate ICT! i cant work work work!! i just cant!! :'(

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

[nafy]

Salaamz

first year of college bro :(

[Ghazi]

Salaam

Tell the head, or switch you moblie's video on and record what happens.

[nafy]

Salaam

Tell the head, or switch you moblie's video on and record what happens.

salaamz

nah bro da college is jus crappy......nufin wud happen if i told da head...i'll probz get in2 more trouble if i did!! lol

n bout da video fing........gud idea.........if only dad wud let me get a mobile fone :(

fank u n e way
take care
w/salaam

[Ghazi]

Lol... i wish i could drop it. But my dad would strangle me:p

Salaam

My dad found out, when he went to parents evening he spoke to the IT teacher and the teacher informed him, lets put it this way he wasn't too happy.

[nafy]

Salaamz

y is ICT so hard and boring?!?!?! :'(

tc w/salaamz

[Ghazi]

Salaamz

y is ICT so hard and boring?!?!?! :'(

tc w/salaamz

Salaam

No idea, let me guess your making a database?

[nafy]

Salaam

No idea, let me guess your making a database?

Salaamz

no bro i already dun databases...lets jus say it didnt go too well *cough* lol

im actually building a computer system...u know all dat stuff about needs analysis etc etc!

already done da practical exam where i had 2 build it...am now doin da ryt up....have 2 give it in 2morra.....n on top of dat another assignment where i have 2 build a site!! :'(

[Ghazi]

Salaamz

no bro i already dun databases...lets jus say it didnt go too well *cough* lol

im actually building a computer system...u know all dat stuff about needs analysis etc etc!


already done da practical exam where i had 2 build it...am now doin da ryt up....have 2 give it in 2morra.....n on top of dat another assignment where i have 2 build a site!! :'(

Salaam

I got an A for the database, the exam didn't go well. The analysis part is easy all you have to do is go into detail for example when showing how to use the system do a screen grab of each process then explain it'll get you some extra marks inshallah.

[nafy]

Salaam

I got an A for the database, the exam didn't go well. The analysis part is easy all you have to do is go into detail for example when showing how to use the system do a screen grab of each process then explain it'll get you some extra marks inshallah.

Salaamz

hummmm....i dunno bro....u must be clever....but for thick ppl lyk moi....dont fink its too guuuuuuud lol :giggling:

dont know wats gone rong...passed all my GCSEs but now lux lyk im gonna fail at college :(

tc w/salaamz

[Muezzin]

While this two page technological tangent is interesting, does the thread title say that we are Masters of ICT and Computer Science? :p

Next!

[Ghazi]

Salaam

Describe to me how the sitaution between palistine and isreal started?

[Muezzin]

Salaam

Describe to me how the sitaution between palistine and isreal started?

Anything I can say books can say better ;)

[Muezzin]

Who's bird boy?

I just don't want the thread to get too political since politics on this forum does to comedy what wooden steaks do to vampires.

Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

question: how can we be as funny as muezzin?

[minaz]

question: how can we be as funny as muezzin?

Put on soem more pounds

Describe to me how the sitaution between palistine and isreal started?

-Jews in Europe wanted a homeland as Anti Semitism in Europe was growing
- Post World War one, Ottomon empire brken up (as on loosing side) Britain take Palestine as part of a mandate
- Jews from Europe slowly flow in
- Tensions slowly mount due to influx of jews by arabs
- British cap Jews coming in
- Jews makign significant contrbution to Palestinian life (economy/social)
- Dense populated ares crop up over the land of jews
- World War 2 see's alle yes shifted tot he war, Jews are drivign in huge numbers, although British impose limitations
- Post WW2 britain hands power to Un, Un says cut palestien in half, Jews accept Arabs say no, 1948 see's war between Arabs and Jews, Jews win, Arabs forced to flee

Ok there's the origins for ya

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lol.. is muezzin chubby?:giggling:
And is Muezzin supposed to be muedhin.. as in someone who calls the adhan?
I find it annoying when people use z for two arabic letters... it's quite confusing!

[minaz]

And is Muezzin supposed to be muedhin.. as in someone who calls the adhan?
I find it annoying when people use z for two arabic letters... it's quite confusing!

It's spelt like that because you can pronounce it better in English, also he has that as his screen name as it has a strong link with his real name.
We shall never speak of finding out his real name ever again!

[Muezzin]

[BANANA]Why don’t u become a professional comedian [/BANANA]

You might be on to something...

lol.. is muezzin chubby?

Nope. I'm actually about the same build as Carlton. Wish I could dance like him though.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol

Question:

you jus sat down in the tube. Opposite you is a man reading a newspaper and his cut two holes in them and his WATCHING YOU!
what do u do?

:sl:

[Bittersteel]

Do I need ICT at A level to study computer science?

[Far7an]

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75 offtopic posts deleted. May I remind you all that this thread belongs to Minaz and Muezzin. I normally delete the whole thread when it has so many off-topic comments, but I like these brothers too much to do that. If you have any complaints about me or what I did, feel free to PM me. I doubt I'll come back to this thread anytime soon.

[Muezzin]

lol

Question:

you jus sat down in the tube. Opposite you is a man reading a newspaper and his cut two holes in them and his WATCHING YOU!
what do u do?

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Point to my backpack and say 'I'm Muslim you know'

Do I need ICT at A level to study computer science?

It depends which university you're planning to attend. I imagine ICT will definitely help. I think there is also a computer science course at A level.

75 offtopic posts deleted.

Jazakallah khier! :)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

if u cud go bak in time wud u go to isa (as) or ibrahim (as)?

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[Muezzin]

if u cud go bak in time wud u go to isa (as) or ibrahim (as)?

:sl:

Neither. I'd go back to the day I ate that dodgy sandwich and choose something less likely to cause explosive diarrhea for 24 hours.

[Ayesha Rana]

Ooh Gross! Iv'e got something to ask you...
Have you ever really given someone the answer thay need...or is this all chat and no advice?
(no offence though, it's real funny)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

students at my work place are complaining the color printing isnt good enough the the output is jus as good as whats displayed on the monitor!

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[aamirsaab]

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students at my work place are complaining the color printing isnt good enough the the output is jus as good as whats displayed on the monitor!

:sl:

Students are idioits.

[Muezzin]

Ooh Gross! Iv'e got something to ask you...
Have you ever really given someone the answer thay need...or is this all chat and no advice?

We'll let you be the judge of that :p

students at my work place are complaining the color printing isnt good enough the the output is jus as good as whats displayed on the monitor!

Pull a John Major by saying 'Put up or shut up'

[Nawal89]

ah so i see you're one too ;)

[nafy]

Salaamz

how do i concentrate on my work instead of rytin poems?!!!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

if u was born during the time of the people of Lut (AS) what would you do?

[Nawal89]

sometimes these people come with these reeeeeeeally cool smileys when they chat on msn... I always steal it from them but then is there a website i can go to to find them? hm hm? does anyone know? I dont know what to google for. I dont want that smiley central. I think it's stale. I cant remember all that long stuff!

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Salaamz

how do i concentrate on my work instead of rytin poems?!!!

Same here!!! :heated: :heated: :heated: :rant: :rant: :rant: (But mine are in urdu i dnt no wt the sister's poem language is)

[nafy]

Salaamz

i ryt english poems sis....i find it easier to ryt down wat im feeling rather den crying or screamin out at every1!! lol ;)

so bro muezzin....wat do i do? rytin poems helps me 2 keep my feelings locked away inside....but only let out on paper....but den they distract me frm my work!! help?!!!!! plz :)

take care
w/salaamz :)

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Salaamz

i ryt english poems sis....i find it easier to ryt down wat im feeling rather den crying or screamin out at every1!! lol ;)

Yup i do the same but in Urdu :) Altho occasionally I take it out on ppl ... when I cant hold it in... :embarrass

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

how do i concentrate on my work instead of rytin poems?!!!

Do your work, but if the poem is really distracting you, write it out. Otherwise it'll just distract you forever and you'll never get anything done. As soon as it's written down, get straight back to work.

if u was born during the time of the people of Lut (AS) what would you do?

Run like hell. I'm not gay and I ain't getting punished in a city full of them.

sometimes these people come with these reeeeeeeally cool smileys when they chat on msn... I always steal it from them but then is there a website i can go to to find them? hm hm? does anyone know? I dont know what to google for. I dont want that smiley central. I think it's stale. I cant remember all that long stuff!

Try searching for just 'msn smileys', and ignore all the smiley central stuff.

Next!

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Do your work, but if the poem is really distracting you, write it out. Otherwise it'll just distract you forever and you'll never get anything done. As soon as it's written down, get straight back to work.

BUT what if the poem thing keeps on coming n u cnt do ur wrk @ all?! :heated: :heated:

[nafy]

Do your work, but if the poem is really distracting you, write it out. Otherwise it'll just distract you forever and you'll never get anything done. As soon as it's written down, get straight back to work.

Salaamz

hey jazakAllah bro...das gud advice....which leads me 2 ask anova question......are u feelin alryt 2day???

i actually got sum gud advice off u 2day lol :giggling: wats da matta? are u ill bro??

hehe take care
w/salaamz :)

[Muezzin]

BUT what if the poem thing keeps on coming n u cnt do ur wrk @ all?! :heated: :heated:

Then...

Self-induced comas fix many things.

[afriend]

Can I take a leaflet from Oxfam and give it in as my work for English (persuasive language)?

Bear in mind this teacher is a bulldog and a half.

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Then...

Self-induced comas fix many things.

Bro r u ever serious?!?! :heated:

[Muezzin]

Can I take a leaflet from Oxfam and give it in as my work for English (persuasive language)?

Why not?

Bear in mind this teacher is a bulldog and a half.

That's a bonus - if s/he doesn't like it, just feed it to him/her and you can truthfully say 'the dog ate it'.

Bro r u ever serious?!?!

I'll get back to you.

[afriend]

LOL!!!

What happens if i get in trouble?

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Then u blame the bro :p

[Muezzin]

LOL!!!

What happens if i get in trouble?

Make Kerpal angry - i.e. kick the dog.

[Bittersteel]

if u was born during the time of the people of Lut (AS) what would you do?

where the hell did you learn english from?

[afriend]

Why is Abrar so rude?

[Muezzin]

where the hell did you learn english from?

You, me and Minaz have got to have a stage show - 'Black and White Brothers'. It'll be like Laurel and Hardy, with Buster Keaton thrown in for good measure. We'll raid the Battleship Potemkin while the robotrix from Fritz Lang's Metropolis tries to seduce the chimney.

Why is Abrar so rude?

Why don't we get back on topic :)

[afriend]

Why are some of your replies out of this world?

Are you willing to lose valuable customers?

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy doz dis thread exist.... :?

[The Ruler]

cuz sum real crazzy ppl wid wild fantasies posted it in da 1st place :p ;)

:w:

[nafy]

Salaamz

y did bro muezzin ignore my question??? :(

[Muezzin]

Why are some of your replies out of this world?

Low blood sugar.

Are you willing to lose valuable customers?

If you find a cheaper price somewhere else, we'll match it!

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy doz dis thread exist....

Good question. The very first post of this thread answers it :)

y did bro muezzin ignore my question???

He didn't. See a couple of posts back. :)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

theres this dude at work who. His constantly sweatin, den he goes to the toilet and runs his dirty clothes underwater, den he walks into da office wearin nothin but a vest and dries his clothes with a fan which causes the smell to spread at the speed of light causing me to withhold my breath. How do i make stinky man stop stinkin?

PS: stinky man is emotional, once i told him to stop smokin it aint helpin his appearance n thru out da whole day he acted like his mad at me.


PS PS: more then two lines of advice would be appreciated!

PS PS PS: !Be warned! The advice u giv may actually be put into use!!

yours sincerely

Boy who wishes to be able to breathe again in his own office ;D

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Rofl bro u crack me up! :giggling: Calm n weird replies LOL!

[nafy]

Salaamz

hey jazakAllah bro...das gud advice....which leads me 2 ask anova question......are u feelin alryt 2day???

i actually got sum gud advice off u 2day lol :giggling: wats da matta? are u ill bro??

hehe take care
w/salaamz :)

^^^ dat question brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[minaz]

theres this dude at work who. His constantly sweatin, den he goes to the toilet and runs his dirty clothes underwater, den he walks into da office wearin nothin but a vest and dries his clothes with a fan which causes the smell to spread at the speed of light causing me to withhold my breath. How do i make stinky man stop stinkin?

Move to a civilised country

[The Ruler]

theres this dude at work who. His constantly sweatin, den he goes to the toilet and runs his dirty clothes underwater, den he walks into da office wearin nothin but a vest and dries his clothes with a fan which causes the smell to spread at the speed of light causing me to withhold my breath. How do i make stinky man stop stinkin?

tell him "hope u sdont mid me tellin dis....it is affectijn me tellin u dis anyway cuz i v to breathe...but mr. u smell bad....u can borrow my deoderant i dont mind...." flash him a big smile. n well he shudnt smell bad after all dat sparyin ;) :p

:w:

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Why are there 69 pages of this thread?

[Bittersteel]

God's will.

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:sl:

Right ok I seriously have a problem. basicaly i have this cuzzin hu is 2 months older than me and she is a muslim but she lisns to music, has guy mates, doesn't pray n stuff. How do I make her understand that what she is doing is wrong?

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

Move to a civilised country

any suggestions?

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[aamirsaab]

:sl:

any suggestions?

:sl:

Iraq

Right ok I seriously have a problem. basicaly i have this cuzzin hu is 2 months older than me and she is a muslim but she lisns to music, has guy mates, doesn't pray n stuff. How do I make her understand that what she is doing is wrong?

Tell her off the first time. If she continues doing the actions, knock her out.

(note: I'm related to muezzin...sadly..and so am allowed to answer for the Masters when they are not present.)

[Bittersteel]

are the guy mates Muslim or Non-Muslim?

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Both :rollseyes

[minaz]

Right ok I seriously have a problem. basicaly i have this cuzzin hu is 2 months older than me and she is a muslim but she lisns to music, has guy mates, doesn't pray n stuff. How do I make her understand that what she is doing is wrong?

Religion has no room here on our thread :p
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