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nafy
12-24-2005, 06:21 PM
salaamz
i jus got dis joke....unless u know urdu u wont understand it
sorry if i put dis in da rong section....wasnt 2 sure :-\
ok here goes:

A pakistani woman is walking along the streets on christmas day when she trips over and falls 2 the gound.....as she is gettin up....she says.....

'haiiii meri kismath'

An english man walking by helps her up and in a cheerful tone says...

'and a very merry christmas 2 u aswell!!'


lol der u go.... yeh its not dat funny.....but ah well ;) ;D
take care
w/salaamz :loving:
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sapphire
12-24-2005, 06:22 PM
llllllllooooooooolo!!!!!!!!!i was going to say tut tut not christmas againnnnnnn on this forum..lol.....but that was funny.....
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nafy
12-24-2005, 06:38 PM
lolz innit....hahahhahaha ;) ;D
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- Qatada -
12-24-2005, 07:00 PM
:wasalamex


masha Allaah.. thats really funny. i'll move it to the urdu section, if thats okay?


:w: warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
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Salema
12-24-2005, 07:01 PM
lol..thnxs 4 shring..
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nafy
12-24-2005, 07:02 PM
salaamz
thats fyn by me bro :)
thnx 4 lettin me know :) ;)
take care
w/salaamz
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Bittersteel
12-24-2005, 07:17 PM
making fun of other religions is dicouraged ,right?
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nafy
12-24-2005, 07:20 PM
its not making fun of other religions :(
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- Qatada -
12-24-2005, 07:28 PM
Salaam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.


its not making fun of any religion - its just the way she said a word in urdu/punjabi that when pronounced - sounds like 'christmas'. so its not offensive to the christians anyway.


wa Allaahu a'lam.


wa Salaam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
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nafy
12-24-2005, 07:29 PM
yeh thnx bro......seriously its jus a joke!!! :)
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ummAbdillah
12-24-2005, 07:40 PM
:w:
:confused:
can ya translate it in english plzz
i wanna laugh
:giggling:
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Snowflake
12-24-2005, 07:40 PM
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nafz sis thats very funnyyyy love it ;D

I'm paki and I dont find it offensive Abrar bro :peace:
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Snowflake
12-24-2005, 07:45 PM
Originally Posted by lovly_lady
:w:
:confused:
can ya translate it in english plzz
i wanna laugh
:giggling:
lol awww sis here I'll translate it

A Pakistani woman walking down the road trips and says, "Hayeeee meri kismat." Meaning= "Ohhhh my fate."

An english guy walking past helps her up and replies "Mery Christmas" back to her, cuz he thinks she said "Hiiiiiiiiii merry (meri) Christmas (kismat) lololol
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nafy
12-24-2005, 07:46 PM
Originally Posted by lovly_lady
:w:
:confused:
can ya translate it in english plzz
i wanna laugh
:giggling:
lol sis it wont sound funny but wat it is dat da woman says is 'oh my fate'
u know cus she fell ova so shes lyk sighing at her ill fate yeh....
but wat she says in urdu the english man heard it as 'merry xmas' because thats wat it sounds lyk lol ;D yeh see it aint dat funny unless u know urdu :) :loving:
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nafy
12-24-2005, 07:47 PM
Originally Posted by Nadia Waheed
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nafz sis thats very funnyyyy love it ;D

I'm paki and I dont find it offensive Abrar bro :peace:
lol jazakallah sis :) ;)
yeh i hope i havent sed n e fin bad :eek: sorry bro Abrar if i did :(
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ummAbdillah
12-24-2005, 07:52 PM
Originally Posted by Nadia Waheed
lol awww sis here I'll translate it

A Pakistani woman walking down the road trips and says, "Hayeeee meri kismat." Meaning= "Ohhhh my fate."

An english guy walking past helps her up and replies "Mery Christmas" back to her, cuz he thinks she said "Hiiiiiiiiii merry (meri) Christmas (kismat) lololol
thanxx
:lol: i get it
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ummhabibah
12-24-2005, 08:52 PM
slz
that was funny now that i understand how it goes. i do not think it is offensive in anyway neither.

wasalaam
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nafy
12-25-2005, 12:48 PM
;D yeh its not offensive.....maybe bro Abrar misunderstood it....
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08101990
12-25-2005, 03:23 PM
omg! that is sooo funny. good one sister!
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nafy
12-25-2005, 03:34 PM
;) jazakallah :) :) :)
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Uthman
01-29-2006, 05:35 PM
:sl:

Merry Christmas? Teri Christmas!
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cookie_doh
01-31-2006, 11:15 PM
gud one sis
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abs
01-31-2006, 11:23 PM
ive heard dat someware:? :? :?
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Eliwen
01-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Lol, that's hilarious ;D
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abs
02-04-2006, 07:58 PM
dotor doctor i feel like im a monkey

dont chat bananas
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nafy
02-04-2006, 07:59 PM
ehem.......ryyyyyyyyyt....wats dat gotta do wiv dis xmas joke? lol...

hehehe ;) ;D
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abs
02-04-2006, 08:01 PM
doctor doctor i feel like im a dustbin

dont chat rubish
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Rabi'ya
02-05-2006, 05:46 PM
loooolz funny!

:w:

Rabi'ya:rose:
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Nasir_bhai
02-05-2006, 07:55 PM
:sl:

haha funny

:w:
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