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i jus got dis joke....unless u know urdu u wont understand it
sorry if i put dis in da rong section....wasnt 2 sure :-\
ok here goes:

A pakistani woman is walking along the streets on christmas day when she trips over and falls 2 the gound.....as she is gettin up....she says.....

'haiiii meri kismath'

An english man walking by helps her up and in a cheerful tone says...

'and a very merry christmas 2 u aswell!!'


lol der u go.... yeh its not dat funny.....but ah well ;) ;D
take care
w/salaamz :loving:
 
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llllllllooooooooolo!!!!!!!!!i was going to say tut tut not christmas againnnnnnn on this forum..lol.....but that was funny.....
 
:wasalamex


masha Allaah.. thats really funny. i'll move it to the urdu section, if thats okay?


:w: warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
 
salaamz
thats fyn by me bro :)
thnx 4 lettin me know :) ;)
take care
w/salaamz
 
Salaam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.


its not making fun of any religion - its just the way she said a word in urdu/punjabi that when pronounced - sounds like 'christmas'. so its not offensive to the christians anyway.


wa Allaahu a'lam.


wa Salaam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
 
yeh thnx bro......seriously its jus a joke!!! :)
 
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nafz sis thats very funnyyyy love it ;D

I'm paki and I dont find it offensive Abrar bro :peace:
 
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can ya translate it in english plzz
i wanna laugh
:giggling:

lol awww sis here I'll translate it

A Pakistani woman walking down the road trips and says, "Hayeeee meri kismat." Meaning= "Ohhhh my fate."

An english guy walking past helps her up and replies "Mery Christmas" back to her, cuz he thinks she said "Hiiiiiiiiii merry (meri) Christmas (kismat) lololol
 
:w:
:confused:
can ya translate it in english plzz
i wanna laugh
:giggling:

lol sis it wont sound funny but wat it is dat da woman says is 'oh my fate'
u know cus she fell ova so shes lyk sighing at her ill fate yeh....
but wat she says in urdu the english man heard it as 'merry xmas' because thats wat it sounds lyk lol ;D yeh see it aint dat funny unless u know urdu :) :loving:
 
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nafz sis thats very funnyyyy love it ;D

I'm paki and I dont find it offensive Abrar bro :peace:

lol jazakallah sis :) ;)
yeh i hope i havent sed n e fin bad :eek: sorry bro Abrar if i did :(
 
lol awww sis here I'll translate it

A Pakistani woman walking down the road trips and says, "Hayeeee meri kismat." Meaning= "Ohhhh my fate."

An english guy walking past helps her up and replies "Mery Christmas" back to her, cuz he thinks she said "Hiiiiiiiiii merry (meri) Christmas (kismat) lololol

thanxx
:lol: i get it
 
slz
that was funny now that i understand how it goes. i do not think it is offensive in anyway neither.

wasalaam
 
;D yeh its not offensive.....maybe bro Abrar misunderstood it....
 

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