-Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Masjid, but so
small when you take it to the mall.
-Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60
minutes of basketball.
-Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Masjid are, but how short
they are when watching a movie.
-Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
-Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
innings, but we complain when a "Tarawe7" during Ramadhan is longer
than the regular time.
-Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is
to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
-Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
scramble to get a back row at Masjid so that scramble out.
-Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Masjid event
into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the
last moment.
-Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough
to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand
and repeat gossip.
-Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
Quran says.
-Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.
-Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think
twice about sharing.
mashaAllah ive seen this a number of times i hope inshaAllah people use it to reflect
"Believers see their sins as if they were sitting at the foot of a mountain and feared that it may fall on them, while the corrupt see their sins as if they were a mere fly that flew by their nose."
Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah and then wonder why the world's going to hell.
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Allah says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything that Allah says.
Funny how someone can say "I believe in Allah" but still follow Shaytaan
(Who, also "believes" in Allah).
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.
Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what Allah thinks of me. Are you thinking?
__________________
Islam Is Not A Game, Don't Play With It
Islam Is A Beautiful Way Of Life, See It
Islam Has A Message For You, Hear It
Was sent to me via e-mail....read a little bit but thought I'd share the rest of it with you.
Sorry, mods.....if its in the wrong place
Rasulullah S.A.W. said "Jannat lies under the feet of your mother"
Rasulullah S.A.W. said "if you read the kalima with conviction just once...Jannah becomes upon you
Rasulullah S.A.W. said "a women who reveals her body or even wears tight
fitting clothes while dressing....wont come within 500 years of the smell of Jannah
Rasulullah S.A.W. said "the dust which settles on a man while he
is out in the path of Allah...not only the fire, but the smoke of Jahannam is haraam for those parts of the body.
Rasulullah S.A.W. said "I only curse 3 types of people:
1) those people who do not look after their parents when they are in old age.
2) those people who do not take full advantage of the blessed month of Ramadhan.
3) those people who don not say Salallahu -Alayhay-
Wa-Aalahay- Wasallam when my name is mentioned.
Rasulullah S.A.W said "an intelligent person is one who is constantly thinking about and preparing for death"
Rasulullah S.A.W. said "It is better for a man that a steel nail be driven through the centre of his head....rather than if he touches the palm of a strange women"
PLEASE TAKE 2 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO READ THIS.
Imagine this happening to you.
One day during Jummah salah, a 1,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are." Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said "Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your sermon, and the two men turned and walked out.
Too deep not to pass on...
Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah ... And then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Quran says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Quran says.
Funny or is it scary?
Funny how someone can say "I believe in Allah" but still follow Shaitaan (who, by the way, also "believes" in Allah).
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and
they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.
Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Allah is suppressed in the school and workplace. Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for
Allah on Friday but be an invisible Muslim the rest of the week. Are you laughing?
Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me
than what Allah thinks of me.
Are you thinking?
Will you share this with people you care about? Or not?
***In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful***
This is another one that someone sent:
Shuel Ahmed wrote:
Why a nun can be covered from head to toe and she's respected
for devoting herself to God, but then a Muslim woman does that, she's considered "oppressed"?
Why a Jew can grow a beard and he's just practicing his faith, and when a Muslim does that, he's an extremist?
When a western woman stays at home to look after the house and kids she is sacrificing herself and doing good for the household, but when a Muslim woman does so, she "needs to be liberated"?
Why is it that when a child dedicates himself to a subject, hehas potential, and when a child dedicates himself to Islam, he is hopeless?
When a Christian kills someone, religion is not mentioned, (i.e. Ireland and the IRA) but when a Muslim is charged with a crime, it's Islam that goes to trial?
But then again, why is it after all that, Islam is still the fastest growing religion in the world?
Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! Let's just see if Satan stops this one.
One day during Jummah salah, a 1,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are." Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said "Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your sermon, and the two men turned and walked out.
Whyd they walk out? They got rid of the hypocrites but also left themselves ? without praying?
“Do not argue with your Lord on behalf of your soul, rather argue with your soul on behalf of your Lord.” - Dhul-Nun
"It is the very pursuit of happiness that thwarts happiness." - Victor Frankl
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