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    Not funny at all... :( (OP)


    Assalamu'Alaykum


    FUNNY



    -Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Masjid, but so
    small when you take it to the mall.

    -Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60
    minutes of basketball.

    -Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Masjid are, but how short
    they are when watching a movie.

    -Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
    have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

    -Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
    innings, but we complain when a "Tarawe7" during Ramadhan is longer
    than the regular time.

    -Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is
    to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

    -Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
    scramble to get a back row at Masjid so that scramble out.

    -Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Masjid event
    into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the
    last moment.

    -Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough
    to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand
    and repeat gossip.

    -Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
    Quran says.

    -Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
    believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

    -Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
    wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think
    twice about sharing.


    FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

    Are you laughing?

    Are you thinking?
    Last edited by Ra`eesah; 05-08-2005 at 05:08 AM.
    Not funny at all... :(


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    Re: Read it if u want

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    format_quote Originally Posted by ahmed687


    Good post, but i found 1 flaw in one of them:


    Whyd they walk out? They got rid of the hypocrites but also left themselves ? without praying?


    Maybe they fled before the police came and arrested them?
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    Re: Read it if u want

    Assalamu alaikum

    Or or or, mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe the story aint true? :brother:
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    Re: Read it if u want

    Jazakalah for the posts
    Very useful
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    Re: Read it if u want

    Aslam u Alikum
    Jazak Allah very good
    walikum as salam
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    Unhappy Funny isnt it?



    Funny, isn't it?
    Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah and then wonder
    why the world's going to hell.
    Funny how we believe what the newspapers say,
    but question what the Allah says.
    Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything that Allah says.
    Funny how someone can say "I believe in Allah" but still follow Shaytaan
    (Who, also "believes" in Allah).
    Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messagesregarding Allah,
    people think twice about sharing.
    Funny how when you go to forward this message,
    you will not send it to many on your address list
    because you're not sure what they believe,
    or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
    Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of
    me than what Allah thinks of me.

    Not funny at all... :(

    [MOUSE]hAvE A nIcE dAy[/MOUSE]
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    Re: Funny isnt it?

    salaams nice poem mashallah. i had a similar 1, but i'll have to look 4 it. maybe tomorrow,inshallah. wassalam
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    Re: Funny isnt it?

    Slaam

    nice one ..
    i have a poem simply like this ..
    but it's different with this ..
    Not funny at all... :(

    If you fail in your exams, there is always a next year.
    If you lose your spouse, there can be a second marriage.
    But if you die, there is no second chance. This life is only one opportunity.


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    Re: Funny isnt it?

    salam
    mashallah a great poem
    wasalam
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    Exclamation Funny isn't it?!


    - Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to the Mosque, but so small when you take it to the market.
    - Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
    - Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the Mosque are, but how short they are when watching a movie.
    - Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
    - Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Tarawih" during Ramadan is longer than the regular time.
    - Funny how hard it is to read a Para in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
    - Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back row at mosque so that they can scramble out fast.
    - Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Mosque event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.
    - Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.
    - Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says.
    - Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.
    - Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.
    FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
    Are you laughing? Are you thinking?
    Give thanks to Allah for He is good & Merciful!
    Not funny at all... :(

    wwwislamicboardcom - Not funny at all... :(
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    Re: Funny isn't it?!

    gud reminder..jazakallah khairun sis..
    wassalam
    Not funny at all... :(

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    If death is something inescapable, then it is from weakness to be a coward-!

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    Re: Not funny at all... :(

    jazakallah for tht...great reminder!!!
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Funny, isn't it)!


    Nice work by all - senders who sent the poem n of course Mods who caught two different threads and merged them togather....
    Last edited by zAk; 01-30-2006 at 10:30 AM.
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    Thumbs up Think about it!


    In The Name Of Allah,
    the most Beneficent, the most Gracious, the most Merciful!
    ***
    Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "Jannat lies under the feet of your
    mother."

    Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "If you read the kalima with conviction
    just once,
    Jannah becomes upon you."

    Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "A women who reveals her body or even
    wears tight
    fitting clothes wont come within 500 years of the smell of
    Jannah."

    Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "The dust which settles on a man while he
    is out in
    the path of Allah; not only the fire, but the smoke of Jahannam is
    haraam for
    those parts of the body."

    Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "I only curse 3 types of people;

    1. Those people who do not look after their parents when they are
    in old
    age.

    2. Those people who do not take full advantage of the blessed
    month of
    Ramadan.

    3. Those people who don not say, 'Salallahu -Alayhay- -Wa-Aalahay
    Wasallam'
    when my name is mentioned."

    Rasulullah S.A.W said, "An intelligent person is one who is
    constantly
    thinking about and preparing for death."

    Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "It is better for a man that a steel nail
    be driven
    through the centre of his head rather than if he touches the palm
    of a

    strange women."

    PLEASE TAKE 2 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO READ THIS.

    Imagine this happening to you...

    One day during Jummah Salah, a 1,000 member congregation was
    surprised to

    see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and
    carrying
    sub-machine guns.

    One of the men proclaimed,


    "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are."

    Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there
    only remained
    around 20.


    The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and
    said,
    "Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin
    your
    sermon."

    The two men then turned and walked out."

    Too deep not to pass on?

    "Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah ... and then
    wonder why
    the world's going to hell."

    "Funny how we believe what the newspapers say ... but question
    what the
    Qu'ran says."


    "Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven ... provided they do not
    have to
    believe, think, say, or do anything the Quran says."


    "Funny how someone can say 'I believe in Allah' ... but still
    follow
    Shaitaan (who, by the way, also 'believes' in Allah)."

    "Funny how you can send thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they
    spread
    like wildfire ... but when you start sending messages regarding
    Allah, people
    think twice about sharing."


    "Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through
    cyberspace ... but the public discussion of Allah is suppressed in
    the school and
    workplace."

    Funny, isn't it?

    "Funny how someone can be so fired up for Allah on Friday ... but
    be an
    invisible Muslim the rest of the week."

    Are you laughing?


    "Funny how when you go to forward this message ... you will not
    send it to
    many on your address list because you're not sure what they
    believe, or what
    they will think of you for sending it to them."


    "Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of
    me ...
    than what Allah thinks of me."


    Are you thinking?


    Will you share this with people you care about?


    Or not?

    ***
    In The Name Of Allah,
    the most Beneficent, the most Gracious, the most Merciful!
    ***
    Not funny at all... :(



    Remember Me in your prayers!
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    Funny, isn't it?

    Funny, isn't it?


    Funny how simple it is for people to trash ALLAH and
    then wonder why the world's going to hell.

    Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but
    question what the ALLAH says.

    Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided
    they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything
    the ALLAH says. (Or is it scary?)

    Funny how someone can say "I believe in ALLAH" but
    still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in ALLAH).

    Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail
    and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending
    messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

    Funny how when you go to forward this message, you
    will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you
    for sending it to them.


    Funny how I can be more worried about what other
    people think of me than what ALLAH thinks of me.
    (Are you thinking?)
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    Re: Think about it!



    Wow. Jazkhallah Khair for that!

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    Re: Think about it!

    Jazkhallah Khair brother
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    Re: Think about it!



    "Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin
    your
    sermon."


    nice quotes above.

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    Re: Think about it!



    Jazak ALLAH khair.
    Not funny at all... :(


    Even a Smile is charity!


    Indiana20singingJPG 1 - Not funny at all... :(

    khayal 2 - Not funny at all... :(

    .


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    Re: Think about it!



    Jazak Allâhu khayr..
    Not funny at all... :(

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    صفية و عمر
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    Re: Think about it!

    salam
    jazakallah for sharing, that was a good eye-opener
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