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    Not funny at all... :( (OP)


    Assalamu'Alaykum


    FUNNY



    -Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Masjid, but so
    small when you take it to the mall.

    -Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60
    minutes of basketball.

    -Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Masjid are, but how short
    they are when watching a movie.

    -Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
    have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

    -Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
    innings, but we complain when a "Tarawe7" during Ramadhan is longer
    than the regular time.

    -Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is
    to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

    -Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
    scramble to get a back row at Masjid so that scramble out.

    -Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Masjid event
    into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the
    last moment.

    -Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough
    to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand
    and repeat gossip.

    -Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
    Quran says.

    -Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
    believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

    -Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
    wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think
    twice about sharing.


    FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

    Are you laughing?

    Are you thinking?
    Last edited by Ra`eesah; 05-08-2005 at 05:08 AM.
    Not funny at all... :(


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    Re: Fuunny Hooww

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    Yea it's all sad cases =\
    May Allah guide us all, Inshallah.
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Not funny at all... :(

    Subhan Allah

    but exclude this
    format_quote Originally Posted by Ra`eesah View Post
    -Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
    Quran says.
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Ur welcome Sisters and brothers,
    :thankyou: Thnx 4 ur suppoprt and replies,
    uhmm yeah sorry

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    Thumbs up Isn't it strange how......



    Isn't it strange how


    Isn't it strange how Rs. 20/=
    seems like such a large
    amount when
    you donate it , but
    such a small amount
    when you go shopping?

    Isn't it strange how 2 hours
    seem so long when
    you're at place of worship, and how
    short they seem when you're
    watching a good movie?

    Isn't it strange that you can't
    find a word to say when
    you're praying,
    but you have no trouble
    thinking what to talk about
    with a friend?

    Isn't it strange how difficult
    and boring it is to read
    one chapter
    of the Quran , but how easy
    it is to read 100 pages of
    a popular novel?

    Isn't it strange how everyone
    wants front-row-tickets
    to concerts or
    games, but they do whatever
    is possible to sit at the last
    row in a holy place?

    Isn't it strange how difficult it
    is to learn a fact about
    God to share it
    with others, but how easy
    it is to learn, understand,
    extend and repeat gossip?

    Isn't it strange how everyone
    wants a place in
    heaven, but they don't want
    to believe, do, or say anything
    to get there?



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    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Isn't it strange how......

    Jazak Allah Khair sis.
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Isn't it strange how......

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    Re: Isn't it strange how......

    good post
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Isn't it strange how......

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    Funny things about Muslims

    Funny things about Muslims

    Funny how a $100 'looks' so big when taken to mosque, but
    so small when taken to the mall.



    Funny how long it takes to pray 'TARAWEEH' for an hour,
    but how quickly a team plays 90 minutes of soccer.



    Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the mosque
    seem, but how short they are when watching a movie.


    Funny how people can't think of a 'DUA' to say when they
    pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a
    friend.


    Funny how people get thrilled when a football game goes
    into extra time, but complain when a 'KHUTBAH' is longer than the
    regular time.


    Funny how hard it is to read an 'AIATH' in the holy
    Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.


    Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or
    concert, but scramble to sit in the back of a mosque.


    Funny how hard it is for people to learn the simple
    shariah, well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the
    same people to understand and repeat gossip.


    Funny how people believe what the newspaper says, but
    question what is written in the Quran.


    Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do
    not have to believe, think, say or do anything.


    Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail
    and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages
    regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Funny things about Muslims

    y u sayin funny things bout muslims, all muslims r not lyk tht, and those tht are we shouldn't expose theirr faults but hide em 4rm others.
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    Re: Funny things about Muslims

    iv heard those before lol. But I agree with sis Maidah. Not all muslims are like that. The titleof the thread sounds like a huge generalisation
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Funny things about Muslims

    format_quote Originally Posted by Maidah View Post
    y u sayin funny things bout muslims, all muslims r not lyk tht, and those tht are we shouldn't expose theirr faults but hide em 4rm others.
    hola,

    i think, as a matter of politeness, it is not right to talk about people's faults. but at the same time it is not our responsibility or place to actively conceal them... that is deception. let each person's character be judged according to their own merits, and not upon the facades they construct for themselves or the facades we construct for them...

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    Re: Funny things about Muslims

    What you lot chatting about? Whose laughing?

    Besides it's not in the halal fun section,

    just hope someone learns from it,

    or it should be in the bin along with all my threads.
    Last edited by Pk_#2; 11-17-2007 at 09:43 PM. Reason: No reason.
    Not funny at all... :(


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    Re: Funny things about Muslims

    i really like the first one... it is so true of Christians as well, my husband and i fight about this a lot
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    Re: Funny things about Muslims

    format_quote Originally Posted by Jayda View Post
    i really like the first one... it is so true of Christians as well, my husband and i fight about this a lot
    Don't go to the mall to much sis, this life is but temporary,

    Why do you fight? I hope that was a joke, I hope things get better between you and bro.
    Not funny at all... :(


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    Re: Funny things about Muslims

    format_quote Originally Posted by Umma Wasat View Post
    Don't go to the mall to much sis, this life is but temporary,

    Why do you fight? I hope that was a joke, I hope things get better between you and bro.
    hola,

    it is the other way around... i am catholic and he is protestant so we have different beliefs about the morality of wealth, i wish he would be more generous not only with Church but also with charities and other things... he believes that there is nothing sinful about wealth and he believes he gives 'enough' and the rest should be for the future of our family. we do not fight, per se, but it is a point of contention and he knows how i feel about it...

    but no, it is not a joke, i truly believe that if people have more then they should give more. money is worthless in and of itself, its worth comes from what you do with it.

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    That should be more of a warning. Read it before i think
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Funny things about Muslims

    format_quote Originally Posted by Maidah View Post
    y u sayin funny things bout muslims, all muslims r not lyk tht, and those tht are we shouldn't expose theirr faults but hide em 4rm others.
    It is wrong to expose the fault of others, but in this case it wasn't talking about the faults of others. There weren't even any names.

    Personally, I think this is a good article on muraqabah i.e. self-criticism. We should really read about how a good Muslim character chastise himself before others, in order better himself and to reach perfection that is demanded of him.
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Smile Funny isn't it?

    Another one! This is REALLY true and inspiring!!! please read it!

    Funny how $10 looks so big when we take it to masjid and so small
    when we take it to the store.


    Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 60 mintues
    are when spent playing golf, fishing or playing soccer.


    Funny how laborious it is to read a juzz in the Quran and how
    easy it is to read - 2-300 pages of a best selling novel.


    Funny how we believe what newspapers say but question what the
    Quran says.


    Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray and don't
    have any difficulty thinking of things to talk to a friend.


    Funny how we need 2-3 weeks to fit an islamic event into our
    schedule, but can adjust it for a social event at the last moment.


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