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    Not funny at all... :( (OP)


    Assalamu'Alaykum


    FUNNY



    -Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Masjid, but so
    small when you take it to the mall.

    -Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60
    minutes of basketball.

    -Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Masjid are, but how short
    they are when watching a movie.

    -Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
    have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

    -Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
    innings, but we complain when a "Tarawe7" during Ramadhan is longer
    than the regular time.

    -Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is
    to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

    -Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
    scramble to get a back row at Masjid so that scramble out.

    -Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Masjid event
    into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the
    last moment.

    -Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough
    to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand
    and repeat gossip.

    -Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
    Quran says.

    -Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
    believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

    -Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
    wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think
    twice about sharing.


    FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

    Are you laughing?

    Are you thinking?
    Last edited by Ra`eesah; 05-08-2005 at 05:08 AM.
    Not funny at all... :(


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    Re: Funny isn't it?

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    AssalamuAlaykum sis

    Good post, I'm sure its been posted many times though...JazakAllah khayr nevertheless
    Not funny at all... :(








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    Re: Funny isn't it?

    really? wow..lol
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    Re: Not funny at all... :(

    Soooooo truuuuuuu
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    Re: Funny isn't it?

    format_quote Originally Posted by truemuslim View Post
    Please Read It?

    I read it my friend, it is a remnider to us all. Jazakallah.
    Not funny at all... :(

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    format_quote Originally Posted by ...Butterfly... View Post
    AssalamuAlaykum sis

    Good post, I'm sure its been posted many times though...JazakAllah khayr nevertheless


    wow..i couldve sworn it was jihadunafs that posted that...






    am i crazy?




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    POEM...funny isnt it?

    Funny how $10 looks so big when we take it to masjid and so small
    when we take it to the store.


    Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 60 mintues
    are when spent playing golf, fishing or playing soccer.


    Funny how laborious it is to read a juzz in the Quran and how
    easy it is to read - 2-300 pages of a best selling novel.


    Funny how we believe what newspapers say but question what the
    Quran says.


    Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray and don't
    have any difficulty thinking of things to talk to a friend.


    Funny how we need 2-3 weeks to fit an islamic event into our
    schedule, but can adjust it for a social event at the last moment.


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