Assalamu alikum
no this isnt islamic
now
wut do brothers that DONT pray but are muslims.........
do witha a lighter...and they dont smoke?
like they come home smellin like beer and cigarettes.....(dont ask me how i kno wut beer smell like ) and then u find a lighter in dem room? and dey been hangen out wit black kids who have been cought by da stupid loooosery tryna find anythin police a lot of times for drinkin, smokin , sniffin, etc....soo...lets find somethin that brothers who dont smoke, yet dont pray, but are muslims (again ) do with a lighter...see i kno u can use it for alot of things such as... burning the annoying string off ur shirt...or like my other brother used to do, throw it with the gas on, in the amazinly ghetto streets of detroit and it blow up so tiightly ...a mini explosion...everyone does it..
ok well.....?
“The believers in their mutual kindness, compassion and sympathy are just like one body. When one of the limbs is afflicted, the whole body responds to it with sleeplessness and fever”.
truemuslim tell me some good things about your bros please... im serious
tell me..?
uuuummm..
oh humor
they soooooooo funny, both of dem, hilarius, literally make ya drop on da floor laughin. seriously.
and...um...hold up.
well one of my brother who had an xbox is "forgiving" me for "burning" it ...which i didnt, im just the first one they look at to blame, so i gueess i count as doing it. but now i can play on the xbox 360.......so he forgiving..............wait no i do owe him $315 tho for the other one....which im not paying him. :X
ok i honestly cant name anything other than humor
they mean. too strong. evil. dont pray. and...never forget things i did...or that they THOUGHT i did..
^ in that case i wouldnt call em bro until they changed their act... serious. i would literally blank em, run-away n lock myself up if needed, and show tears or looks of disgust everytime i see em.(boys can take a different approach though, but seeing as your a sister the above would be good for you inshaAllaah)
*clenches fists* people like that get me sooo....
Assalamu Alaikum
Last edited by IbnAbdulHakim; 05-22-2008 at 09:41 AM.
-
My tears testify that i have a heart
yet i feel me and shaytan never part
-
^ in that case i wouldnt call em bro until they changed their act... serious. i would literally blank em, run-away n lock myself up if needed, and show tears or looks of disgust everytime i see em.
*clenches fists* people like that get me sooo....
Assalamu Alaikum
sooooooooo right
i would lok meself up or run away... i seriously would... but truemuslim dnt du that lol
^ in that case i wouldnt call em bro until they changed their act... serious. i would literally blank em, run-away n lock myself up if needed, and show tears or looks of disgust everytime i see em.(boys can take a different approach though, but seeing as your a sister the above would be good for you inshaAllaah)
*clenches fists* people like that get me sooo....
Assalamu Alaikum
Loooll!
well ther insults are pretty funny...
he's like "you kno those machine guns? the ones that you pull the trigger and it starts spinning then after a while it starts shooting? " am wondering what the heck he saying .. and then im like "uhh yeh" and he's like "does your brain work like that?" am like then :laugh: looooool
and when i do something "wrong" (not really) he takes that biig scary sick butcher knife and says, u remember todd sleemer (sleemer, steemer, something like that) am like " um...no?" he does a look am like "i mean yes yes i kno" and he like "the guy that has a barber shop and he just starts shaving them and suddenly he slits there throat and pushes a button for the chair to drop down to the other floor which is a pie factory and they start cooking in the broiler." and am like ":scared:"
lol
neway
i have two older brothers.
they both mean, evil, and dont pray.
i did however manage to lock myself in the bathroom once when they tryna team up on me........hours later i died tho....
yes i am writing from the grave at the moment...its quite comfortable..they provide u with laptops u shud try it:X
^ oooo i get it!!! they just love teasing you in mean horrible ways, they wont actually harm you right?!
*phew sighs relief*
well you should let em kno that u really really dont like it!!!
be the change in ur family, serious
naah
when i meant i died i meant they killed me...they took me to the punching bag downstairs and said they dont need it anymore....then they had fun wit me...and then slap boxed.."slap" = PUNCH wit biig knuckles...
then they decided to "clean up" and i had to help...it had to do wit empty cans...and basketball...and i was the hoop...and the backboard
lol
lol yeh i told em that i dont like it and they like "Really? Have we been hurting u?" and am like "" and they like "Oh im so sorry....I DONT CARE! now go ____" then told me to do somthin..
at least i got one off my back...which is my bro in yemen...and the good thing is..he was the stronger one.
My brother is so wierd now!
He stayin so late, like after 2am! and he always wit this black kid! now i aint racist, im juss sayin, this "black kid" has been cought by the cops mmillions of times for drugs and stuff, and i found some cigars in his sweater when he left it here, i also smell a new sick smell wit my bro! its sickkkk! its smells like drugs
and we are texting my brother coz he wont answer his phone (possibly coz he cant talk!!!) and he sent back a horrible message! we give him hadiths and stuf and he say hjorrible crazy stuf!
I cant tell my parents what i see and what i smell tho so what the heck do i dooo!!....?
He acts all wierd, i also found some..........thing...(not sayin online)... in a bag...coughcoughpowdercough... somewhere in my brothers room!
He dont hang out wit no one but this kid all the tym! I KNOW that they do drug dealin near the high school, thats not where cops hang out tho....oi how i kno this?!
Hey there! Looks like you're enjoying the discussion, but you're not signed up for an account.
When you create an account, we remember exactly what you've read, so you always come right back where you left off. You also get notifications, here and via email, whenever new posts are made. And you can like posts and share your thoughts. Sign Up
Whatcha do wita lighter? (OP)
) and then u find a lighter in dem room? and dey been hangen out wit black kids who have been cought by da stupid loooosery tryna find anythin police a lot of times for drinkin, smokin , sniffin, etc....soo...lets find somethin that brothers who dont smoke, yet dont pray, but are muslims (again
) do with a lighter...see i kno u can use it for alot of things such as... burning the annoying string off ur shirt...or like my other brother used to do, throw it with the gas on, in the amazinly ghetto streets of detroit and it blow up so tiightly ...a mini explosion...everyone does it..
Quote
then :laugh: looooool 
u shud try it:X
smiley
Hide
Looks like you're enjoying the discussion, but you're not signed up for an account.
Bookmarks