Ultimate Journey

Assalamu alaikum,

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent the Merciful

YOU ARE REQUESTED TO ACT UPON THE CONTENTS OF THIS LETTER

TICKET: One-way (return ticket not available)

COST: absolutely free

RESERVATION: confirmed

ELIGIBILITY: Tickets will be issued to the following:
Name: Child of Adam
Identification: piece of clay
Address: Surface of the Earth

DETAILS OF JOURNEY:
Departure Point: Anywhere on Earth
Destination: Second World
Hotel to be temporarily accommodated: two meters space
Duration: few seconds or few minutes
Time of Departure: Time of Death

IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS:

All passengers are requested to keep in mind that the tickets are nonnegotiable and nontransferable. Therefore, everyone must be ready and keep an eye to the pilot of the plane - IZRAIL Alaihis Salam, THE ANGEL OF DEATH.

For more information, read instructions to be found in the Holy Quran and the Sunnah. You can also consult the learned Ulema (Muslim scholars). IT IS IMPORTANT this is done as soon as possible. You are reminded no oxygen mask will be given as it is not required, in fact your respiratory system will be closed down before the journey begins.

LUGGAGE:
Even though each plane carries only one passenger, restrictions are imposed on the luggage that can be taken with you. You are allowed to carry 5 meters of white clothes and small amount of cotton. The real luggage must be good deeds, good conduct, time spent in inviting mankind to good deeds and prohibiting evil, Ilm (knowledge) obtained and used properly, children raised and educated to be good Muslims. Apart from these and luggage of these types, other luggage will be at your own risk.

There is no need for any boarding pass, passport or other travel documents, just get ready. To get ready attendance of the 5 daily prayers in the Masjid or with Jamma'at is highly recommended. Study the Quran and Sunnah and put them into practice. This ticket may be called in at any time so prepare now!