I was emailed this, and i thought it wud be funny to share...
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your
boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that
was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my
hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a
brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went
straight to sleep afterwatching the game. You don't tell me
you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're
cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm
gone.
P.S. If you're trying to
find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia!
together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
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Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to
try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first
thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!". My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When
you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with
MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because
the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence
that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and
your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it
out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten
million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to
Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter
that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was
born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
Please Don't Forget the Plight of Muslims in your Dua's "And Seek (Allah's) help
with Sabr (patience) and Salat (prayers): it is indeed hard, except to those who
are humble" (Qur'an Al-Baqara 2:45)
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