Official Cars Thread

[Z]

Who here likes cars?

[Z]

Salaam.

That Mitsubishi is nothing but a pile of lard. One of the worse cars ever made by the Japanese.

[Sis786]

Hmmm it wasnt that bad i mean we had it for almost 2 years and sold it on and still paid a profit and it never broke down much, But generally yeah i suppose they aint that good cars!

And that aint me in there!LOL THATS MY DRIVER SAM!

[Sister_6038]

i just want a toxic green Mr Bean mini run on donkey power

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
mashallah thats a nice mistubishi
wasalam

[Sis786]

i just want a toxic green Mr Bean mini run on donkey power

As long as the donkey is well feed and watered and has decent stops and is paid the minimal donkey wage i can agree otherwise im totally against your CAR!

[Sister_6038]

As long as the donkey is well feed and watered and has decent stops and is paid the minimal donkey wage i can agree otherwise im totally against your CAR!

lololol sis!?!!? wats the minimal rate? and i think they have donley unions back home?!!?

[Sis786]

lololol sis!?!!? wats the minimal rate? and i think they have donley unions back home?!!?

Mashallah sis, normal rate is about £4.85 per hour.

and sis i alwys think the old transport is the best my donkeys can beat any car in a race or any London TRAIN..Its been provenkay:

[Sister_6038]

Mashallah sis, normal rate is about £4.85 per hour.

and sis i alwys think the old transport is the best my donkeys can beat any car in a race or any London TRAIN..Its been provenkay:

londons awful as it is...hmmpft wont be takin my donkey driven mini there :grumbling

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Mashallah sis, normal rate is about £4.85 per hour.

and sis i alwys think the old transport is the best my donkeys can beat any car in a race or any London TRAIN..Its been provenkay:

did u happen to stuff ur donkey wiv a large engine and put wheels on it?

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
lol maybe bro^^
london is a great city, with its top cars and 1st class trains
wasalam

[AhlaamBella]

Salaam,

Sorry but what is the biggie on cars? Sure they look nice and have this feature and that feature. But is it really something to get over excited about? A few of my friends strongly disagree with me on this one lol.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Salaam,

Sorry but what is the biggie on cars? Sure they look nice and have this feature and that feature. But is it really something to get over excited about? A few of my friends strongly disagree with me on this one lol.

agreed ^^

like i sed, i will drive a wiked lil banger

[Sis786]

salam
lol maybe bro^^
london is a great city, with its top cars and 1st class trains
wasalam

Top cars??

[Sister_6038]

agreed ^^

like i sed, i will drive a wiked lil banger

nothin can beat the toxic green mini lolol

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Top cars??

the wiked lil bangers, top cars mashAllah

[Sis786]

the wiked lil bangers, top cars mashAllah

Exactly wat i was thinking

[Kittygyal]

the bangers are the bessssssst

take care

[Shukria]

Audi
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.

BMW

Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels.
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Big Money Waster.
Blew My Money!
Busted My Wallet.

Fiat
Failure In Automotive Technology.
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation.
Found In A Trashcan.
Fix It All the Time.

Ford
First On Recall Day.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Fast Only Rolling Downhill.

Honda
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration.
Had One, Never Did Again.
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile.

Hyundai
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

Jaguar
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop.

Porsche
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions.
Phased Out Racer - Still Can't Hold Engine.
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough.

Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash.

Saab
Send Another Automobile Back.
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken.

Volvo
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.


What does your car say about you?
Honda Legend I'm too bland for German cars.

Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis.

Chrysler Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.

Ford Explorer I will not be caught dead in a mini van.

Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit.

Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60k for a car that is in the shop 280 days
per year.

Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

MGB I am dating a mechanic.

Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either.

Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires.

Triumph TR6 am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge.

Lotus Esprit Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.

Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.

Dodge Charger Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.

Mitsubishi Eclipse Why accelerate? Because you can!

Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife.

[Shukria]

Con't...

Classified Ad Terminology

"Runs Fine" I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last minute attack of conscience.

"Needs some work" Was sideswiped by a lorry.

"Must Sell" Before it blows up.

"Well Maintained" I changed the oil occassionally.

"Looks like new" Just don't try to drive it anywhere.

"All Original" I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.

"Loaded with options" Each one more troublesome than the next.

"Project Car" Doesn't run.

"Lots of potential" Doesn't run.

"Needs Minor Repair" Doesn't run.


Dodgy Insurance Claims

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit
him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother- in-law and headed over the embankment.

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.

My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

[Hijaabi22]

cars cars cars my faaaaaaave topic!!!!!!!