this is a nice dialoge I got from my friend and wish to share it with you, but dont know if this is the right section to put it, or I have to put it on the Education section since it is all about programming language
this is a programmer life with his wife:
Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort
Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.
Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family
Husband : Unknown Virus
he is totally infected by his computer and its commands
come onnn sis. surely, they not that bad. lol
or maybe the lady's asking too much, :X he's trying to wriggle out answering.
I know that, I am just wanna show how the programmer living with their computers and families (actually I am one of them )
by the way this is happened to me alot, sometimes I forget that I am in the real world not in the virtual one of computers and commands
this is a nice dialoge I got from my friend and wish to share it with you, but dont know if this is the right section to put it, or I have to put it on the Education section since it is all about programming language
this is a programmer life with his wife:
Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort
Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.
Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family
Husband : Unknown Virus
he is totally infected by his computer and its commands
LOL. Thats so funny. I know lot of programmers. Im sure they are all not like that kay:
Then how can you avoid the punishment, if you disbelieve, on a Day that will make the children grey-headed?
Sura Al-Muzzammil 73:17
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