Programmer Life......very nice ^_^

[Danah]

Asalam Alykom all sisters and brothers.

this is a nice dialoge I got from my friend and wish to share it with you, but dont know if this is the right section to put it, or I have to put it on the Education section since it is all about programming language

this is a programmer life with his wife:



Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort

Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.

Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family
Husband : Unknown Virus


he is totally infected by his computer and its commands

 

[Abdul-Raouf]

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.


Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.

:thumbs_up

 

[Ummu Sufyaan]

come onnn sis. surely, they not that bad. lol
or maybe the lady's asking too much, :X he's trying to wriggle out answering.

 

[Danah]

come onnn sis. surely, they not that bad. lol
or maybe the lady's asking too much, :X he's trying to wriggle out answering.

I know that, I am just wanna show how the programmer living with their computers and families (actually I am one of them :giggling: )
by the way this is happened to me alot, sometimes I forget that I am in the real world not in the virtual one of computers and commands :giggling:

 

[shuraimfan4lyf]

Asalam Alykom all sisters and brothers.

this is a nice dialoge I got from my friend and wish to share it with you, but dont know if this is the right section to put it, or I have to put it on the Education section since it is all about programming language

this is a programmer life with his wife:



Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort

Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.

Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family
Husband : Unknown Virus


he is totally infected by his computer and its commands

LOL. Thats so funny. I know lot of programmers. Im sure they are all not like that kay:

 

[MuslimWays]

:zip: we don't talk like that!

 

[Danah]

shuraimfan4lyf

LOL. Thats so funny. I know lot of programmers. Im sure they are all not like that

MuslimWays

we don't talk like that!

well, this is a very hard working programer though

 

[MuslimWays]

that explains it then.

 

[Kittygyal]

salamualikum.

I know someone who just ignores there wife and then turns around moaning and then chats aload of bull!!

but oh well, thats some next level.

Ma'assalama