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    Asalam Alykom all sisters and brothers.

    this is a nice dialoge I got from my friend and wish to share it with you, but dont know if this is the right section to put it, or I have to put it on the Education section since it is all about programming language

    this is a programmer life with his wife:



    Wife : Have you brought the grocery
    Husband: Bad command or filename.

    Wife : But I told you in the morning!
    Husband : Syntax Error. Abort

    Wife: What about my new TV
    Husband : Variable not found....

    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
    Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.

    Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
    Husband : Too many parameters....

    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
    Husband: data type mismatch.

    Wife: You are useless.
    Husband : It's by default.

    Wife: What about your Salary
    Husband : File in use .... Try later.

    Wife: What is my value in the family
    Husband : Unknown Virus


    he is totally infected by his computer and its commands
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    Re: Programmer Life......very nice ^_^

    format_quote Originally Posted by SAYA View Post

    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
    Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.


    Wife: What about your Salary
    Husband : File in use .... Try later.

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    Re: Programmer Life......very nice ^_^


    come onnn sis. surely, they not that bad. lol
    or maybe the lady's asking too much, :X he's trying to wriggle out answering.
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    Re: Programmer Life......very nice ^_^

    format_quote Originally Posted by maryam11 View Post

    come onnn sis. surely, they not that bad. lol
    or maybe the lady's asking too much, :X he's trying to wriggle out answering.
    I know that, I am just wanna show how the programmer living with their computers and families (actually I am one of them )
    by the way this is happened to me alot, sometimes I forget that I am in the real world not in the virtual one of computers and commands
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    Re: Programmer Life......very nice ^_^

    format_quote Originally Posted by SAYA View Post
    Asalam Alykom all sisters and brothers.

    this is a nice dialoge I got from my friend and wish to share it with you, but dont know if this is the right section to put it, or I have to put it on the Education section since it is all about programming language

    this is a programmer life with his wife:



    Wife : Have you brought the grocery
    Husband: Bad command or filename.

    Wife : But I told you in the morning!
    Husband : Syntax Error. Abort

    Wife: What about my new TV
    Husband : Variable not found....

    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
    Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.

    Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
    Husband : Too many parameters....

    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
    Husband: data type mismatch.

    Wife: You are useless.
    Husband : It's by default.

    Wife: What about your Salary
    Husband : File in use .... Try later.

    Wife: What is my value in the family
    Husband : Unknown Virus


    he is totally infected by his computer and its commands


    LOL. Thats so funny. I know lot of programmers. Im sure they are all not like that kay:
    Programmer Life......very nice ^_^

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    Re: Programmer Life......very nice ^_^

    :zip: we don't talk like that!
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    Re: Programmer Life......very nice ^_^

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    LOL. Thats so funny. I know lot of programmers. Im sure they are all not like that
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    we don't talk like that!
    well, this is a very hard working programer though (:
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    Re: Programmer Life......very nice ^_^

    that explains it then.
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    Re: Programmer Life......very nice ^_^

    salamualikum.

    I know someone who just ignores there wife and then turns around moaning and then chats aload of bull!!

    but oh well, thats some next level.

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