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    Some basic facts of life which applies to the Salaried People.

    Bank Balance
    First Week : 10000
    Second Week : 1000
    Third Week : 100
    Fourth week : 10

    Conveyance
    First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
    Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
    Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
    Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

    Girl friends
    First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
    Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
    Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
    Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

    Mobile Maintenance
    First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
    Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
    Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
    Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

    And last... but not the least...

    Boozing
    First Week : "Come, let's go to America and freak out!"
    Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in America. Let's go to India."
    Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?"
    Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"
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    Re: Basic Facts Of Life

    lmao!! wered u gt tht frm??
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    Re: Basic Facts Of Life



    It would be benfical if you were to cite the sources as to where you have gotten this from.

    Jazakhallah Khair.

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    Do your charity in the name of Da'wah and help us out

    Insha'Allah Khair.


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    Re: Basic Facts Of Life



    I don't understand it.. Can someone explain it to me?
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