Before and after marriage #

[Pk_#2]

Before marriage

John –Ah…. at last, I can hardly wait!


Jane – Do you want me to leave?


John – No! Don’t even think about it


Jane – Do you love me?


John – Of course, always have and always will!


Jane – Have you ever cheated on me?


John – No! Why are you even asking?


Jane –Will you kiss me?


John – Every chance I get!


Jane – Will you hit me?


John – Hell no! Are you crazy?!


Jane – Can I trust you?


John –Yes



Jane –Darling!









After marriage

Read backwards. :-\

 

[Nájlá]

hahahahah lol

 

[Yanal]

Cool. Did you copy or paste or is it in your own brain lurking somewhere?

 

[Lamees]

mg:mg:mg:

That's why I don't trust men,lol

 

[Pk_#2]

hahahahah lol

=)

Cool. Did you copy or paste

No.

or is it in your own brain lurking somewhere?

No also.

mg:mg:mg:

That's why I don't trust men,lol

Nah hun, guys are ari =P

 

[Güven]

what an exaggeration :-\

 

[Cabdullahi]

That guy is one heartless dude

 

[Pk_#2]

what an exaggeration :-\

Shush you, it's jus' a joke, sheesh :mmokay:

How yu Goovy?

 

[Pk_#2]

That guy is one heartless dude

Yah he is, *passes carrots around*

Use these to poke him guys! The last wan to poke him is a rotten banana.

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol sis


u made scrooge smile !

 

[Güven]

i know this is a joke but why tha hell did he marry that woman in the first place !

 

[Pk_#2]

lol sis


u made scrooge smile !

*scratch head*

Whose scrooge bhaiya? :hmm:

 

[Pk_#2]

i know this is a joke but why tha hell did he marry that woman in the first place !

Well you go marry her en, she available =P

I mean err... he dint, it was all made up by a genius!

 

[Güven]

^ROFL now thats FUNNY! ;D

 

[The Khan]

i know this is a joke but why tha hell did he marry that woman in the first place !

Probably the need for having kids.

 

[Güven]

Probably the need for having kids.

having kids? naah i dont think so probably the cooking was no good :hmm:

uhmm im sorry THIS was a joke.....:skeleton: lol

 

[Pk_#2]

having kids? naah i dont think so probably the cooking was no good :hmm:

uhmm im sorry THIS was a joke.....:skeleton: lol

:Evil: Prepare to be poked in your eyeball! *sharpens carrot* 3......2.....1.....

*P O K E*

 

[Güven]

*pshh i knew i shouldnt have made jokes about their cooking :exhausted*

in my eyeball ? lol ;D

 

[Pk_#2]

*pshh i knew i shouldnt have made jokes about their cooking :exhausted*

in my eyeball ? lol ;D

My mistake =)

That wasn't horrible nuff, Correction --> *Up your NOSE* ;D