Men vs. Women(don't worry,nothing offensive!=)

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I thought this was funny and, to be fair,it makes jokes about both men and women:)...Enjoy..

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.


lol! #2 & 8 are my favoritess
 
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I swear, this never ever gets old. LoL! #1, 8, and 9 are my faves :D
 
"7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night."

Yeah, because they're ugly to begin with.:p
(it's a joke, don't take it too seriously)
 
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

thats soo true,women grab the make-up box and keep it near by under the bed the night b4,.. so she can make a quick get away to the bathroom looking like SHE-GHOST OF SHOALIN!
 
"9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

pssssshhhhhhhhhh!!!
 
Guys have to learn this very wisdom:

If they're right, they just have to keep silent. If they're wrong, they should apologize!! :D
 
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I’m not denying anything sister.
It’s just that when one says that women are ALWAYS right,
it implies that men are ALWAYS wrong. And I don’t think that’s necessarily correct.
Yeah, we are wrong sometimes, but who isn’t? No one is perfect.
Don’t get me wrong, I have high respect for women (otherwise my mom would fry me if I didnt)
I think it’s somewhat balanced between a woman and a man.
Sometimes though, a man can get overboard I agree.
But I don’t think its right to say women are ALWAYS right. :D
 

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