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CIA-Mossad-RAW have floated some mischeavous Islamc portals and Islamc Board seems to be one...
May Allah save or punish these hyporites...
- Dr. Abdul Ruff Colachal
India, Julu 01, 2009
 
Yes, this is run for anti-Islalmc forces and media
 
Don't understand, what are you talking about?
 
It’s true, we’re all genetically-engineered CIA-trained Internet users with lasers for eyes. We also lend lawnmowers to Spetznaz and the KGB. Now off I go on my magical American flying unicorn.
 
abdulruff said:
Yes, this is run for anti-Islalmc forces and media
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I thinks you might be a jihadi from ummah forums? probably because you see that this forum isn't extreme enough
 
The revolutionary changes in the mass communication modes are basically not here to help people or to bring them closer to each other, its because, what I believe that we have entered the era of "Dajjal" and before the arrival of Dajjal its system must be enforced on earth. This was the first part.

Second part is that this "wireless revolution" has not helped ppl at all and has produced more confusion, restlessness, instability, doubts, frictions among people, races, countries, communities than ever before.

Thirdly is that you are easily "tapped & trapped", you can be blocked or located or tracked and finally eliminated (if necessary), they can eavesdrop on you more easily than ever before.

So say HI to Global Village!!!
 
abdulruff said:
CIA-Mossad-RAW have floated some mischeavous Islamc portals and Islamc Board seems to be one...
May Allah save or punish these hyporites...
- Dr. Abdul Ruff Colachal
India, Julu 01, 2009
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Must be true. One of the administrators has a very English appearing name. That has to be solid proof.
 
Muezzin said:
Don't forget the decoder rings with which we can summon Captain Planet.
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Should we mention our close ties with George Bush?

Of course if we do that we might just as well admit that Ben Ladin is actually in charge of the CIA and the Taliban is an elite US military unit involved in covert actions.

Out side of the fact this thread is in the wrong section and is becoming nonsensical I believe it is best to lock the thread and let it fade away.

Second thought this thread has too much potential for good clean humor. It is now reopened and moved to a section it can be enjoyed in.
 
Woodrow said:
Should we mention our close ties with George Bush?

Of course if we do that we might just as well admit that Ben Ladin is actually in charge of the CIA and the Taliban is an elite US military unit involved in covert actions.
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No wonder we don't get paid. We need to join a union.

I should ask my next door neighbour Elvis Presley for advice.
 
im undercover, come on just look at my id, that is a blatant undercover name :p

erm time we closed the thread:p
 
chacha_jalebi said:
im undercover, come on just look at my id, that is a blatant undercover name :p

erm time we closed the thread:p
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Can we do that without written permission from President Obama?
 
Woodrow said:
Can we do that without written permission from President Obama?
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;D bahahahahah :X urm I think President Obama will allows to do that... :P

This thread is jokes....
 
Güven said:
Shall I take the honour, Agent Woodrow?


( Code: Rattlebird) Whatever that means.
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are you agent 73 aka: Orangeglove who used to be called Blue bat. If so let us use the same approach we used when we infiltrated an igloo to see if we could get the recipe for making ice cubes.
 
Woodrow said:
are you agent 73 aka: Orangeglove who used to be called Blue bat. If so let us use the same approach we used when we infiltrated an igloo to see if we could get the recipe for making ice cubes.
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Yes that was me, nice to speaking you again Sir.

Hmm wouldn't that make too much ruckus? If I remember correctly , we destroyed 7 Iglo's plus a toilet at the petrol station.

I think we should use that approach when we were in the Amazones catching Monkeys ,you know those rare snub-nosed Monkeys that we suspected for Animal Terrorists? Ive kept one as a pet. They are actually quite handy at home. -_-
 
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Please don´t tell it to anyone that I am actually a zionist spy.

:shade:

My special mission is spying aliens as we have heard rumors they might be interesting to convert islam soon. Thats why my neck is hurting as I am spending all the time looking to sky...
 
sister harb said:
Please don´t tell it to anyone that I am actually a zionist spy.

:shade:

My special mission is spying aliens as we have heard rumors they might be interesting to convert islam soon. Thats why my neck is hurting as I am spending all the time looking to sky...
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Do you realize you just let it be known that our zionist branch is green? We have been trying to keep that a secret.

Ohh, I just saw the wisdom of what you are doing. With all of the green members nobody can tell which are the real members and which are the zionist spies. Good choice.
 
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