A Very Stupid Girl

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Salam all, I found this on my email and thought it was quite funny so i decided
to share it with everyone; I hope u hav a good laugh :D






1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home


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She studied for a blood test.


thats a nice one
 
Assalamu alaykum wrwb,
Kind of sexist that they all say she...you could have split it by making half of them say he...so it was about stupid people in general.
Then I wouldn't feel you're acting girls...
that being said, they were funny.
 
layla is here said:
Assalamu alaykum wrwb,
Kind of sexist that they all say she...you could have split it by making half of them say he...so it was about stupid people in general.
Then I wouldn't feel you're acting girls...
that being said, they were funny.
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Good point tht wud make me hav 2 change the title too
:hiding: :heated:
 
Yeah i think you should change the title with a mods help inshallah.
 
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
:haha:
 
She didn't have to be blonde.....my wife has done a couple of those, like she called me to get my phone number....i am not kiddingimsad. My wife is Indian;D

LOL, those were funny.;D
 
Obi97_Abdul said:




1. She called me to get my phone number.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.



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Lol these 1s are Funnayyeee lol.. rang some 1 to get get there number aha, i almost did that once i think:hmm:..
 
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