Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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I want an iPhone but my parents won't let me! :cry: What to do? I considered picketing in their bedroom at 2 am in the morning... Is that a good idea? Should I gather up my minions as well?
 
Rashad said:
I want an iPhone but my parents won't let me! :cry: What to do? I considered picketing in their bedroom at 2 am in the morning... Is that a good idea? Should I gather up my minions as well?
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Don't pester your parents when you can get a(nother) job. :thumbs_up

Seriously, I have toilets that need cleaning.

aisha said:
It's been 5 DAYS!!
Hmmmmm. Muezzin must be losing his touch. :D
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Alternatively I could simply have been having a life, but your theory is also possible.

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~SilverOrchid~ said:
i want to go abroad, which country would you suggest?
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1) Wear a headscarf, kick up a storm in a random airport, and you could very well be whisked off on an all-expenses-paid trip to Yemen!

Or

2) I personally would like to visit Japan, but I hear countries as diverse as Tunisia, Vietnam and Cuba are all very nice.

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Muezzin said:
Don't pester your parents when you can get a(nother) job. :thumbs_up

Seriously, I have toilets that need cleaning.


Alternatively I could simply have been having a life, but your theory is also possible.

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:cry: You don't give good advice. :cry:

...Unless you'd pay for my airfare to London so I can clean your toilets... :ermm: I don't mind that...
 
Rashad said:
:cry: You don't give good advice. :cry:
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True.

...Unless you'd pay for my airfare to London so I can clean your toilets... :ermm: I don't mind that...
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I'd pay for your airfare if you considered a maiden voyage on the pictured vehicle safe:

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I mean, who wouldn't want a free cross-continental ride in a battery plane? Any aircraft that could conceviably run on Duracells or potatoes is made of win.

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Since I got my license today... Could you buy me one of these? :X

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i feel like a pair of curtains!!!!!

my school is closed because of snow and im too lazy to study at home!
 
sevgi said:
My little brother has a terrible habit of licking his lips. He always looks like his lips are tripple their actual size. He has now developed a coldsore and keeps picking at it regardless of my efforts to make the sore subside and disappear.

What can I do to a) make him stop licking his lips. b) Make him stop picking his coldsore. c) Make his current coldsore go away.

(???)

Thank you.
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We can tackle those two problems with one remedy a bit like killing 2 birds with one stone

apply a thin layer of english mustard a) its bitter and he wont lick his lips guaranteed and b) it has vinegar and it will burn the sore so he won't touch it
 
I want cereal milk without having to actually eat the cereal. :|
 
tango92 said:
i feel like a pair of curtains!!!!!
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I can relate to that.

Actually, I can't. I usually feel like a sandwich.

my school is closed because of snow and im too lazy to study at home!
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GCSE Bitesize may or may not help.

If not, you could always wrap yourself in a rug and roll down the stairs. Hours of fun, until the ambulance arrives.

Hayaa said:
I want cereal milk without having to actually eat the cereal. :|
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Introduce yourself to the wonderful world of sieves.

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Muezzin said:
Start by learning how to spell it yourself. Ask Oxford!

It's 'sieve'. I before E. I'll have to correct my post above.

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See the quotation marks in my post? Yeah, they indicate me quoting you. That is, I know how to spell it...I was just reiterating your mistake. I thought the "" would have clarified that.
 
sevgi said:
See the quotation marks in my post?
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These " " are called speech marks.

These ' ' are called quotation marks.

Pardon me, I'm British.

Yeah, they indicate me quoting you. That is, I know how to spell it...I was just reiterating your mistake. I thought the "" would have clarified that.
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I before the e except after C, though there are exceptions such as: beige, freight, heinous, neighbour etc etc..

Anyway, where have the beans gone?
Why tea? Why not Hot chocolate with marshmallows and chocolate chunks?
I'm in a dilemma. I think.
To Masters? Or not Masters? If I do so meself, it'll cost £5,000 for 1 year ..
Or from work, free, but it'll take 3 years...
 
What happened to 'Minaz' or was that name a euphemism for something else? I don't want to go to page one to find out...

also I get the urge to carry a skillet and a hot water bottle and a hemostat whoever I go, how can I stop this insanity and regain myself respect?
 

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