Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Scimitar]

There is only ONE Master of Might - Allah

magic is haraam

and Monday mornings are for atheist westerners to complain about - muezzin and whoever else it was who started this thread didn't think things thru properly did they?

enjoy your shirk while it lasts

 

[Muezzin]

How do you fight procrastination and lack of sleep? Understandably, even sleep in this case is being procrastinated...

I'll tell you later.

Where is muezzin??

Where is the universe?

Never have I ever sat down and read an entire thread that was this long on any site, this one was full of laughs that I needed.
Peace be with you.

We aim to please.

If someone needs a laugh, start reading this thread from the beginning. :awesome:

Inshallah everyone who replied to thread is doing well.

Two thumbs up to you, Ice with three e's!

There is only ONE Master of Might - Allah

magic is haraam

and Monday mornings are for atheist westerners to complain about - muezzin and whoever else it was who started this thread didn't think things thru properly did they?

Actually, I named it after a series of computer games called Masters of Might and Magic, because they were utterly rubbish but had a fun-sounding name. I added Monday Mornings because it would be funny and alliterative with 'Muezzin' and 'Minaz'. I also explain some more about this in the first post.

enjoy your shirk while it lasts

In light of the above, it's pretty clear that no shirk was intended.

Next!

 

[noraina]

Assalamu Alaykum,

Some of your posts made me laugh aloud. This thread is actually utterly insane and doesn't make a word of sense but Alhamdulillah it made me smile.

So my exams are coming up and seeing your extensive experience how do I get an A* in Psychology? I've been trying to perform a test of animal intelligence on my chickens and they fail with such consistency and determination I am beginning to think its deliberate and a sign of highly developed mental abilities, what do you say?

 

[Muezzin]

Assalamu Alaykum,

Some of your posts made me laugh aloud. This thread is actually utterly insane and doesn't make a word of sense but Alhamdulillah it made me smile.

Just like British probate laws.

So my exams are coming up and seeing your extensive experience how do I get an A* in Psychology? I've been trying to perform a test of animal intelligence on my chickens and they fail with such consistency and determination I am beginning to think its deliberate and a sign of highly developed mental abilities, what do you say?

I think you need to try a new approach. When you next see them, repeat the following lines of ancient verse:

Cluck, cluck,
Cluck, cluck,
Chicken
Lay a little
Egg for me

Cluck, cluck,
Cluck, cluck,
Chicken
I want one for
My tea

If indeed an egg is laid in time for tea, it is indisputable proof of avian intelligence. If not, well, I guess the question of their intelligence will just peck away at you forever until an idea hatches.

Next!

 

[minaz]

***Service Announcement***
Due to Covid 19, we regret to inform that we will no longer be providing exam tips, as exam season should be cancelled.

Instead we are opening a new venture - as of Monday morning- in where best to acquire toilet paper.