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I found this on a forum the other day:

SORRY ABOUT THIS! when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more pages

I mean, are you serious? this is just ridiculous. People, don't beleive this superstition.
 
There are a hell of such ridiculous mails I recieve more or less every second day.
 
^ You can block them though and so can't send you anymore junk..
That's what I did :hmm:
 
Lol.Waste of time.
It is very common on internet.
Btw see the world is so modern.Dead people come on internet :p
"I don't know how to just ban these e-mail addresses from e-mailing me. >_>"
Use Gmail or Hotmail.Never use yahoo, it is spambox instead of inbox
 
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Yes, and he's dead and his name is summer(very hot).He's only 15.What a joke.Use message boards instead of emails :P
 
Some bored teenager (i assume) wants to make people worried. Once i recieved a forwarded e-mail about how msn is thinking of closing down hotmail.

Here it is:

Hi,
This is Tara and John, the directors of MSN,

Sorry for the interruption but MSN is closing down. This is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (e.g. Making up lots of different accounts for just one person, etc.), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your
Account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no
joke, we will be shutting down the servers.
Send it on, thanks.

P.S.
WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND IT WILL COST YOU 10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL.
GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR
ATTENTION.
This is no joke if you don't believe us then go to this site:
http://news.BBC.co.UK/1/hi/business/1189119.stm

and see for yourself. Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your MSN icon will become blue.Please copy and paste don't forward because people wont read them

I opened the link to investigate and it was a totally different news story and so i wrote a little note back to the person who initially sent it to me and that person forward the mail back and after a few weeks i recieved that same e-mail (with my message un-edited) again. :hmm: This stuff spreads like wildfire and what's funny is that these people have the energy to forward rubbish like this, yet they don't have the brain power to read the evidence, especially when it is provided in the same e-mail. :grumbling
 
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I found this on a forum the other day:



I mean, are you serious? this is just ridiculous. People, don't beleive this superstition.

Thanks for the laugh :)

I thought this is only common in some stupid emails.....not forums

I like the part said no nose no ears ^_^, seems that that dude watches lots of action movies :hmm:
 
I found this on a forum the other day:



I mean, are you serious? this is just ridiculous. People, don't beleive this superstition.

HAHA LOL , what more can i say ............. ;D, thankfully i never receive this type of spam or it ends up in the junk folder automatically. Though i do feel a bit left out........... i mean i could always do with a laugh now and then
 
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I think that i am lucky enough not to receive such kinds of rubbish as mail :)

I think I should feel the same, because it only once I got an email like that, but I did hear about them a lot.
 
Yah.Now a days they are on facebook :p
Something like dont read or you will be a magician.
Lol lol.Its more funny than annoying :p
 
I found this on a forum the other day:



I mean, are you serious? this is just ridiculous. People, don't beleive this superstition.
I hate those things. I also hate those forwards where you are told to concentrate on the screen and then this screaming banshee pops out of nowhere. What is WRONG with people.
Lol.Waste of time.
It is very common on internet.
Btw see the world is so modern.Dead people come on internet :p
"I don't know how to just ban these e-mail addresses from e-mailing me. >_>"
Use Gmail or Hotmail.Never use yahoo, it is spambox instead of inbox

Gmail is good, but hotmail? I find that worse than yahoo.

I really hate e-mails that attempt to 'blackmail' you to forward them on, either through fear or through shame; like religious ones that say if you are not ashamed of your religion then forward it on. Silly.

Life_Is_Short, I've had that happen, but I've gotten the edited version back from the person I've sent it to instead. :hiding:
 
They even sometimes pretend to be Muslims. Just got this one:
Salamalekum ,

Special greetings in the name of Almighty Allah!! I am Mrs Hajia Aisha Sayed, a widow suffering from cancer of the breast, My husband and my only son were killed last year during the UK terrorist Attack when we visited London for holidays.

My condition is serious and according to my doctor, he said it is obvious that I may not survive. I have some funds that my late husband WILLED to me in cash; the sum of US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million United States dollars).

I packaged it in consignments and deposited it with a finance house. After my prayers, I searched a Religion sites in the internet, I found your email address and I decided to contact you for the usage of the funds in your Ministry. Therefore, in the name of Prophet Mohammed (sallalahu alaihi wasalam), if you are honest and faithful enough to use this fund strictly for the work of Almighty Allah, your response will be highly appreciated.

Yours in His Vineyard,

Mrs.Aisha Sayed.
 
I got one another day , just to tell u the subject of the e mail


"Try It even if u dont believe it .."

Well , why would i try it if i dont believe it??

u knowone of those "Islamic" e mails where u have to send it to nine people and u will hear a good news in the morning or a wish will come true or a good thing will happen to u and if u dont send lol something bad will happen to you

May Allah save us from such and usually those e maisl are weak and fabricated ahadeeth or stories any way.
 
How do i beat these dudes

Mr.ADULASAM NASRA
BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO,
WEST AFRICA.

Dear Friend,

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I AM A SECRETARY OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR BOA BANK HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($7.6)million to your account within 14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim. I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer, the owner of the account died along with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 31st
2000.

I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasurer as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why i contacted you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.

Upon receipt of your reply to, i will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 45% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me.

Best Regard.
Mr. ADULASAM NASRA
PHONE +226 76 241 887
 
Re: How do i beat these dudes

Barrister WATSON DAN
2nd Floor, Ned bank Place,
35 Saucer Street, Johannesburg
Republic of South Africa.
Mobile: 0027 783 677 681
GREETINGS
I got your information while search for a reliable person who will assist me in a business proposal that will be of a great benefit we both and I have lay all the trust in you before I decided to disclose this confidential transaction to you.
I am Barrister WATSON DAN, an Attorney at Law. I have an urgent and very profitable business proposition for you that should be handled with extreme confidentiality. I know this proposal will come to you as a surprise for the fact that we have not met before believing that transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive or worried but I can assure you that you will not regret been part of this mutual beneficial transaction.
SUBJECT: A deceased Client of mine Name withhold, A citizen of your Country whom here in shall be referred to as my client, made a numbered time Fixed Deposit for twelve calendar months valued at US$23.5Million Dollars (Twenty Three Million, Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars Only in a Financial and Security Company on January 12,2000.
My client was a Consultant, and contractor with the South Africa Solid Minerals Corporation (SSMC).Upon maturity the Financial and Security Company sent a routine notification in accordance with the Company policy to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month they sent a reminder and finally it was discovered from his contract employers South Africa Solid Minerals Corporation (SSMC) that My Client, his wife and two children died in the AF4590 France concord plane crash bound for New York in their plan for a world cruise on Monday 31 July, 2000.
Please view this website for confirmation of the death of my client.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/859479.stm
On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a Will and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigations and discovered that my client did not declare any next of kin or relations in the Deposit paperwork with the Financial and Security Company.
This sum of US$23.5million i understand was kept in the Financial and Security Company for safekeeping to enable him have direct and immediate access to the funds for a contract that he intended to execute. No one will ever come forward to claim it and according to the Government Law as provided in section 129 sub 63(N), South African Banking Edit of 1961 at the expiration of a decade the money will revert to the ownership of the South African Government, if nobody applies to claim the fund.
My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin and beneficiary of my deceased client as you bear the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $23.5million can be paid to you, so we can share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage of 60% for me 40% for you. All legal documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin will be provided by me. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Your most urgent response will be highly appreciated to avoid making further contacts.
Please reply with this information.
NAME IN FULL:
ADDRESS:
SEX/DOB
OCCUPATION
TELEPHONE
COPY OF IDENTITY
Warmest Regards.
Barrister WATSON DAN
Mobile: 0027 783 677 681
 

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