theres scope for seamonkeys in evolution, they just havnt eveolved yet cos monkeys live inland. Stick some on the coast and wait ten thousand years or so. Nature does the rest!
He is certainly for real. I personally know a few evolutionary muslims, who pretty much use the arguements I already posted. Allah was speaking metaphorically. A clot of blood means to them something worthless. Not a literal clot of blood.
Lines like "I swear by the pen" dosnt mean that a pen was being sworn to, it means the writings are their own truth.
In any religion, theres space for adaption to a more metaphoric interpretation. Christianity battled to do it with frantic haste as the religion lost power. It was a neccesity to keep the thing patched together.
Islam hasnt quite got that need yet,it hasnt lost its power except perhaps a little in Turkey, and probably wont have for many centuries. The fear of shirk and the punishments therein combined with the states using it as a control mechanism have kept literalism as fresh today as it was a millenia ago.