The Mishaps of 2 Super Agents

[S.Belle]

*Looks around suspiciously*:nervous:

Hey its Agent S.Belle the 'S' stands for ummm....well that doesnt matter right now.
Me and my partner Flames Bond have decided to let you all in on our world as IB Super Agents.
I know you are thinking to yourself why are these 2 brave and awesomely amazing Super agents :shade: revealing their identities......

We are not sure as to why either :exhausted....

All we know is that from time to time IB gets a lil....hectic and needs 2 charming agents like ourselves to save it from the doom and gloom of reality.

But be warned dangerous events that are sure to have your tummy cramping due to laughter will occur in this thread. Those that do not possess a funny bone are asked to leave now or be at risk of developing one. We will not be held accountable for the development of laughter cramps or funny bones so I stress that you now click the back button or the Islamic Board Icon that is conveninently located near the top left of your screen...depending on which theme you are using.

For those that have actually continued to read this far updates on our current mission will be posted shortly but until then May Peace be with You.
Super Agent S.Belle out

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

I better leave this thread. hew these colours freak me out...and i cannot stand such extreme humour.

 

[Flame of Hope]

I better leave this thread. hew these colours freak me out...and i cannot stand such extreme humour.

Secret agent Flames Bond 007 to the rescue!

Errr.......there's nobody here! Ponders over dark reality: 'Abd Al-Maajid has already been rescued?????

It's a ghost town!! :skeleton:

(Takes out secret phone dials S. Belle's number.....)

Code 5! Come in Code 5! Urgent message to be delivered to headquarters!

THERE IS NOBODY HERE!!!! mg:

Over and out.

 

[S.Belle]

(Takes out secret phone dials S. Belle's number.....)

Code 5! Come in Code 5! Urgent message to be delivered to headquarters!

THERE IS NOBODY HERE!!!! mg:

Over and out.

*Picks up phone*

"S.Belle speaking".. *Greeted with a "Code 5!"*

"Flame Bond 007 give me your coordinates and I will be there asap"

*Hops in Bellemobile*
Oh I really hope that this bro was rescued or just wondered away.....but what if he was *gulp* postnapped

*hums dramtic music *

 

[Bintulislam]

The technicolorism led me here.Seems like the Sooper Cool agents need someone to be rescued.....but the hightech gadgets used are probably a little bit old fashioned,no?

 

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Assalaamu Alaaykum

*agent Pearl of wisdom enters the room* (man that sounds soo funni n sort of weird)

*arrests agent Flame and S.Belle* *once mission accomplished then leaves*

* but passes good news to everyone before she leaves*


:-\ Good news ALERT: To all members you are all safe, feel free to come out from your hiding places. :-\

I am soo messing this thread up, arent i?!! :-\ *leaves*

.. peace ..

 

[Flame of Hope]

Flames Bond 007 sends Super Advice Alert to Bellemobile computer:

"This is code 9 emergency. Foreign spies all over the place! Agent Pearly Two Shoes making her rounds! Best advice for now: Put on your disguise!"

over and out.

 

[Bintulislam]

Assalaamu Alaaykum

*agent Pearl of wisdom enters the room* (man that sounds soo funni n sort of weird)

*arrests agent Flame and S.Belle* *once mission accomplished then leaves*

* but passes good news to everyone before she leaves*


:-\ Good news ALERT: To all members you are all safe, feel free to come out from your hiding places. :-\

I am soo messing this thread up, arent i?!! :-\ *leaves*

.. peace ..

Oh! weren't these two s'posed to save us?Anyways thankyou.

 

[S.Belle]

Flames Bond 007 sends Super Advice Alert to Bellemobile computer:

"This is code 9 emergency. Foreign spies all over the place! Agent Pearly Two Shoes making her rounds! Best advice for now: Put on your disguise!"

over and out.

Foreign spies:skeleton:

A disguise hmmm what to wear.......AHA! I know the perfect diguise

*Hits automatic disguise button*

no one will ever know its me :shade:...

*calls Flame*
Flame I am at the coordinates that you gave me but where are you?

 

[S.Belle]

Oh! weren't these two s'posed to save us?Anyways thankyou.

Well slap my head and call me silly but is Agent Pearly postnapping these forum members under the illusion that she is saving them from us?!!!!

 

[Re.TiReD]

Haha i love it! doesnt make sense, but love it!

 

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Well slap my head and call me silly but is Agent Pearly postnapping these forum members under the illusion that she is saving them from us?!!!!

*slaps her head while her glasses fall off her disguise suit thingy*

Your silly! Yep i am definetly under the illusion of protecting the members from yourself and Flaminator! You guys should be locked up immediately, you are dangered up in other words meaning dangerous....

*once again continues in trying to save the day for the Members of Li* *picks all the members of Li up and places them in a secret box where they cannot escape and drives off to a place far far away, Australia*

Btw i wonder if there are any members from Australia on this forum because i've never been to Russia before.


Really?? im messing up the thread!!! :-\ *leaves and never returnz*

Haha i love it! doesnt make sense, but love it!

Also that is the job of these two so called 'agents' they never make sense.

 

[Hannah.]

You girls have been watching too many James Bond movies.

 

[Flame of Hope]

no one will ever know its me :shade:...

Good work and great disguise, S. Belle! :bravo: Nobody can beat us in this game. :Evil:

*calls Flame*
Flame I am at the coordinates that you gave me but where are you?

Look up, my dear! I'm in The Flamicopter.....the latest, most super silent helicopter in the world! Mwwaaah ah ah aha haaa ha ha ha ha! :Evil:

Sheriff Pearls will never be able to catch us......!

You had better zoom up here quick. We are both wanted by the FBI (Forum Board Islamic) and there's a million dollar reward being offered for our capture. No worries though, partner. I got a plan to get that reward for ourselves. Mwwaaah ah ah aha haaa ha ha ha ha! :Evil:

 

[Flame of Hope]

Your silly! Yep i am definetly under the illusion of protecting the members from yourself and Flaminator! You guys should be locked up immediately, you are dangered up in other words meaning dangerous....

Hastily calls S.Belle on cell phone:

Agent Belle! They got more brains than we anticipated!!! I don't know how they figured out that I was The Flaminator!! They saw through my disguise!! mg: Urgent! Get your Bellemobile up here right away! We are now The Most Endangered Species on the planet.

 

[sister herb]

What? Agents around? Freely outside broom closet again? Here is now needed bat-harb. Don´t panic the whole mankind! I am coming to rescue the world!

Or... should it better just to hiding...

 

[Flame of Hope]

What? Agents around? Freely outside broom closet again? Here is now needed bat-harb. Don´t panic the whole mankind! I am coming to rescue the world!

Or... should it better just to hiding...

Latest Headline News!

SISTER HARB STEALS FLAMINATOR'S DISGUISE! mg:


IB Forum. Daylight.

Reporter: So you say that your disguise was stolen?

Flaminator: That's right! In broad daylight!

Reporter: But weren't you in your Flamicopter?

Flaminator: I was. But I had decided to hide in the Broom Closet for a while. I was ready to put on my disguise....when The Wicked Therapist named Miss Hitler came on the scene. She couldn't see me because I was hiding in the tea cup. Then lo behold! She took my disguise and rushed out of the Broom Closet to rescue the world!

Reporter: That sounds rather unfair.

Flaminator: It certainly is! :raging: I'm gonna take this case to The Supreme Court....where Mr. Soft-hearted Woodrow Grumpyson will surely rule in my favor.

Reporter: Best of luck, Flames Bond!

Flaminator: (blushing) Thanks. :embarrass

 

[Woodrow]

Direct from the supreme court.

Woodrow: "Bring the guilty ones in and execute them. I'll conduct a fair trial later, when I have more time.

Verdict: Guilty as Charged

Carry out the sentence,

I will conduct the fair trial in a day or 2

Court is now adjourned"

 

[Bintulislam]

Well slap my head and call me silly but is Agent Pearly postnapping these forum members under the illusion that she is saving them from us?!!!!

You are a genius indeed.

 

[Bintulislam]

Direct from the supreme court.

Woodrow: Bring the guilty ones in and execute them. I'll conduct a fair trial later, when I have more time.

Verdict Guilty as Charged

Carry out the sentence,

I will conduct the fair trial in a day or 2

Court is now adjourned

Well,OKAY then,first a duo of strangely funny agents then a self-proclaiming save-the-day agent and now a judge....seriously guys you all are just *wait for it*.... *its coming* AWESOME!!! :rock:

The possible twist in this oh-so-thrilling comedy could be Mr judge 's post being claimed by someone who considers themselves more qualified and eligible than the present one--then we'll have two conflicts.Let's see who that turns out to be.;D