You know you have become a Mum when..

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You know you have become a mum when……
1. The month on your wall calendar stays the same all year round.
2. The only conversation you can have with people is about “The Baby”
3. 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am alarm goes off every night and it doesn’t have a snooze button.
4. You serve your husband baby food/purees for dinner and hand him over a bib instead of a napkin.
5. Your baby doesn’t understand the concept of sleep; hence it becomes one of life's greatest mystery's for you.
6. You have no time to eat all day; but the scales always say otherwise.
7. You pack the equivalent to a 2 week holiday when taking the baby out for a walk in the park.
8. Baby poo or vomit has become your daily perfume. However on a good day you may smell of baby lotion.
9. You have no privacy even when you want to go to the bathroom as your toddler is going through separation anxiety. GRRRRR
10. You wish the baby changing facilities did exactly that!

Source: Hijabi Mummy http://sairaali.blogspot.com/
 
lol I love that post..May Allah bless all the mothers for their efforts and struggle..ameen. I love my mum alhumdulilah :wub:
 
I saw these sayings when browsing around for a Mother's Day message for my Mom:

[FONT=georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif]A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan[/FONT]

[FONT=georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif]If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle[/FONT]

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Hannah. said:
9. You have no privacy even when you want to go to the bathroom as your toddler is going through separation anxiety. GRRRRR
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Jazakallah khair sis for giving us cause to smile.

I was smiling at number 9 for the last part of it....GRRRRRRR. It's the GRRRRRR of frustration. I know exactly how that feels. lol.
 
Can i add the following:

when your toddler kisses you with its mouthful of food...you smile.
when your baby sleeps all day and is awake all night, you wonder if its mother was an owl?!
When your baby says "ma ma " for the first time, it make your heartmelt....
 
You know you're a mum when your purse contains extra nappies, a toy car and a little smelly sock !
 
You know your a mom when you lower your hands to your childs vomit and you dont even flinch.
 
Flame said:
You know you're a mom when you are suddenly gifted with Unimaginable Super Powers. lol.
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It used to always annoy me to no end whenever my mom would figure out all of my lovely schemes of wrongdoing. My best laid plans rendered impotent in an instant and I never could figure out why or how.

"Dude, how does she DO that?!"
 
Just a Guy said:
"Dude, how does she DO that?!"
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Ahem! This might give you a clue.... ;D

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or this..............






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You know your mum when you say the same things as your own mum.

You know your mum when the kids believe you when you say " i have eyes at the back of my head" - LOL
 
I KNEW it! I knew there was a super costume in her closet somewhere. But I never could find it.. or the copy of the Mom's Handbook.
 

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