Best place on the internet! IB Town!

[sister herb]

Sure. Head on to Planet Pluto immediately and find out what caused the death of that planet and made it a star instead.

Take the Master Magician Harb with you in case you need to transform other planets into moons and moons into stars. I recommend they all be transformed into nuggets. But I'll let Harb decide.

Best of luck!!!

Seems I have to mess all "space area" so that nobody knows what is moon, planet or star...

Okok heeeeeey I am now in Pluto and here is autumn and trees and...

 

[Futuwwa]

Here is Pluto, I brought what's left of it to you in the Bring Out the Dead cart. Diagnosis: Hit by the Death Star laser.

 

[sister herb]

This is Uranus I think...

Quite dry place. I think I buy ticket to next fly and return to Moon. Because:

 

[Futuwwa]

Hey, who turned Uranus solid?

 

[sister herb]

This space dust makes me sick.

I want back to Earth!

Here we go...

 

[Just_A_Girl13]

What about Saturn?

 

[Who Am I?]

I went ice skating on Europa once. Lovely view of Saturn from there...

 

[sister herb]

Ok now I am back to Earth again (don´t tell it to those Woodrow&Tilmeez- gang).

I found out outer space was quiet place to stay but there were some problems:

a) no coffee
b) no chocolate
c) no rainy days

d) no horses to eat by soy sauce... oops I mean no pizza

 

[Muhaba]

i am here . i am here. tell me what to do.

 

[sister herb]

i am here . i am here. tell me what to do.

If you are free, can you go and conquer Jupiter? I got report from Futuwwa that there have been fightings with native aliens.

Good luck! We will send you help from other planets if needed.

 

[Muhaba]

i will fly there right away! *flaps wings and starts to take off*

 

[sister herb]

Thanks but be carefull. Aliens might be quite angry these times and bite...

 

[Muhaba]

don't worry, i've got special powers. just llooking into my opponent's eyes will put him to sleep for 30 seconds, enough time for me to do my work. i am now flying over jupiter at fastest speeds possible but wait what's that cloud over there covering the atmosphere. mayday mayday, i don't know where i am going.
*tries hard to make safe landing* CRASHHHHHH *toppples over* oops, ow ow i think i may broken my arm. Captain, I can't move. send medic ASAP.

 

[sister herb]

Hmmm... I think before your next mission you still need to take some training lessons about landing...

Secret medic/rescue patrol is on its way... Don´t worry about costume... This not real Santa...

And of course to you:

 

[Flame of Hope]

don't worry, i've got special powers. just llooking into my opponent's eyes will put him to sleep for 30 seconds, enough time for me to do my work. i am now flying over jupiter at fastest speeds possible but wait what's that cloud over there covering the atmosphere. mayday mayday, i don't know where i am going.
*tries hard to make safe landing* CRASHHHHHH *toppples over* oops, ow ow i think i may broken my arm. Captain, I can't move. send medic ASAP.

You should have known better than to take advice from sister harb. She's from planet Fin. She's got smileys and all that help her get outta fixes. We don't have that kind of power. So it's best to keep a distance from harb.

Well, never mind. You will learn from your mistakes.

Am sending medic ASAP. Look out for him... it could be her.... or it. The medic would come to you in disguise. Hint to help you recognize the medic: looks like a human being.

Good luck.

 

[sister herb]

Keep distance to me? My rescue patrol doesn´t consist as human beings? Am I danger? Maybe...

 

[Flame of Hope]

See that smiley? I told ya. It's too cute to resist. You get drawn in and then........... SMACK! You get hit.

So WRITER, beware, beware, beware!!!!!

 

[sister herb]

I have been deported from IB Town (by gang of Woodrow and Tilmeez) and now seems I will also become soon deported from outer space too. Where I will escape next?

Seems I have to start looking for political asylum... maybe from Palestine...

 

[Flame of Hope]

I have been deported from IB Town (by gang of Woodrow and Tilmeez) and now seems I will also become soon deported from outer space too. Where I will escape next?

Seems I have to start looking for political asylum... maybe from Palestine...

A passing cow noticed the sad harb. Cow sends greeting....



There's plenty of grass on planet Saturn. Come and join me, says the cow. We'd be the only ones here and we would rule!!

 

[sister herb]

Thanks cow. I really appreciate your kindness... but I wish to stay to Earth... or I mean planet Fin. There also is a lot of cows and grass too. Would you like to join?