Husband and Wife Saga.

[ardianto]

What do you call a handsome,intelligent and senstive man?
A rumour.

According to my wife, I am not a rumour, but real.

 

[Who Am I?]

What do you call a handsome,intelligent and senstive man?
A rumour.

Well, two out of three isn't bad. I leave it to you to figure out which of the two I am... ;D

According to my wife, I am not a rumour, but real.

Oh, look at Mr. Humility over here.. ;D

 

[Endymion]

Well, two out of three isn't bad. I leave it to you to figure out which of the two I am... ;D

Intelligent and sensitive :hiding:

 

[Who Am I?]

Intelligent and sensitive :hiding:

Not exactly what I had in mind, but I guess I will take it...

 

[Revert 2010]

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

 

[Insanely.Krazii]

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

LOL thats a good one

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… wives want both!

Funniest contradicting phrases:
1.Clearly misunderstood
2.Exact estimate
3.Small crowd
4.Act naturally
5.Found missing
6.Fully empty
7.Happily married

Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.

Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called……….the husband.

Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

 

[Revert 2010]

"I always hold my wifes hand, if I let go she shops."

 

[Revert 2010]

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."

 

[sohail1234]

assalam o alikum
hahhahahahahahha such a nice funny post love it