knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

[specs]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who the one you're talking to?



share your knock knock jokes too

 

[unknown12]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris who?
...?
Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

Q: Knock knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, "Control freak who?"

:lol:

 

['Abd-al Latif]

^

You should be prohibited from joking :heated:

 

[unknown12]

What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. I’m not a knock knock type of joker , were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool

 

[Iceee]

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!

 

[unknown12]

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!

loooooooooool rofl :awesome:

 

[Jslayton]

Knock Knock
Whos there ?

Tuba
Tuba who ?

Tuba toothpaste thats who!

 

[GuestFellow]

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock

Knock knock knock hahahahahaha

Knock knock

Who is there

MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA

 

[GuestFellow]

What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. I’m not a knock knock type of joker , were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool

He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^

 

[shailas]

Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
It's a good one, unknown12!

 

[Jslayton]

I think guestfellow likes to knock a wee bit to much

 

[specs]

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock

Knock knock knock hahahahahaha

Knock knock

Who is there

MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA

:lol: :haha: that made me laugh! hah.

 

[unknown12]

He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^

Yeah that's me . I need plenty of therapy
l
l
V

 

[unknown12]

knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock i love knock knock jokes knock knock

knock knock knock hahahahahaha

knock knock

who is there

my extra large forehead that's who

bwahahahahahhaha knock knock *throws confetti and glass bottles* ahahahahaha

lols ^^

 

[unknown12]

Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
It's a good one, unknown12!

:lol: ikr

 

[unknown12]

Yeah that's me . I need plenty of therapy
l
l
V

If you want a small laugh, it's kind of disgusting

 

[GuestFellow]

^ That goat is my hero.

 

[unknown12]

^ That goat is my hero.

Bro I am the goat, problem?? *flares nostrils*

 

[Jslayton]

love the spitting goat... reminds me of llamas

 

[Jslayton]

Okay this one is a bit lame but here you go...

Knock knock
whos there ?

Goat
Goat who ?

Goat tee thats who
;p