Tanz O Mazha

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sister ahh bhi bar lay nahi ahh bhi mar lay.....
And dear sister kisi nay khoob kaha hay
"Dil pay mat lay yaar"
it was just a joke plz dont mind
wasai apas ki baat hay mind kar nay kay liyey aik cheez ki bohat zaroorat hoti kay bhala kis ki aray bahna Mind ki ;D ;D

acha jee aap aah martay ho gay hum tu siref aah bartay hain :D

jaha tak dil par lane ki baat hain tu mein nay belkul dil par nahi lee..........wo isliye kay Alhumduliila muj mein assi koi sefahat nahi jo shayar neh aapni nazam mein likhi hain larkiyon kay bare mein.........:)

wo comments tu isliye likhay the kay agar humare mahashray mein koi larki aik ghalti karti hain tu us ki saza us ko sari umar bokatni parti hain aur agar wohi ghalti mard karta hain tu log ussay aik do din mein bohul jatay hain………

aur is nazam ko hi par lo shayar nay larkiyon ki tu borayia genwa dee ……..aur larko ko aasa pesh kar raha tha jisay wo farishta saft raktay ho………….

Sorry mein nay aap ki post mein badmazki bedah kar dee waise mera koi assa irada nahi tha.........
 
Larrkay Nahin Badaltay . . .


Aik Park main ek Lardka kisi lardki k sath betha huwa dekha

gaya....Aglay din woh kisi doosri lardki k sath betha dekha gaya...or

us se aglay din woh lardka kisi or lardki k sath betha dekha gaya...


MORAL:
LARDKIAN BADAL JATI HAIN MAGER LARDKAY NAHI BADALTAY.....

True Na. Its Ture Love ..!

ub app khush hian Sister :)

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ahh bhai jee mujhay yeh post par kar koi khushi nahi hui .........astaghfirula mujhay kyon khushi honay lagi is tara ki larkon ki harkaton kay bare mien padh kar..

Allah ta'ala hum sab ko adyyat atta faramaye............ameen
 
pehle sirf is baat ka khayal rakhen ke yeh islamic forum hai...

phir apne aap se pooch len kya theek hai kya nahin :)


Bahut acha mashwara diya hain app nay...........agar hum log appni andar ki awaz son liya kare har buray kam karna say pehlay tu yaqeenan phir hum zindagi mein koi bora kam kare hi nah.........
 
yeh nazam muhjay dost nay send ki thi jo bahut mazayi hain socha app logo kay saath share karo ...........

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ahh bhai jee mujhay yeh post par kar koi khushi nahi hui .........astaghfirula mujhay kyon khushi honay lagi is tara ki larkon ki harkaton kay bare mien padh kar..

Allah ta'ala hum sab ko adyyat atta faramaye............ameen

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pata nahi shayed app ko buri lagi hai baat ya nahi but mazrat agar app ko buri lagi hia koi baat.....Tan O Mazah ka matlab to i hope u know better....but yehi ho raha tha offcourse hum bhi nahi chahtay kay koi aisa larka ho ya larki ho ....aur yeh poetries hain woh bhi aik tafreeh ki had tak hian .......khair again sorry .....next time INSHALLAH khayal rukhon ga
 
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pata nahi shayed app ko buri lagi hai baat ya nahi but mazrat agar app ko buri lagi hia koi baat.....Tan O Mazah ka matlab to i hope u know better....but yehi ho raha tha offcourse hum bhi nahi chahtay kay koi aisa larka ho ya larki ho ....aur yeh poetries hain woh bhi aik tafreeh ki had tak hian .......khair again sorry .....next time INSHALLAH khayal rukhon ga


you dont have to say sorry bro .........mere khayal mein mein neh hi us nazam ko zeyada serious lay lia tha...........warna tan o mazah tu serif mazah lenay keliye hota hain nah kay tankeed karna key liye...........;D

you keep posting your funny stuff i love reading them ..............:)
 
yeh nazam muhjay dost nay send ki thi jo bahut mazayi hain socha app logo kay saath share karo ...........

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;D ;D
yun girtay hein aurtoon pay darhi :brother: saja k..:giggling:


Cycle lari hai tum say darhi:brother: nahein...:giggling:


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Aik Mulana sahhab nay kaha "Jo shakhss kisi yateem kay sar per hath pheray ga tu usay utna sawab milay ga jitna us kay sar per bal hoon gay"
aik admi uth kar bola "janab yateem agar ganja hoo tu"
:D :D :D
 
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aik break laganay ke liye
doosra gear laganay ke liye
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eik bacha ta uska naam wkas ta, woh bohat rota ta, isliye ki india nai pakistan ko cricket match mai bhoon kai daldiya.
 
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hahahaha yeh post batatee hay kay app relax nahi hain

aik lambi saance laain aur
phir post karain

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