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CAN YOU SOLVE THESE QUESTIONS PLEASE…?


1/ Why do banks charge a fee for having insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in you’re a/c to pay it?

2/ If all the nations in the world are in debt where did all the money go?

3/ Why do the speed meters on cars go up to speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

4/ Orange; which came 1st the fruit or colour?

5/ Do fish ever get thirsty?

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6/ Why do we pres harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

7/ Why does not glue stick to the inside of the tube?

8/ If it is true that we are here to help other what are the others doing?

9/ Why does round pizza come in a square box?

10/ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into bicoculars to look at things on the ground?

11/ Why is it called a building when it’s already built?

12/ Can people cry under water?

13/ How come Tarzan do not have beard as he is living in jungles?

14/ Why the suicide pilots wear a hamlet?
 
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Slave of Rehman said:
CAN YOU SOLVE THESE QUESTIONS PLEASE…?


1/ Why do banks charge a fee for having insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in you’re a/c to pay it?
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Because they expect you to earn that money and pay it back. It's like why does a thief get fined.

2/ If all the nations in the world are in debt where did all the money go?
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this is a misconception; yes the nations are in debt but it's to themselves: a nation can keep spending money - more money than it has but they have press machines - print me some mohney NOW! Take business studies or economics to find out more.

3/ Why do the speed meters on cars go up to speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?
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Cus we like big numbers. It's all part of being alpha male.

4/ Orange; which came 1st the fruit or colour?
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Probably the fruit but it was given the name orange after.

5/ Do fish ever get thirsty?
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no, but if you take em out the water, they gonna die.

6/ Why do we pres harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?
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It's a form of stress relief as we are frustrated. It occurs in other places too. It's also part hope that by pressing harder there might be a slim chance that it will actually work.

7/ Why does not glue stick to the inside of the tube?
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Mine does.

8/ If it is true that we are here to help other what are the others doing?
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Not everyone is helping others, some are helping themselves.

9/ Why does round pizza come in a square box?
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If it was a round box, you wouldn't be able to get the pizza out of it.

10/ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into bicoculars to look at things on the ground?
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It's a materialistic world we live in.

11/ Why is it called a building when it’s already built?
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Correct term of building a building would be constructing.

12/ Can people cry under water?
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Yes technically, but they are more likely to drown.

13How come Tarzan do not have beard as he is living in jungles?
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Gillette, the best Tarzan can get!

14 Why the suicide pilots wear a hamlet?
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Their aim is to die whilst hitting their target, not before. Safety first an all that. ;)
 
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Why does not glue stick to the inside of the tube?
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its cuz there is no air for the glu to dry also dat it has a lesser surface area and thus wold take aaages to dry if u leave the lid open :) :)

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Because they expect you to earn that money and pay it back. It's like why does a thief get fined.


this is a misconception; yes the nations are in debt but it's to themselves: a nation can keep spending money - more money than it has but they have press machines - print me some mohney NOW! Take business studies or economics to find out more.


Cus we like big numbers. It's all part of being alpha male.


Probably the fruit but it was given the name orange after.


no, but if you take em out the water, they gonna die.


It's a form of stress relief as we are frustrated. It occurs in other places too. It's also part hope that by pressing harder there might be a slim chance that it will actually work.


Mine does.


Not everyone is helping others, some are helping themselves.


If it was a round box, you wouldn't be able to get the pizza out of it.


It's a materialistic world we live in.


Correct term of building a building would be contsructing.


Yes technically, but they are more likely to drown.


Gillette, the best Tarzan can get!


Their aim is to die whilst hitting their target, not before. Safety first an all that. ;)
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hahahahahah
Fantastic Brother.
very nice
Jazakallah
 
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Slave of Rehman said:
hahahahahah
Fantastic Brother.
very nice
Jazakallah
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Glad you liked the answers, i got a bucket load of reps for them too (which I do appreciate, especially the comments). Got any more questions that need solving? :p.

p.s; feel free to use the answers if anyone should ever ask those questions - let the world be enlightened by my immense knowledge :D.
 
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