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i have done, nowt there i fancy...i want a yellow lambo, but everytym i tyoe it in price range b/w 500-2000 NOTHIN seems to come up....i wonder why ;p lol
 
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[BANANA]HEY I DONT WANT 2 IMPRESS NO-1, I CUDNT CARE LESS WAT PPL THINK OF ME, SERIOUSLY

Anyways guys, i lookin 4 a car, so if any1 sees anythin that moves and has 4 wheels and is a reasonable price cud u please lemme know, jazakallah.... make sure it suitable 4 a NEW driver ;-)[/BANANA]

Alhamdullilah and Allahuakbar, i pray you get a good vehicle in this dunya and the best in the akhirah :)

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Audi
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.

BMW

Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels.
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Big Money Waster.
Blew My Money!
Busted My Wallet.

Fiat
Failure In Automotive Technology.
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation.
Found In A Trashcan.
Fix It All the Time.

Ford
First On Recall Day.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Fast Only Rolling Downhill.

Honda
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration.
Had One, Never Did Again.
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile.

Hyundai
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

Jaguar
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop.

Porsche
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions.
Phased Out Racer - Still Can't Hold Engine.
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough.

Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash.

Saab
Send Another Automobile Back.
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken.

Volvo
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.


What does your car say about you?
Honda Legend I'm too bland for German cars.

Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis.

Chrysler Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.

Ford Explorer I will not be caught dead in a mini van.

Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit.

Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60k for a car that is in the shop 280 days
per year.

Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

MGB I am dating a mechanic.

Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either.

Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires.

Triumph TR6 am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge.

Lotus Esprit Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.

Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.

Dodge Charger Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.

Mitsubishi Eclipse Why accelerate? Because you can!

Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife.


;D



Very true !!!
 
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[PIE]MY CARS GNA REPRESENT WHO AND WAT I AM.........COOL AND STYLISH! Lol.....a YELLOW LAMBO......yeah u guessed it, i luv bein the centre of attention[/PIE]
 
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^ :rollseyes :rollseyes :rollseyes

inshaAllah plannin to get my wicked lil banger soon enuff :) inshaAllah
 
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wat banger u gna get i need 1 2 GOT MY LICENSE THRU THE POST TODAY WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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^ dont evil eye us bro :p lolz

miz soldia: im plannin to get ford fiesta or nissan micra or peugeot or sumthin, nothin 2 extra u kno :)
 
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miz Wat? I Want A Micra Or A Corsa Or A Fiat Punto Cos Every1 Tooooooooooooooo Tyt To Buy Me A Yellow Lambo
 
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miz Wat? I Want A Micra Or A Corsa Or A Fiat Punto Cos Every1 Tooooooooooooooo Tyt To Buy Me A Yellow Lambo

Micra is the ONE for the new drivers and corsa is decent. lol dunno much bout punto but pretty sure fiat aint as good as nissan. As for lambo in jannah inshaAllah :) or in ur dreams ;)
 
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I cant imagine myself driving...probably get it crashed on first driving test thinking me nex Shumacher...dont want to do that...cant even drive the toy cars or a bicylce let alone a real car :( WalaykumAsalaam x
 

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