kidz will Be Kidz!!

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chacha_jalebi said:
naa lol but u sud b more considerate innit, lik wen my pet hamster died, my mummy told me, Allah (swt) called it 2 him, because Allah (swt) loved him, n i felt happy:happy: , but lik 2 days lata my aunty came ova & told me it died, because i over fed it. den wen i woz lik all quite:( , she asked moi " y u quite 4" n im lik "WOT U FINK"

lol so u sud jus make xcuses 4 kiddies lol :okay: :p
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:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: looooooooool man!
 
chacha_jalebi said:
i think its a asian thin bruv, lol

woo hoo im officially a member now!! more den 50 posts!! do i get a prezzy lol
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nope no prezzie...... BUT U CAN DO ME A FAVA.......Go join the bros section and let me in on wat goes on in there lol:okay: :okay:
 
:p :p
Aalimah said:
Yh - an ability to add ur sig :p
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lol how do i dooo dat oooo lol im xcited :p

na can i jus say mashallah dis website is heavy, lik i been on a few islamic websites & dey say stuff n ur lik erm erm erm .... but mashallah dis website seems kool inshallah it will b lik dis!!!
 
chacha_jalebi said:
:p :p

lol how do i dooo dat oooo lol im xcited :p

na can i jus say mashallah dis website is heavy, lik i been on a few islamic websites & dey say stuff n ur lik erm erm erm .... but mashallah dis website seems kool inshallah it will b lik dis!!!
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Go to user control panel and then there will be 'Edit Signature' on the left hand side.
 
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, 'I'm running away from home!'.

The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he said.

'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child. ' And what if you run out of money?'.

'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.

The man then made a final attempt, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.

'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.

The man shook his head and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!!'.
 
chacha_jalebi said:
lol @ monster thingy, woz d film IT? cos dat film scarred me 4 half my childhood lol? i wudnt look down drains & once my 20p fell near a drain n i dint get it bcos i woz scared a clown wud pull me in:-[ p
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LOL YE that stupid clown :anger:!!! lol
 
hafizmo said:
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, 'I'm running away from home!'.

The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he said.

'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child. ' And what if you run out of money?'.

'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.

The man then made a final attempt, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.

'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.

The man shook his head and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!!'.
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lolz!!!!;D ;D ;D
thats funny!!!!!!!!
lmao!!!
 
A joke
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

Mom smiled and then replied, "OH YES! I do remember."
 
hafizmo said:
A joke
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

Mom smiled and then replied, "OH YES! I do remember."
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muhahahahaha
 
joke..
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:

"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.' But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'"

One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook?"
 
hafizmo said:
joke..
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:

"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.' But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'"

One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook?"
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hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!:giggling:
 
:embarrass yesh i am lol, lol its jus a username ppl call moi jalebi n im a chacha so chacha jalebi lol :)
 

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