kidz will Be Kidz!!

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i ran away....with all my good clothes in a bag and left...had a pound in my hand thinking i was the richest person alive...and was already planning where i was gonna live....i was eight years old....it felt good...until i got to the corner shop...which isnt even on the corner....grrr...so i brought three chocolate bars or was it sweets and had nothing left of my pound...the world was no longer my oyster it was in fact the big shark about to eat me up....my sisters came after me...i took on a nice two mile walk whilst still planning where i was gonna live...when the sun went down and the guns started banging i went home with a vengence
Rofllllllllll das bare jokezzzzz :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
 
lol i dint realise lol :embarrass

i remember wen i woz bout 3, i wet me self in d mosque, n if i wasnt in enough mess as it was, my mum shouted @ me on top of dat lol :p

you got sum wiked memory bruv!!! 3!! subhanAllah!!! lol

i use to wait for santa clause to come down the chimney :(

*LOL but then again i didnt really care wen i found out his dead* :rollseyes
 
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I was 3 years old when i 1st saw my father's friend ( mahfuz) having a dog in his house , they told me the dog's name is luna * a female dog* , some days later they asked me in the precence of Mahfuz ( my father's friend)...

my father : do you remember luna
me : yes Mahfuz daughter :rollseyes , i was wondering how a man's daughter could be a dog !?
 
LOOOOOOOOOL

What the???

ur funny.....But I didn't get it...Luna was the dog's name...but why did u call the dog the guy's friend?
 
when i was kid... i used to set up soo many traps in the house (like home alone) thinking that there will be a robber coming to the house.

i put a few pans near the door (soo when someone open the door there will be a lot of noise...),
i put sharp pins outside the door... and a lot more....

Glad though that nobody got hurt.
 
^ LoLoLoL

;D ;D Kelakarlah you nii Syillaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha so did any robber ever come into your house? :p
 
alhamdullillah... till now no robber did....

i hope my mouth is not too 'masin'.
 
Also, When i was little, I used to think that when it was raining, Allah swt was having a bath

Lol, I used to think it was the angels peeing on us, so I hated when it rained.. :D
 
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grandad used to sleep in afternoon and we werent supposed to go upstairs then or disturb.
so all my cousins were outside having a water balloon fight in teams. me and my other cousin were only like 3-4 so we were just hangers on -not given no balloons or not getting any thrown at us. so anyway something happened that i managed to get some water and threw it on my cousin who started crying and went inside. result- everyone hiding as grandad came out with stick ;D :wub:

i gave my cousin bro a hair cut and ended up also giving him a ear cut or so ive been told :rolleyes:
 
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I remember when I was around........6? :? yeah like that, and me and my mom and brother and sister were going to Malaysia. Well anyway, the flight transit was in Singapore and I needed to use the bathroom baaaaaadly, so my mom took me to the bathroom and I got a shock!! Because that was the first time in my life I ever saw those......what do you call them? it's not toilets, but it's like a........porcelein bowl in the ground ;D the Asians use them, and that was the first time I saw that, So anyway I refused to use that and i was like " I'm not a babbyyyyy!!! that's a baby toilet!!!!! thats why it's in the groundddddd!!! I wanna use the big peoples toilet!!! " LOL ;D ;D and I cried so bad and I refused to use the toilet until in the end I just ended up pissing myself ;D :-[
 
I remember when I was around........6? :? yeah like that, and me and my mom and brother and sister were going to Malaysia. Well anyway, the flight transit was in Singapore and I needed to use the bathroom baaaaaadly, so my mom took me to the bathroom and I got a shock!! Because that was the first time in my life I ever saw those......what do you call them? it's not toilets, but it's like a........porcelein bowl in the ground ;D the Asians use them, and that was the first time I saw that, So anyway I refused to use that and i was like " I'm not a babbyyyyy!!! that's a baby toilet!!!!! thats why it's in the groundddddd!!! I wanna use the big peoples toilet!!! " LOL ;D ;D and I cried so bad and I refused to use the toilet until in the end I just ended up pissing myself ;D :-[

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;D ;D ;D


and i see we havea maulana on board
 
I was just trying t think of something funny that i used to do when i was younger but nothing pops into my mind................But if you ask me about the things I've done recently thats another story altogether..... the older I get the more mischief i get up to and get away with....
 

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