"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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Who's writing the next part?

pick me pick me
 
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[MENTION=33361]farhan[/MENTION] : Misrepresenting members so disrespectful, your lucky I'm so merciful, write your next script that is purposeful.
[MENTION=37786]Kiro[/MENTION] : Why do you keep rhyming.
[MENTION=33361]farhan[/MENTION] : I'm on that lyrical flow. This ain't for show. Next time don't be so low.
[MENTION=37786]Kiro[/MENTION] : Sorry farhan.
[MENTION=33361]farhan[/MENTION] : Just joking, but write a better script next time [emoji12].
[MENTION=37786]Kiro[/MENTION] : How do I get thick hair and I wanna be a sage and can you buy me zamzam water.
[MENTION=33361]farhan[/MENTION] : [emoji58]
 
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:salam:

Serinity joins.

Serinity:
marriage eh?
Kiro: So do you wanna marry?
Serinity: Idk... :/
Kiro: well, do you?
Serinity: well......... Like I said, Idk.
Hamza: As salam alaikum, so what is up?
Kiro:
wswrb
Serinity: Alaikum wa salam. Nothing much. :/ May Allah (SWT) guide us. Ameen.
Kiro: Ameen.
Hamza: Ameen.
Kiro: Make dua I get straight hair.
Serinity: Ok, make dua I get guided to a straighter path.
Kiro: k.
Hamza: you should appreciate the fact you've hair. Thank Allah. :)
Serinity: I just..... did something bad........ I farted.
Hamza: What is it?
Serinity: plz no jokes ok?
Kiro: stop being a drama queen.
Serinity: I MEAN IT! :'( I AM SO BAD!!
Serinity: ........
Kiro: so, when you gonna buy the PC?
Serinity: In shaa' Allah this month / week. I am sure!
Hamza: you guys........
Serinity: Guys, make dua I get guided to a straighter path. :(

Kiro: So what you gonna do in Jannah?
Serinity: I wanna fight, complete quests, and kill monsters. I want super powers.
Kiro: I'm gonna wander throughout the whole Jannah. I want my Jannahtul Sharingan. :)
 
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Hamza: You've not written anything Farhan for while...

Farhan: Sorry, I blanked out, breaking the fourth wall

Hamza: ??

Farhan: Nothing
 
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@farhan : Misrepresenting members so disrespectful, your lucky I'm so merciful, write your next script that is purposeful.
@Kiro : Why do you keep rhyming.
@farhan : I'm on that lyrical flow. This ain't for show. Next time don't be so low.
@Kiro : Sorry farhan.
@farhan : Just joking, but write a better script next time [emoji12].
@Kiro : How do I get thick hair and I wanna be a sage and can you buy me zamzam water.
@farhan : [emoji58]

i already have thick hair

fail
 
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uuummmmmmmmm......what's LI? and what is the jewel of li?
i get it, ib was previously called li, but what does it stand for???
 
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:sl:

Common question.

uuummmmmmmmm......what's LI. and what is the jewel of li
i get it, ib was previously called li, but what does it stand for???

The board used to be affiliated with Load-Islam, hence LI.

It is now a separate site, renamed as Islamic Board, hence IB.
 
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Sister Herb: Now when you have again opened the chamber of IB, could somebody check the basement. Just in case, I think some members have been missing for years. Maybe they happen to be in the cell section...
Farhan: We haven´t any basement. Neither cells.
Sister Herb: But... but... I have been there... oops... I mean there was before... old members of LI have told so.
Farhan: Oldsters? Oh, don´t care about those last-season generations. Now here is new order in IB. And stop to say "LI". These kids here don´t understand that word.
Sister Herb: Ok, ok but I would really like if you could ask the basement. Some old ones might know...
Farhan: I told you, no basement. But we have new section for the superheroes. There is also special "What you would like to get in Jannah"- room. Would you like to visit? Kiro is there as moderator. But be careful with his sword.
Sister Herb: *sigh* No thanks. *shaking head* (Muttering: "Superheroes! They know nothing about history of LI! What a joke!")
 
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Sister Herb muttering alone: "Admin didn´t know nothing about the basement... but I have been there with my fellow sisters (whose are now disappeared mystically)... or he didn´t want to tell. I know there is a basement. I better find my own way to there. Hmmm... let´s think... a tunnel? I better go to the garden thread, If I dig there, nobody notices. They just think I am planting some new seedlings."

And soon:
1sm074hole-1.gif~c200
 
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Sister Herb muttering alone: "Admin didn´t know nothing about the basement... but I have been there with my fellow sisters (whose are now disappeared mystically)... or he didn´t want to tell. I know there is a basement. I better find my own way to there. Hmmm... let´s think... a tunnel? I better go to the garden thread, If I dig there, nobody notices. They just think I am planting some new seedlings."

And soon:
1sm074hole-1.gif~c200

:salam:

Idk if appropriate, but here goes:

Grave digging :o;D;D;D;D;D;D
 
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Many years have passed by on IB...old members have gone, and new members have come. But deep down in the IB dungeons....
@sisterherb: I wish we had not tried to organise that uprising.
@noraina: I know, we've been here for years. My kids could be getting married by now!
@sisterherb: I always knew this existed, but no one believed me.
@noraina: Well now we do, we have been left here for years!
@hamza:): And I can't believe I covered for you sisters, I'm stuck here too - didn't even get to go to college.
@hamza:): @farhan's always going on holiday with his wife, the bots told me he's in Malta right now.
@Kiro: So this is where you guys disappeared off too? I thought you'd been banned?
@sisterherb: Nah, we've been banished here.
@Kiro: And don't listen to those bots Hamza, they're the ones who told on you guys, remember?
@noriana: SubhanAllah! Kiro, what are you doing here?
@hamza:): Yo Kiro, good to see you here!
@Kiro: I said to Farhan I don't like the pink colour of IB - he banished me here just today.
@sisterherb: Sigh, we were so close. We'd got so many supporters and had almost overthrown the Admin and Moderators!
@noraina: it was fun whilst it lasted....
@hamza:): it wasn't worth it, don't you remember that sis ConcealedGem warned us?

*There is pin drop silence as the dungeon's captives remember:*
@ConcealedGem - I don't know what to say. This is just too dangerous for you guys to do, I'll be so worried. We were meant to do our kids rishtas with each other! I'll remind you again, those who have rebelled have never been seen again. But if you insist, then my duas are with you.

*Everyone returns to reality*

@noraina: I was thinking....
@Kiro: don't trust her, she's the one who started all this.
@sisterherb: I think I know what she's trying to say....
@hamza:): Oh no, you don't mean...
@lonewolf007: Logging out?
@Kiro: lonewolf! What are you doing here?
@lonewolf007 - Don't ask, I was banned by accident for no reason and I found myself here. So this is where you guys disappeared too....
@noraina: Back on topic - I know it sounds really frightening, but there must be something beyond this dungeon...
@sisterherb: We haven't ever logged out before!
@Kiro: I'm not really sure.....
@hamza:): We should give it a try, better than staying here....
*Collectively*: Deep breath, 1,2,3....

:D
 
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My mentions went crazy, lol. I think I'll change them back.
 
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Many years have passed by on IB...old members have gone, and new members have come. But deep down in the IB dungeons....
@sisterherb: I wish we had not tried to organise that uprising.
@noraina: I know, we've been here for years. My kids could be getting married by now!
@sisterherb: I always knew
this existed, but no one believed me. @noraina: Well now we do, we have been left here for years! @hamza:): And I can't believe I covered for you sisters, I'm stuck here too - didn't even get to go to college. @hamza:): @farhan's always going on holiday with his wife, the bots told me he's in Malta right now.
@Kiro: So this is where you guys disappeared off too? I thought you'd been banned? @sisterherb: Nah, we've been banished here.
@Kiro: And don't listen to those bots Hamza, they're the ones who told on you guys, remember?
@noriana: SubhanAllah! Kiro, what are you doing here? @hamza:): Yo Kiro, good to see you here! @Kiro: I said to Farhan I don't like the pink colour of IB - he banished me here just today.
@sisterherb: Sigh, we were so close. We'd got so many supporters and had almost overthrown the Admin and Moderators!
@noraina: it was fun whilst it lasted.... @hamza:): it wasn't worth it, don't you remember that sis ConcealedGem warned us?

*There is pin drop silence as the dungeon's captives remember:*
@ConcealedGem - I don't know what to say. This is just too dangerous for you guys to do, I'll be so worried. We were meant to do our kids rishtas with each other! I'll remind you again, those who have rebelled have never been seen again. But if you insist, then my duas are with you.

*Everyone returns to reality*

@noraina: I was thinking....
@Kiro: don't trust her, she's the one who started all this.
@sisterherb: I think I know what she's trying to say.... @hamza:): Oh no, you don't mean...
@lonewolf007: Logging out?
@Kiro: lonewolf! What are you doing here?
@lonewolf007 - Don't ask, I was banned by accident for no reason and I found myself here. So this is where you guys disappeared too....
@noraina: Back on topic - I know it sounds really frightening, but there must be something beyond this dungeon...
@sisterherb: We haven't ever logged out before!
@Kiro: I'm not really sure.....
@hamza:): We should give it a try, better than staying here....
*Collectively*: Deep breath, 1,2,3....

:D

Really accurate sis, well done ma Sha Allah. The amount of sisters ive promised to consider there kids for marriage with my kids... They all be queuing wanting to marry my Baby Dawud.

:P
 
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Sister Herb (to others): "OK, we have two choices: we stay here forever or log out. Or the third option: I still have my shovel. We can try to dig a tunnel to Malta... if br farhan is still there and ask help. Or if he has returned to home from there, we can ask asylum from there. Better to be in island than in a basement. Here isn´t any food left - not even a chocolate!"

:exhausted
 
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That's so cute, may Allah SWT give Baby Dawud a righteous spouse when the time comes, and invite me as well :)

And I think we all do that :D. My cousin recently had a baby girl, and when we went to visit we were listening to her best friend saying 'if Allah wills, it would be amazing if our kids could get married one day'. I suppose one can't ignore a good rishta.
 
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Sister Herb (to others): "OK, we have two choices: we stay here forever or log out. Or the third option: I still have my shovel. We can try to dig a tunnel to Malta... if br farhan is still there and ask help. Or if he has returned to home from there, we can ask asylum from there. Better to be in island than in a basement. Here isn´t any food left - not even a chocolate!"
[MENTION=38090]noraina[/MENTION]: No! Not even chocolate? Let's start digging, better still, let's dig though tunnels of cyber code and break out onto the real IB forum.
 

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