strivingobserver98
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- Islam
'The footballer'... Skinny kid. Shows up to taraweeh in an Arsenal/Barca T shirt.
'The 8ers'- leave after 8 rakaats
'The smart 8ers'- leave after 8 rakaats , go eat ice cream. Come back for the last two so nobody checks
'10ers'- leave after 10 coz all the 8ers have gone so no one cares
'JINN' - prays first taraweeh. Disappears til Eid salah.
'MILITANT INDO-PAK uncle' - patrols the back row. Sends all the youth in to the next saff, doesn't go himself.
'SERIAL ATTAR DEALER' - man will be giving u samples after isha fard. Also sells books, and nasheed CDs. (Tip - avoid eye contact)
'Ruku warrior' - goes into Ruku during 3rd rakah of witr.
'Clown' - laughs at guy who went into Ruku during witr. Stands back up after sujood on last rakah.
'Marriage seeker'. Will ask u after every taraweeh if youve found him a wife yet. I'm just a youth musalee , sisters are upstairs or at the back - go there ! !
'Belcher' - Burps and knocks out row after row. Nobody knows what he had for iftar.
'Mr Aameen' - the alif in his aameen is longer than the entire taraweeh
'Reversers' - start taraweeh in the front row and keep going back one every 2. Finish taraweeh in the last row for a swift exit. Smart akhs
'Campers' - come at asr to put their coat on their spot for taraweeh, nobody move it. That's their position now.
'Arsenal'- little kid who makes his way to the front row, all the chairmen and elders keep pushing him back till he's in the 4th. Shame.
'Headbutters'- after sujood. Brother behind u gets a lil close and headbutts u in the backside. Obviously for motivation ...
'Mid-rakah Snoozers' - them ones who do an extra long sujood but u just know they're having a quick 30 second nap.
'Chiropractor' - always straightening rows
'Beatboxer' who in Sujda reads loud , sounds like he's rapping next to you and makes you forget what you were reading.
May Allah bless us all. Ameen.
Ramadan Kareem [emoji4]
Source unknown
'The 8ers'- leave after 8 rakaats
'The smart 8ers'- leave after 8 rakaats , go eat ice cream. Come back for the last two so nobody checks
'10ers'- leave after 10 coz all the 8ers have gone so no one cares
'JINN' - prays first taraweeh. Disappears til Eid salah.
'MILITANT INDO-PAK uncle' - patrols the back row. Sends all the youth in to the next saff, doesn't go himself.
'SERIAL ATTAR DEALER' - man will be giving u samples after isha fard. Also sells books, and nasheed CDs. (Tip - avoid eye contact)
'Ruku warrior' - goes into Ruku during 3rd rakah of witr.
'Clown' - laughs at guy who went into Ruku during witr. Stands back up after sujood on last rakah.
'Marriage seeker'. Will ask u after every taraweeh if youve found him a wife yet. I'm just a youth musalee , sisters are upstairs or at the back - go there ! !
'Belcher' - Burps and knocks out row after row. Nobody knows what he had for iftar.
'Mr Aameen' - the alif in his aameen is longer than the entire taraweeh
'Reversers' - start taraweeh in the front row and keep going back one every 2. Finish taraweeh in the last row for a swift exit. Smart akhs
'Campers' - come at asr to put their coat on their spot for taraweeh, nobody move it. That's their position now.
'Arsenal'- little kid who makes his way to the front row, all the chairmen and elders keep pushing him back till he's in the 4th. Shame.
'Headbutters'- after sujood. Brother behind u gets a lil close and headbutts u in the backside. Obviously for motivation ...
'Mid-rakah Snoozers' - them ones who do an extra long sujood but u just know they're having a quick 30 second nap.
'Chiropractor' - always straightening rows
'Beatboxer' who in Sujda reads loud , sounds like he's rapping next to you and makes you forget what you were reading.
May Allah bless us all. Ameen.
Ramadan Kareem [emoji4]
Source unknown
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