Write your own news

[sister herb]

I got an idea from this post:

Sigh every morning I wake up with bad news.


Hopefully I will hear theSE headlines soon.

SYRIA CIVIL WAR OVER.
DAESH RESIGNS CALIPHATE ADMITS TO TRUE ISLAM
MUSLIM PREVENTS SHOOTING
ISRAEL PALESTINE PEACE
DONALD TRUMP RESIGNS.

http://www.islamicboard.com/world-affairs/134341159-whats-happend-germany-2.html#post2917925

As we always have to read mostly bad news, write your own news headlines about happy news. There never can´t have too much of them.

Let me start:

Islam spreads rapidly - Majority of Europeans are considering to revert
July 23, 2016 - Herb International News

Hunger is finally destroyed from the world - no child will die of starvation
July 23, 2016 - S.Herb News Agency

 

[muslimah_B]

*the worlds elite 1% are finally rounded up and thrown into snake Island*
MuslimahB Global press reports

 

[Serinity]

"Breaking news: we can now teleport to whatever Island we want! Read more"
Serinity's Global Tech report

 

[strivingobserver98]

Anonymous report reveals Farhan didn't leave IB, he was the secret owner all this time!

Herb International News

 

[sister herb]

*the worlds elite 1% are finally rounded up and thrown into snake Island*
MuslimahB Global press reports

Special report: Herb´s International Aviation Association offers free flights for the worlds elite
Herb´s Magazine

Bon voyage!

 

[Serinity]

Serinity newspaper reports: 20 people saved from a violent monster, which emerged from the ground in the afternoon, reports say that it was 5 meters tall!
read more!

Serinity's Newspaper.


​lol at my reporting skills.

 

[LaSorcia]

*the worlds elite 1% are finally rounded up and thrown into snake Island*
MuslimahB Global press reports

That made me laugh out loud.
So did Serenity's post above.

 

[LaSorcia]

People of the Book All Get Along and Unite Against Evil in the World!

 

[LaSorcia]

Billionaire Donates All Their Money to Open World's Largest Playground For Children: Free For Everyone.

 

[LaSorcia]

Donald Trump Finds Faith In God!
He has started a campaign for world-wide nuclear disarmament.

Edit- I should have added: It's a miracle!

 

[noraina]

Latest technology allow fruits, especially strawberries, to grow all year round whatever the season, to the delight of all.

Noraina Daily

 

[noraina]

The niqab ban is lifted from all places and is well on its way to becoming an accepted and welcome sight on streets.

Noraina Daily.

 

[Serinity]

BREAKING NEWS: Fruit control Company has now started inspecting company's fruit quality! Reports say that the company intends to rid off all harmful chemicals! Read more


Global Health and wellbeing association - GHWA!

 

[sister herb]

These our own news put me to smile and believe they really are true. The world feels safer place already.

 

[Serinity]

I got an idea from this post:




http://www.islamicboard.com/world-affairs/134341159-whats-happend-germany-2.html#post2917925

As we always have to read mostly bad news, write your own news headlines about happy news. There never can´t have too much of them.

Let me start:

Islam spreads rapidly - Majority of Europeans are considering to revert
July 23, 2016 - Herb International News

Hunger is finally destroyed from the world - no child will not die of starvation
July 23, 2016 - S.Herb News Agency

you made a mistake. It is "no child will die of starvation" what you said is like saying "children will die of starvation" Cuz if you say no child will NOT die, you say EVERY child will die.

 

[muslimah_B]

you made a mistake. It is "no child will die of starvation" what you said is like saying "children will die of starvation" Cuz if you say no child will NOT die, you say EVERY child will die.

She made a whoopsie lol

 

[sister herb]

you made a mistake. It is "no child will die of starvation" what you said is like saying "children will die of starvation" Cuz if you say no child will NOT die, you say EVERY child will die.

Now in the headlines: S.Herb News Agency won the lawsuit againts Google Translator because of the poor translation
Herb Magazine

 

[muslimah_B]

Now in the headlines: S.Herb News Agency won the lawsuit againts Google Translator because of the poor translation
Herb Magazine

Haha that is hilirious ^^^^^^

 

[Serinity]

Haha that is hilirious ^^^^^^

Headlines:_Muslimah_B's Magazine loses 2$ billion dollars for a traumatic mistake, what will be of her business? Reports say that she wrote "hilirious" instead of "hilarious", will she go bankrupt?!

Serinity Magazine

 

[muslimah_B]

Headlines:_Muslimah_B's Magazine loses 2$ billion dollars for a traumatic mistake, what will be of her business? Reports say that she wrote "hilirious" instead of "hilarious", will she go bankrupt?!

Serinity Magazine

*Breaking news* serinity magazine tycoon c.e.o Serinity has just been confirmed as kidnapped, as to who and why is still under speculation, no ransom note has been sent so far, for further updates on this breaking story stay tuned to
Muslimahb global news