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two cannibals were walking in the desert

so they found a dead clown and started eating it

so one of them turned to other and said: does this taste funny to you ?

\drums
 
magok said:
two cannibals were walking in the desert

so they found a dead clown and started eating it

so one of them turned to other and said: does this taste funny to you ?

\drums
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It made me laugh good. Just a little. Shaitan wants us to laugh loudly. Allah loves our smiles.
 
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle a glue?
  • You can "tuna" (tune a) piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What about the glue?
  • I knew you'd get stuck on that one.
 
Panic buying before lockdown. I saw a man with a trolley load of oysters in Tesco - so Shellfish.

A man walks into the bank and stands on one leg.
The cashier asks, what are you doing?
Checking my balance.

A man fishing on his boat in the middle of a lake wanted a smoke, but had no lighter.
He threw a cigarette in the lake and made his boat a cigarette lighter.
 
For real, in real life recently, i called my uncle in turkey and he texted me on whatsapp saying, "we're at the repair, call back later," so in order to confuse him I wrote "Putin is my mother!" in turkish.
 
One that works

Room full of people making jokes.

little nephew walks in


"SAY STRAWBERRY"


CHORUS: "strawberry"

"YOUR BOARBERRY!!!"

... gets the loudest laughs in the room.
 
Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant
The host says "We don't serve breakfast here"
 

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