Dahir's Road Map to Peace!

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Dahir has thought extensively for ways to bring about peace in Israel. And then Dahir thought, oh, man, I can create a road map! And then I said, YES, this will be an easy road map, a very easy road map!

So, LET US BEGIN OUR ROAD TO PEACE!!


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The CHECKLIST

  • To Israel: You want safety and to avoid more POW's, build a BIGGER BORDER WALL!!
  • To Palestine: Cut your ties with Hamas!!
  • To Hamas: Disarm NOW!!
  • Merge Israel and Palestine to become The Israeli Democractic Republic!!
  • To Hamas: Stop hurting the Palestinian people by cheating them of Peace!!
  • To Palestine: Stop outsiders from speaking for you (Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah, foreign-sympathizers)
  • To World Community: End this madness!!
  • To the UN: Stop your accusations against Israel and the IDF, and your age-old anti-Semitism, it FUELS the chaos!!

Abra Cadabra - Peace is around the Corner!! :thumbs_up
 
Dahir said:
Dahir has thought extensively for ways to bring about peace in Israel. And then Dahir thought, oh, man, I can create a road map! And then I said, YES, this will be an easy road map, a very easy road map!

So, LET US BEGIN OUR ROAD TO PEACE!!




The CHECKLIST

  • To Israel: You want safety and to avoid more POW's, build a BIGGER BORDER WALL!!
  • To Palestine: Cut your ties with Hamas!!
  • To Hamas: Disarm NOW!!
  • Merge Israel and Palestine to become The Israeli Democractic Republic!!
  • To Hamas: Stop hurting the Palestinian people by cheating them of Peace!!
  • To Palestine: Stop outsiders from speaking for you (Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah, foreign-sympathizers)
  • To World Community: End this madness!!
  • To the UN: Stop your accusations against Israel and the IDF, and your age-old anti-Semitism, it FUELS the chaos!!

Abra Cadabra - Peace is around the Corner!! :thumbs_up
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Atheists, Agnostics, Satanists, Hindus, Buddhists, Baha'is, Sikhs, Pagans ARE NOT REPRESENTED in your map!!!
 
north_malaysian said:
Atheists, Agnostics, Satanists, Hindus, Buddhists, Baha'is, Sikhs, Pagans ARE NOT REPRESENTED in your map!!!
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They have no influence whatsoever in the situation. This is something that has to be fixed within the involved parties. I doubt Atheists and Buddhists have their own political representatives and armed groups in the region...unless, of course, Tibetans are trying to get their own "promise land" in the region.
 
I am assuming you are being sarcastic here... Although I am not a palestenian, I find this post utterly naive. Perhaps you need to read more about the Israeli-Palestine conflict (I mean the "other side") to get a better idea.
 
ABWAN said:
I am assuming you are being sarcastic here... Although I am not a palestenian, I find this post utterly naive. Perhaps you need to read more about the Israeli-Palestine conflict (I mean the "other side") to get a better idea.
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I do know about the "other side."

I'm actually the biggest anti-Zionist you'll ever likely to meet.

I am merely representing the Israeli side in the absences of Lavikor and Guyabano.

When they hit this thread, I'll switch sides and carry the conversation.
 
Dahir said:
I do know about the "other side."

I'm actually the biggest anti-Zionist you'll ever likely to meet.

I am merely representing the Israeli side in the absences of Lavikor and Guyabano.

When they hit this thread, I'll switch sides and carry the conversation.
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Are you playing 'reversed psychology' or what? You make me confused!!!!!! :exhausted :exhausted :exhausted

Would there be a 'time' where you would call me and SirZubair 'hypo***tes'?
 
north_malaysian said:
Are you playing 'reversed psychology' or what? You make me confused!!!!!! :exhausted :exhausted :exhausted

Would there be a 'time' where you would call me and SirZubair 'hypo***tes'?
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Heavens no! I don't go overboard. I'll probably go back to admiring Ahmadinejad and calling for the destruction of Israel and Zionism in a week. Just have to keep this up until Israel leaves Lebanon and people stop the extreme allegations against the IDF.
 
assalaamu alaykum dahir,

this is utterly silly and would never be accepted by either side.

the whole point of zionist was for a state for jews, hence they would never accept a state where they are a minority which they would be if the two states merged.

what is more it is not for the muslims in palestine to lay down their arms and give up masjid al-aqsa and sovereignty over it, that place belongs to Allah and is in the care of the whole muslim community.

you will have to wake up and accept facts, hamas are here to stay, the apostate leaders of the PLO are a spent force,

muslims cannot accept secular law in a muslim land, if would be kufr to do so as those that rule by other than Allah has revealed are in general principle kuffar.

please be very careful, you are getting close to apostasy with your statements.

assalaamu alaykum,
Daw'ud
 
A thought to consider. A man who tries to represent all sides, soon discovers he poorly represents any side.

The fairest approach is to stand up for what you believe in and do your best to treat all others fairly and honestly. Being for one side does not automaticaly equate with being antagonistic about any other side. Disagreements can be handled with respect and dignity.

People normaly wear 2 shoes a right foot and a left foot. Although it is possible to wear them on the opposite feet, a person can usually walk further and more comfortably when each shoe is on the foot it fits best.
 
I have to agree that it is biased a bit towards Israel.

However, that is for a reason:

Israel is the bigger brother in this situation, its Israel's responsibility, if it has any, to make things better.
 
snakelegs said:
what would a symbol for atheism look like???
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Hell fire? :uuh:

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What a terribly ignorant over simplification. ^o)

this will be an easy road map, a very easy road map!
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so easy that it seems to have struck a dead end when it turned in to 'dreamers street' then 'no-justice lane'.

:w:
 
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so easy that it seems to have struck a dead end when it turned in to 'dreamers street' then 'no-justice lane'.
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There will be Peace! It is not a dream, and justice will be served!
 
I think, Dahir is trying to understand both parties. So he be Anti-Israel for a couple of weeks and see how people react, and then be pro-Israel for another couple of week and see how ppl react.....

Then he might find a conclusion and make a documentary out of it.... and got 'A' grade for his class assignment.... who knows....?

He also might be playing 'REVERSED PSYCHOLOGY'

Allahu A3lam!!
 

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