Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[The Ruler]

tis boring... i got so much stuff to take to jamia do you think it's gonna fit in the car?

im jus tryin ta help u out ere bro...dnt nt appreciate it :uuh:

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.

what is the best thing to eat right now when your hungry but don't know what to eat? humm

w.salam

 

[The Ruler]

^ an easy n healthy solution sis...

enjoy!!

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.

why is my lil sis doing the job it should be Muezieen or Minaz init?

w.salam

P.S sis your gonnag get warned just some advice stop it

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sdark crystal trying to take my job ur a trainee muzi okay!! next: whats next?

ma'salamah

 

[Al-Zaara]

If your teacher is being stupid, what should you do? :?

 

[F.Y.]

What did you like best about Steve Irwin?

 

[The Ruler]

it sumtyms makes me wonda wetha bro muzi n minaz stil v der jobs as 'master o monday mornins' :? :?

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.

where are you?

w.salam

 

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If u dont wna go colij, what excuse do u make?

 

[Muezzin]

tis boring... i got so much stuff to take to jamia do you think it's gonna fit in the car?

You're female. Females need a caravan to carry their luggage.

And that's just their shoes.

who r you?

My username tells all.

what r you?

A human male.

sorry had 2 ask stupid Q's but these will be the last of my Q's until well allahu A3alam...

ma'salamah

Okay.

salam.

what is the best thing to eat right now when your hungry but don't know what to eat? humm

Cheesestrings.

If your teacher is being stupid, what should you do?

Define 'stupid', or slap them with a wet fish.

What did you like best about Steve Irwin?

One word: 'Crikey'

it sumtyms makes me wonda wetha bro muzi n minaz stil v der jobs as 'master o monday mornins'

You're lucky I have trouble reading text speak.

salam.

where are you?

Earth.

If u dont wna go colij, what excuse do u make?

That I can't spell 'college' ?

Next!

 

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How do u stop glaring at the teacher when he's talking a load of ... ?

 

[Muezzin]

How do u stop glaring at the teacher when he's talking a load of ... ?

Close your eyes?

What exactly was he saying? If he was talking a load of... nonsensical... politics or sociology, I'd put him right there and then.

And if I couldn't, I'd whip that wet fish right out of my bag.

Next!

 

[nafy]

Salaam

am i goin mental? lol

w/salaam

 

[TEH]

Dear Muezzin and Minaz,

I know a masha allah amazing German chick, and I would like to marry her. My mum however refuses, and wishes me to marry inside my culture, what should I do?

Yours truly, with lots of love...

 

[Tania]

Why the children can't communicate with their parents:?

 

[TEH]

Why the children can't communicate with their parents:?

Alright, it was a joke...I was hypothetically...Muslims usually can speak to their parents surprisngly enough...

But Muezzin and Minaz if you please, my good sirs...

 

[Tania]

Alright, it was a joke...I was hypothetically...Muslims usually can speak to their parents surprisngly enough...

But Muezzin and Minaz if you please, my good sirs...

I said children ,not muslim children :-[
I really like the hypothetically questions :-[
Why the culture is so important for asian people:?

 

[TEH]

Do you really..

Because they wish not to threaten their 'purity'? But then again, who said Im asian..

AND LET MINAZ AND MUEZZIN ANSWER...

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.

where is MInaz??

w.salam