kids say some funny things

i can think of loads lol, non i would say on LI.

well i think somoe bengali's might understand this one :


3 of my elder cousin sisters at the age of 7-12

my sister: here abba hides his inhaler in this cupboard
cousin #1: quick let me try it!
cousin #2: you've had enough now pass it over!!
my sister: hey its my dads let me have some!

**cousin #1 manages to get a pull and whilst is stuck in her mouth my auntie (fufu) walks in**

fufu: WAT R U DOING :uuh:
cousin #1 says out of complete surprise and pressure: KICCHU NAI BE ZAAGHI

fufu: :uuh:



explenation: saying "beh" or "zaaghi" to adults is extremely rude and the funny thing is that my cousin said it out of complete suprise without thinking causing my auntie to be shocked.



if you didnt find this funny you have wasted a lot of time, fiiish!!! ;D ;D
 
salamualikum.
well found the little cousin bit funny but when it gets up to FUFU thats kinda confusing bro EXPLAIN IN ENGLISH please
ma'assalama
 
^fufu means aunty (father's sister) don't mistake it for tofu

One day I asked my son if he'll look after me when I'm old. He said, "Of course mummy, I'll cook for you & my wife. And sometimes I'll sit with you & sometimes my wife *wonder why he wants to keep us separate* and build you a jacuzzi in the back garden."

MashaAllah that was good enough for me. But the icing on the cake was when he said he'll buy me a mobility scooter when he's older. ;D

I'm looking forward to that but I hope it's not so he doesn't have to chauffeur his old mom around. :happy:
 
salamualikum.
aww mashallah Muslimah-Sis thats ever so cute, thats why kids are soo blessed mashallah :).
I wouldn't even say anymore about me nephews && neices just wouldn't say the rest in public too embarrassing hope you understand :D
ma'assalama
 
SATalha said:
Ah that is so cute. Anyway what did he say about inheritance?
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lol I think he can spell it but doesn't know the meaning of the word yet.


Kittygyal said:
salamualikum.
I wouldn't even say anymore about me nephews && neices just wouldn't say the rest in public too embarrassing hope you understand :D
ma'assalama
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lol I understand! Some things are best kept private ;D
 
:sl:

I sat next to my lil cousin...im guessing around 5-6 years old
me: Hello mate! You alright!?
cousin: *pauses*...OI GO GET ME SOME ICE CREAM INIT!

That was nice to hear, especially since they come to visit after a few months lol LiL RASCAL!
:w:
 
^that's cheeky coming from a 5-6 yr :eek:


Location: Luw'an but heart is in alleys of madinah
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^ I read that as 'Luw'an but stomach is in alleys of madinah' :uuh:
 
Assalamoalaikum,
My baby's is 2 and does not say a single word but is an expert on actions and eye communication (shooooo cuuuuuuteeee Piee, me shmaal baby, part to blame my baby language with her, though being a linguist I know all abt language dos n don'ts)

My younger sister had a lot to say when she was small..

Once my father said to her with a lot of love,, "My youngest daughter, I'm gonna buy u a diamond jewelry set"

My sister (who was 5 then) made a face n said " Can't give me a 50 fils!!, how will u buy me a diamond set?!"

50 fils is around 100 cents

We could never say that to our father, who was very strict at that time,, but he laughed his heart out at her.
 
^ lol sarcasm at that age? ;D

My baby's is 2 and does not say a single word but is an expert on actions and eye communication (shooooo cuuuuuuteeee Piee, me shmaal baby, part to blame my baby language with her, though being a linguist I know all abt language dos n don'ts)
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love the actions & eye communications lololol! mashaAllah.

when my son was 3 months old, I'd talk to him and he'd mew back like a kitten. I have it all recorded.. I swear he was talking to me!!!! :statisfie
 
THere was a very cute instance with my brother in law's son. He was my serbala on my wedding. Serbala in Pakistani muslims is a young boy who sits next to the groom dressed as a groom n gets money presents on the wedding day.A mini groom u can say.

He was 4 at my wedding. He came into beleiving that he was the groom n me his bride. So whenver, my husband came to our room and asked him to leave, he would never saying,,"Chachi (uncle's wife) is my bride"

He used to give me red rose flowers everyday, whereas my husband never game me any. :)

He'd also say, when I grow up I'l marry chachi (uncle's wife) n stay in her room, forever!

He was so cute n mad abt me.
I somehw prefer girls on boys, so I loved his younger sister more who was 6 months then so he once said to me " Chachi(uncle's wife), Yusra is more adorable than me?"

I had no reply for my serbala.
 
^lol@serbala ... it's like ser pe bala!

that's a funny word.. it's like the best man right? Do you think he wanted to 'marry' you cuz he saw you was getting loads of money? ;D
 
naaaa he was a small child then..he didn't know much abt the money,,but he liked me I think coz of all the attention I got as a newly wed in his home,, n becoz he saw one of his house rooms changing esp for his chachi..he liked the attention for sure
 
my niece is hilarious, at school they teach them all sorts at a small age, coz once my niece anout 5 comes home and sez to her mum and dad, that her teacher said when your belly gets big your going to have a baby, so she says to my brother is grandma gonna have a baby aswell? my sister in law cudnt stop laffin coz my bruver didint kno what to say.
 
ya_Giney said:
my niece is hilarious, at school they teach them all sorts at a small age, coz once my niece anout 5 comes home and sez to her mum and dad, that her teacher said when your belly gets big your going to have a baby, so she says to my brother is grandma gonna have a baby aswell? my sister in law cudnt stop laffin coz my bruver didint kno what to say.
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Poor brother........lol!
 
Salamoalaikum,

Once we were watching a movie with my younger sister (Indian Movie). It's story revolved around an evil mother in law. At the end, my sister who was 5 then said, mama I'd to marry a boy who has no mother.

I still remmember how much she loved a guy I was formerly, for a short period of time, engaged to. she came to me at that age n said."Baji (elder sister), can I pliz marry him? pliz pliz":)
 
^^ Awww that's so sweet!!

That reminds me, at one time my cousin (who was then 5) was watching this program called Academy Fantasia (something like American Idol) when I happened to stop by her house. Well anyway, there was this guy who was outvoted so he had to drop out. Later on that night whilst I was lying next to my cousin, she began crying in her sleep!! And when I leaned in to hear what she was saying, she was calling that outvoted guys name!!! :eek:

I had to laugh...a 5 year old with a crush...my goodness :p


and another one, My little brother who is 10 years old came in from playing one day and he was all sweaty and everything, so my other brother (who is 17) says to him " Ya Allah! you smell terrible!! " and my little brother answers " Yes I know, It's my armpits, I'm going thru Poo-burtii" (puberty)

;D;D
 

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