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Re: Share your recipe
Toast
What you will need:
Bread
Toaster
Butter (optional)
Method:
Insert bread slice into toaster. The former is available from just about every shop that sells food, and the latter may require a trek to your local Comet.
After inserting slice, set toaster to stun - I mean, desired heat setting. Kenwood toasters have several numbered settings, whereas Acme toasters have symbolic settings such as 'hot', 'hotter', 'really hot' and 'fires of hell'. Set as appropriate.
While bread is toasting, take the time to appreciate the colour of the sky, read the newspaper, or have a slash.
Toast will pop out of toasting appliance in due course, after which the ancient art of butter spreading may be practiced. I suggest you use a flat spreading knife for this, though if none is a available, a lightsaber may be appropriate.
Each slice serves one. Unless of course you are Oliver Twist, in which case subdivisions will be required - luckily, children's RDA constitutes a single crumb. Or at least that's what I heard. In a dream.
Enjoy.
Toast
What you will need:
Bread
Toaster
Butter (optional)
Method:
Insert bread slice into toaster. The former is available from just about every shop that sells food, and the latter may require a trek to your local Comet.
After inserting slice, set toaster to stun - I mean, desired heat setting. Kenwood toasters have several numbered settings, whereas Acme toasters have symbolic settings such as 'hot', 'hotter', 'really hot' and 'fires of hell'. Set as appropriate.
While bread is toasting, take the time to appreciate the colour of the sky, read the newspaper, or have a slash.
Toast will pop out of toasting appliance in due course, after which the ancient art of butter spreading may be practiced. I suggest you use a flat spreading knife for this, though if none is a available, a lightsaber may be appropriate.
Each slice serves one. Unless of course you are Oliver Twist, in which case subdivisions will be required - luckily, children's RDA constitutes a single crumb. Or at least that's what I heard. In a dream.
Enjoy.