Malay Language for beginners....

Dhulqarnaeen said:
ikan mas besar-besaaaaaaaarrrrr
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Ada orang makan ikan mas ka?:omg: Ikan yang gemuk-gemuk mata bulat tu!!!

Dhulqarnaeen said:
A small one is $12?!?!? Thats mean about more than 100.000 rupiahs?!?! :rollseyes Maybe fishes in Bahamas wearing Tuxedo yeee? :rollseyes
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Maybe because their waters are not polluted.... or their fish are organic products.... or each fish has a golden ring inside it... who knows...
 
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north_malaysian said:
Ada orang makan ikan mas ka?:omg: Ikan yang gemuk-gemuk mata bulat tu!!!



Maybe because their waters are not polluted.... or their fish are organic products.... or each fish has a golden ring inside it... who knows...
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Lol....apelagi shark yee? :rollseyes Have you ever rasakan eating ikan hiu? :statisfie I have.
 
north_malaysian said:
Ada orang makan ikan mas ka?:omg: Ikan yang gemuk-gemuk mata bulat tu!!!



Maybe because their waters are not polluted.... or their fish are organic products.... or each fish has a golden ring inside it... who knows...
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You mean Goldfish? wouldn't that just be tulang aje?

LOL and Bahamian fish are mahal sebab everything else over here is mahal :p It's an expensive country........ridiculous.....
 
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I found this someplace else and it really made me laugh :giggling:

Who Say Our English Is Teruk???


Who Say Our English Is Teruk??? Just See Below
simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wa llet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOME ONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom. I have to stop you there. I understand where are you coming from, but I really have to disagree with what u said about the issue
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be a little bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die la!!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happen? Why like that?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here let me show you..
Malaysians: Like that also duno how to do..

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Chilaka you!!!
 
Mawaddah said:
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
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I think Malaysians would say: "Hey, move la!!!"

Mawaddah said:
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Chilaka you!!!
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When I was in Form 2, there is one mad teacher teaching us English... he would hit the students when grammatical mistakes made in his class... and when he want to call us to answer something, he would say "Hey, Celaka fellow"...

But he managed to teach us for several months as the school terminated his contract because of the complaints they got from students and parents.
 
Mawaddah said:
You mean Goldfish? wouldn't that just be tulang aje?

LOL and Bahamian fish are mahal sebab everything else over here is mahal :p It's an expensive country........ridiculous.....
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Tulang ajeee?!?!? :? Maybe you found the small one lah tuu :D . Here you can find gold fish sebesar paha :D . tak percayeee? :statisfie
 
Tahun lepas saya pergi ke Pulau Pangkor. Makan Ikan Talam bakar. Daging ikan manis sedap.
 
Muslim Knight said:
Tahun lepas saya pergi ke Pulau Pangkor. Makan Ikan Talam bakar. Daging ikan manis sedap.
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Ikan talam? Macam talam ka bentuk dia?

Mak saya ada ramai sepupu sepapat kat Pulau Pangkor... masa kat sana try tak "Laksa Mee" -----> sedap!!! Kat Pulau Pangkor saja makanan ni wujud.

Mee yang digunakan nama dia "Mee Teow" (mee orang Cina Teochew), susah nak dapat kat Penang... Kat Penang, Mee Teow dah siap dipaket, tapi kat Pulau Pangkor depa buat sendiri... Mee teow ni tebal dari bihun tapi nipis dari mee kuning dan tarak kena mengena dengan koay teow... warna dia macam spaghetti

Pastu Mee Teow ni kita rebus dan toskan, sup dia pulak sup ikan (ikan apa tak tau), bubuh mee teow, pastu bubuh kacang panjang & udang (yang digoreng dahulu), pastu bubuh sambal (yang selalu orang makan dgn mee sup), bila dah bubuh semua tu, baru lah curah sup ikan tadi...... rasa dia sedap!!!!!!!!
 
Muslim Knight said:
Ya macam talam!!

Anyways, char kuay teow Penang memang sedap. Di Gombak ni ada seorang mamat Penang jual. Memang sedap.
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Gombak .. kat mana? Kat area Ong Tai Kim ka?

Sepanjang saya dok kat kl, semua char koay teow yang saya makan FAILED!!! O markah!!!

Char Koay Teow, KL terlalu basah....

Char Koay Teow sebenarnya, koay teow dia mesti HANGUS!!! Tapi masih sedap dimakan.... udang 2 ekor, kerang tak banyak sangat macam kl...

Paling best kat Pasar Malam Taman Tun Sardon... nak beli kena beratur panjang ... sebab sekali goreng... hanya utk satu hidangan sahaja.. jadi kalau saya nak beli 5 bungkus.. saya kena tunggu dia goreng lima kali....

Setiap kali dia goreng, mesti api tu menjulang naik ke atas koay teow tu....


Kalau kat kl saya tak suka sangat makan makanan yang ada perkataan "Penang" sebab tak macam Penang pun. especially nasi kandar... hancoss!!!

Tapi Mee Udang Penang kat Foodcourt Giant, Taman Melawati... ok.
 
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north_malaysian said:
Gombak .. kat mana? Kat area Ong Tai Kim ka?
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Char Kuay Teow yang saya cakap tu dekat Danau Kota. Tapi saya memang duduk dekat-dekat OTK.


Char Koay Teow, KL terlalu basah....
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Setuju. Tak berapa sedap kalau terlalu basah.


Char Koay Teow sebenarnya, koay teow dia mesti HANGUS!!! Tapi masih sedap dimakan.... udang 2 ekor, kerang tak banyak sangat macam kl...
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Haaa itu lah Char Kuay Teow yang saya maksudkan. Udang pun besar-besar.
 
north_malaysian said:
Ikan talam? Macam talam ka bentuk dia?

Mak saya ada ramai sepupu sepapat kat Pulau Pangkor... masa kat sana try tak "Laksa Mee" -----> sedap!!! Kat Pulau Pangkor saja makanan ni wujud.

Mee yang digunakan nama dia "Mee Teow" (mee orang Cina Teochew), susah nak dapat kat Penang... Kat Penang, Mee Teow dah siap dipaket, tapi kat Pulau Pangkor depa buat sendiri... Mee teow ni tebal dari bihun tapi nipis dari mee kuning dan tarak kena mengena dengan koay teow... warna dia macam spaghetti

Pastu Mee Teow ni kita rebus dan toskan, sup dia pulak sup ikan (ikan apa tak tau), bubuh mee teow, pastu bubuh kacang panjang & udang (yang digoreng dahulu), pastu bubuh sambal (yang selalu orang makan dgn mee sup), bila dah bubuh semua tu, baru lah curah sup ikan tadi...... rasa dia sedap!!!!!!!!
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Mmmm...if talking about food and chinese, saya jadi bawaannya curige ajeee :uuh: . Last week, ana sedang ta'lim, lalu perut terasa lapar. Lalu ana pergi ke rumah makan kecil di depan masjid. Baru sampai di depan rumah makan terlihatlah banyak orang china makan di situ. Hatipun langsung curige, belum lagi ana lihat bentuk dagingnya agak lain niiiii :D Tak ade lah potongan daging sapi macam tuu, dan warnanyapun lainnn. Ketike di tanye, ternyata benar tuu daging babi :muddlehea Waaah...langsung mual perut niii. Baru melihat ajee dah mual rasanye :zip: Tuu masih bagus orang chinanye memberi tahu tuu daging babi, coba bile ade yang jahat dan membiarkan kite makan :mad: Ape jadinyeeee..bisa muntah seminggu penuuuhh
 
Dhulqarnaeen said:
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Mmmm...if talking about food and chinese, saya jadi bawaannya curige ajeee :uuh: . Last week, ana sedang ta'lim, lalu perut terasa lapar. Lalu ana pergi ke rumah makan kecil di depan masjid. Baru sampai di depan rumah makan terlihatlah banyak orang china makan di situ. Hatipun langsung curige, belum lagi ana lihat bentuk dagingnya agak lain niiiii :D Tak ade lah potongan daging sapi macam tuu, dan warnanyapun lainnn. Ketike di tanye, ternyata benar tuu daging babi :muddlehea Waaah...langsung mual perut niii. Baru melihat ajee dah mual rasanye :zip: Tuu masih bagus orang chinanye memberi tahu tuu daging babi, coba bile ade yang jahat dan membiarkan kite makan :mad: Ape jadinyeeee..bisa muntah seminggu penuuuhh
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lol what launguage is that?
 
Dhulqarnaeen,

Kerana itulah bab mencari makanan kita mesti berhati-hati. Bagi saya, biasa mencari kedai Melayu Muslim. Memang ada kedai Cina Muslim tapi jarang dijumpai.

Char Koay Teow & Mee goreng yang saya makan biasanya dimasak oleh Melayu Muslim. Saya tidak menjejaki kedai orang bukan Muslim.
 

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