PROOF That Women Are Evil

[sapphirine]

what about guys wanting all the latest technology??? phones, XBOXes, all those PS and all those big screened plasma TV?? ooo, what about those huge SUVs or trucks?? why can't men settle for a cute little prius? Gas equals money, lots of them nowadays. Heh

 

[guyabano]

anyway...

 

[guyabano]

what about guys wanting all the latest technology??? phones, XBOXes, all those PS and all those big screened plasma TV?? ooo, what about those huge SUVs or trucks?? why can't men settle for a cute little prius? Gas equals money, lots of them nowadays. Heh

LOL, and what about the words 'Diamonds are a girls best friend' ? hrhrhr

 

[The Ruler]

LOL, and what about the words 'Diamonds are a girls best friend' ? hrhrhr

Well, that's not really true. You see, to most women, best friends are people they love and care for; people they'd most probably (if the person has a loose screw) die for.

Point number 1: Diamonds are not people.
Point number 2: It's not very likely for a woman to jump between a bullet and the diamond.

But women are known to be 10 times more weak than men

That is only due to physical structure of their body. emotionally, there are many women capable of being colder than the north pole.

 

[ahsan28]

Well, that's not really true. You see, to most women, best friends are people they love and care for;

I beg to differ. Infact, high heels, trendy clothes, jewellery and makeup items happen to be women' best friends

 

[The Ruler]

I beg to differ. Infact, high heels, trendy clothes, jewellery and makeup items happen to be women' best friends

I have one high heel that I've stored for my mum to wear; jewellery, I only collect to give to my sister at her wedding in a couple of decades insha'Allah; I don't own any make-up - literally.

And my only best friend remains my laptop... And well, a friend living in London.

That was am example. And examples beat stereotypes anyday.

Don't think tomboy, because that isn't what I am either Alhamdulillah.



EDIT: Oh and... make-up, jewellery, or high heels are NOT make up of diamonds. Perhaps jewellery... But you never said that. Hah.

 

[ahsan28]

I have one high heel that I've stored for my mum to wear; jewellery, I only collect to give to my sister at her wedding in a couple of decades insha'Allah; I don't own any make-up - literally.

Exceptions are there. But we have to take into account the existing social trends. Remember honesty happens to be the best policy. You can't become spokesman on behalf of entire women community

 

[adeeb]

relax breathe relax breathe.... lol

 

[The Ruler]

Exceptions are there. But we have to take into account the existing social trends.

It's a good thing we're not taking into account "the existing social trends" for men. Or that would be baaad.

Remember honesty happens to be the best policy.

Weird. That's what I've been brought up with.

You can't become spokesman on behalf of entire women community

Yes I can, as a matter of fact. There's no stopping a woman. Believe it! *Naruto style*

 

[ahsan28]

Yes I can, as a matter of fact. There's no stopping a woman. Believe it! *Naruto style*

Wishful thinking. The women even don't resist the temptations of asking about trendy and fashionable clothes from other women at funeral gatherings

 

[thinktank]

I hate Maths.

And yes, I am evil. So? :sunny: Women are evil you say, horrific... Still so many men want to marry us. What does that make those men? Stupid?

lol

 

[~Taalibah~]

I beg to differ. Infact, high heels, trendy clothes, jewellery and makeup items happen to be women' best friends

Eh? Now where did you get that idea from? I never wear trendy clothes, dont like high heels, got some jewelry but dont really wear them except some as Muslim women supposed to, hate make up. I know a lot others are like this....

 

[truemuslim]

LOL, and what about the words 'Diamonds are a girls best friend' ? hrhrhr

not mine...

what about guys wanting all the latest technology??? phones, XBOXes, all those PS and all those big screened plasma TV?? ooo, what about those huge SUVs or trucks?? why can't men settle for a cute little prius? Gas equals money, lots of them nowadays. Heh

not only guys... i like xbox...and i wish i gotta big screen tv...

I beg to differ. Infact, high heels, trendy clothes, jewellery and makeup items happen to be women' best friends

i dont care what clothes i wear... i hardly have jewlery..only like two pairs of fake jewlery... make-up...ew.... so not really...

 

[truemuslim]

Wishful thinking. The women even don't resist the temptations of asking about trendy and fashionable clothes from other women at funeral gatherings

i've never been to a funeral... i think...


does a deadd uncle lying down in front of relatives and me upstairs (i hate lookin at dead ppl... this guy didnt even look dead tho...) and alot of crying count as a funeral..?

anyway...who wears 'trendy' clothes to a funeral.?..i hate that word...'trendy'.... hmmm....

 

[al_islam]

That is only due to physical structure of their body. emotionally, there are many women capable of being colder than the north pole.

Who said anything about physical appearnces as being weak.....think harder....

 

[truemuslim]

^^^ lol yea...

WE R TALKIN BOUT EVILNESS>....


oh well... anyway its juss a joke noone shud ACTUALLY take it seriously and get all fired up and stuff...*coughladiescough*

 

[-Elle-]

Ok,fine.

We require time and money.

We admit it.

Try living in a timeless zone with no money;we'll see how well you do!

And to the women on this thread...don't get offended...their just trying to get you fired up;they secretly like being nagged,critisized,etc..

mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Seriously;good joke...although...I'll be sure to find more jokes on men.

*Edit: found some Check the other thread.hehe.

 

[The Ruler]

Wishful thinking. The women even don't resist the temptations of asking about trendy and fashionable clothes from other women at funeral gatherings

You must know some totally irrespectful women then. Besides, that's a lot better than turning up at 9:00 am when the funeral's actually at 8:00 am, with creased suit, or a creased Jiddasha or whatever you wear to a funeral.

Who said anything about physical appearnces as being weak.....think harder....

Not physical appearances, I was on about physical strength. If you're talking and emotional strength, I suggest you check this out.

WE R TALKIN BOUT EVILNESS>....

In that case, it's been mathematically and literary-ly proven that men are much more evil than women.

And... Unless you can prove ^that wrong, the argument ends here.

 

[al_islam]

Not physical appearances, I was on about physical strength. If you're talking and emotional strength, I suggest you check this out.

I did prove it wrong.

I wasnt talkin about that...think hard....think 18+ !!

 

[The Ruler]

I did prove it wrong.

You never proved my proof wrong.You just left it.

I wasnt talkin about that...think hard....think 18+ !!

I'm sorry. I am not going to break the rules set by this country or by myself.