Things to Do in an Elevator

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Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

Mumble loudly "I hate these public bathrooms, they are always so crowded."

Very Witty ! :giggling:

 

[iwuvaziaf]

Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

lol.. i would try 13, 17, 30 if some1 dared me...

I do 37 all the time.. lol.. especially in the work lifts haha.. the number of times i've set off the alarm.. jokes!

I do 50 aswell.. haha.. except something else comes out of my mouth.. oops!

Great post sis..

salam

 

[noorseeker]

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Great ideas

 

[Woodrow]

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Stand at the control panel, staring at it intently, then ask 'Which button do I push to go Left?"

 

[transition?]

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Call someone on your cellphone and talk OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD and then say you farted... to the person on the phone. :statisfie

 

[Woodrow]

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Take a pen out of your pocket, hold it up to your mouth and talk into it, then hold it up to your ear for a few seconds. Keep doing this. As soon as you see somebody staring at you hand him the pen and say "The call is for you."


Carry an empty bag with you, take out your cell phone and talk into it while looking inside the bag. say on the phone, loud enough for everybody to hear. "Yes, I am certain it escaped, the bag is empty. It must be on the elevator someplace. It won't bite unless somebody scares it"

 

[snakelegs]

Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

Carry an empty bag with you, take out your cell phone and talk into it while looking inside the bag. say on the phone, loud enough for everybody to hear. "Yes, I am certain it escaped, the bag is empty. It must be on the elevator someplace. It won't bite unless somebody scares it"

i like this one. you'd be surprised how many snakes have ridden on elevators. (no, on the other hand - you wouldn't. )

 

[iwuvaziaf]

Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

Carry an empty bag with you, take out your cell phone and talk into it while looking inside the bag. say on the phone, loud enough for everybody to hear. "Yes, I am certain it escaped, the bag is empty. It must be on the elevator someplace. It won't bite unless somebody scares it"

classic... u r giving me ideas.. :thumbs_up

 

[H4RUN]

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*ding!*

 

[chacha_jalebi]

Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

you can hold your nose and keep looking at someone aswell, make them out to be a mr/ms stinky

also after you leave the lift send it on a journey, press all the buttons on the lift, that really annoys the posh people hah

 

[Woodrow]

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This one I actually did to my Grandson a few weeks back. I have a large hardbound book that only has blank pages in it. I took out the book and acted like I was reading it. He was looking over my shoulder trying to see what i was reading. I then put my finger on a page and asked him "Do you know what this word means?" I loved the reaction. That was one of my 20 year old grandsons.

If you find one of those books in a stationary shop, some version of that might be good to do on an elevator.

 

[princessz]

Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

That's pretty cool..
Jazak Allah for sharing.

 

[Ali.]

Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

This one I actually did to my Grandson a few weeks back. I have a large hardbound book that only has blank pages in it. I took out the book and acted like I was reading it. He was looking over my shoulder trying to see what i was reading. I then put my finger on a page and asked him "Do you know what this word means?" I loved the reaction. That was one of my 20 year old grandsons.

If you find one of those books in a stationary shop, some version of that might be good to do on an elevator.

;D! :thumbs_up

 

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:salamext:

:lol: Woodrow Uncle! Ur ones r jokes

 

[Woodrow]

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Take out your cell phone. Stand in a corner facing the wall whisper in the cell phone, but loud enough for those closest to hear "I tracked him down, he is armed and on the elevator with me. Should I detonate the device now?"

 

[krypton6]

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Nr.1, 11, 20, and 40 are hilarius.

 

[unknown_JJ]

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Take out your cell phone. Stand in a corner facing the wall whisper in the cell phone, but loud enough for those closest to hear "I tracked him down, he is armed and on the elevator with me. Should I detonate the device now?"

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[krypton6]

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^^ I'm going to use that one

 

[Amat Allah]

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Aslamo Alikom

I love this one:statisfie

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

infact I am doing this

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

and this one too

14. Talk to yourself

I am going to try this on someone

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

Asalamo Alikom

 

[M4l]

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Assalamalaikom,
Lol thanks Happy that was really funny!!!

Walaikom Salam,
M4l