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    Audi
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.

    BMW

    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels.
    Born Moderately Wealthy.
    Big Money Waster.
    Blew My Money!
    Busted My Wallet.

    Fiat
    Failure In Automotive Technology.
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation.
    Found In A Trashcan.
    Fix It All the Time.

    Ford
    First On Recall Day.
    Fix Or Repair Daily.
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill.

    Honda

    How Odd, No **** Acceleration.
    Had One, Never Did Again.
    Hell Of a Nice **** Automobile.

    Hyundai
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    Jaguar
    Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop.

    Porsche

    Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions.
    Phased Out Racer - Still Can't Hold Engine.
    Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough.

    Renault
    Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash.

    Saab
    Send Another Automobile Back.
    Swedish Automobile - Always Broken.

    Volvo
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.


    What does your car say about you?
    Honda Legend I'm too bland for German cars.

    Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis.

    Chrysler Neon
    I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.

    Ford Explorer I will not be caught dead in a mini van.

    Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit.

    Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

    Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60k for a car that is in the shop 280 days
    per year.

    Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

    Mercedes 560SEL
    I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

    MGB I am dating a mechanic.

    Mitsubishi Diamante
    I don't know what it means either.

    Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires.

    Triumph TR6 am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge.

    Lotus Esprit Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.

    Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.

    Dodge Charger Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.

    Mitsubishi Eclipse Why accelerate? Because you can!

    Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife.
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    Re: Funny car facts =D

    Haha, I remember an add in the newspaper. Someone was selling his brand new Ford Mustang GT. He wrote this in the add. "I want to sell it to an 18 year old that just got his drivers license"
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    Re: Funny car facts =D

    format_quote Originally Posted by Fishermans_eye View Post
    Haha, I remember an add in the newspaper. Someone was selling his brand new Ford Mustang GT. He wrote this in the add. "I want to sell it to an 18 year old that just got his drivers license"

    lool who gets there license @ 18?! thats the age u get freeedom 16 is license.........nvrmind itsa UK thing isnt it...

    HAHA AHLAAM thats funny lol
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    Re: Funny car facts =D

    U missed one...

    FORD = Found on road DEAD :P
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    Re: Funny car facts =D

    format_quote Originally Posted by truemuslim View Post
    lool who gets there license @ 18?! thats the age u get freeedom 16 is license.........nvrmind itsa UK thing isnt it...

    HAHA AHLAAM thats funny lol
    Yes but you can start learning at 16...

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    Re: Funny car facts =D

    format_quote Originally Posted by Fishermans_eye View Post
    Yes but you can start learning at 16...

    KIA's new motto is "Every time a new surprise". Jay Leno made a joke about that. "Every time it works you get surprised!"

    hehe lol
    Honda is best ...and Ford. only coz the mustangs.lol. i wanna lamburghini, they look good. but i kno i aint eva gna get one

    here u start learning wenever u feel like it.....well thats wut some people do. and u get ur permit @ 15...in my state they changed it to 16 to get ur permit.. thats so stuuupid! now i gotta wait a whole nother year! i gotta move now. lol. am kiddin.
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    I drive a Holden... it takes ages to get ur license in australia you have to do a theory test which u can do at 16 then at 16 and 6 months u can do a practical test then they give u a log book and u have to clock up 25 hours of driving under supervision then you do another computer test then you get your license!!!
    i got my license ages ago so i feel sorry for the kids who now have to do a log book of 250 hours!!!
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    Re: Funny car facts =D

    format_quote Originally Posted by Seri View Post
    I drive a Holden... it takes ages to get ur license in australia you have to do a theory test which u can do at 16 then at 16 and 6 months u can do a practical test then they give u a log book and u have to clock up 25 hours of driving under supervision then you do another computer test then you get your license!!!
    i got my license ages ago so i feel sorry for the kids who now have to do a log book of 250 hours!!!

    LOOOL
    here u gotta be fifteen to get ur permit, all u gotta do is pass a test...but thats old now. they changed it to 16 and 6 mo. to get ur permit, and then u gotta be 16 and 8 monthes to get your license...but u gotta do like 50 hours of driving wit an adult and like 12 hours driving at night wit an adult. and som other stuff i forgot coz i dont care...coz i still gna wait a whole nother year coz my state needs to go to hell! ...well the people who changed it to 16 and 6 mo. need to go to hell....lol im kiddin tho.
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    It was kinda good that i went to a school where the whole class done their theory in class as a written test so i didnt have to pay for it Lol
    ... and i just bought a new car a holden barina its so cute and its aqua lol ... i loooove driving
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    Re: Funny car facts =D

    format_quote Originally Posted by Seri View Post
    It was kinda good that i went to a school where the whole class done their theory in class as a written test so i didnt have to pay for it Lol
    ... and i just bought a new car a holden barina its so cute and its aqua lol ... i loooove driving

    Lol thats cool. Aww i wanna drive!!!
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    It is sooo not fair that when i got my license the price of petrol went up and now it has soared to $1.50+ per litre grrrrrrrr its so annoying that money could go to something else!!!
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    format_quote Originally Posted by AhLÄÄM View Post

    Audi
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.

    BMW

    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels.
    Born Moderately Wealthy.
    Big Money Waster.
    Blew My Money!
    Busted My Wallet.

    Fiat
    Failure In Automotive Technology.
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation.
    Found In A Trashcan.
    Fix It All the Time.

    Ford
    First On Recall Day.
    Fix Or Repair Daily.
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill.

    Honda

    How Odd, No **** Acceleration.
    Had One, Never Did Again.
    Hell Of a Nice **** Automobile.

    Hyundai
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    Jaguar
    Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop.

    Porsche

    Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions.
    Phased Out Racer - Still Can't Hold Engine.
    Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough.

    Renault
    Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash.

    Saab
    Send Another Automobile Back.
    Swedish Automobile - Always Broken.

    Volvo
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.


    What does your car say about you?
    Honda Legend I'm too bland for German cars.

    Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis.

    Chrysler Neon
    I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.

    Ford Explorer I will not be caught dead in a mini van.

    Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit.

    Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

    Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60k for a car that is in the shop 280 days
    per year.

    Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

    Mercedes 560SEL
    I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

    MGB I am dating a mechanic.

    Mitsubishi Diamante
    I don't know what it means either.

    Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires.

    Triumph TR6 am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge.

    Lotus Esprit Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.

    Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.

    Dodge Charger Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.

    Mitsubishi Eclipse Why accelerate? Because you can!

    Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife.
    do u have a car if yes then which one
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    Mini Copper
    Suzuki
    Mazda
    Rolls Rice
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    Petrol prices, a joke here in the UK. £1.10p a litre. I need well over hundred and twenty pounds of juice (crappy quality)to get to preston to london and back (230 miles).
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    We've gotta have filled 18 to be allowed to drive here (Finland). Of course the theory test and partical-driving test can be done before you've filled 18.

    It would be so weird to see an 16 or 15-year-old drive here! I'd freak out, lol.

    I did freak out, in some cities in Kosovo, I saw an 13/14-year-old who drove a car and if it wouldn't have been for my relatives I would've ran after the kiddo and beat him up. For seriously, the fact that people get their "license" so easily there are very much the cause so many accidents happen, because the drivers have not gone through a good schooling on it. *sigh*
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    Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit. lolll
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    Re: Funny car facts =D

    format_quote Originally Posted by papa_smurf View Post

    Petrol prices, a joke here in the UK. £1.10p a litre. I need well over hundred and twenty pounds of juice (crappy quality)to get to preston to london and back (230 miles).
    That's not too bad, that's cheap. But your avatar explains a lot...
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    BMW is be my wife!! :d
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Hamada View Post
    BMW is be my wife!! :d
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    Hmmm, Nissan wasn't mentioned
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