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    I wanna know the funniest questions you've been asked about Islam.
    No offense to anyone though lol

    I mean the ones like

    "Hey, do you ever take that scarf off?"

    or my personal favorite

    "What language is Muslim?"

    What are the funniest....

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    Re: What are the funniest....

    lol haha ye i know a question

    "do you wear your veil at home?"

    "are your brothers allowed to see you?"
    What are the funniest....

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    Re: What are the funniest....

    i miss stupid people

    i havent been asked a stupid question in such a loong time!


    makes me truelly appreciate my secondary school
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    Re: What are the funniest....



    ^Yeh it does...

    Erm, "how do you eat Ice Cream with your veil on?"

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    Do you want to come to the pub?

    Are you allowed to eat Kipling Lemon Slice Cakes?

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    Re: What are the funniest....

    Loooool people! hahahaa
    hmm...
    ok well they ask are muslims allowed to ... and then these are the things they ask if we are allowed to do..so.
    Are muslims allowed to...
    Talk to non muslims?
    Eat Hamburger?
    Eat pizza?
    Wear short sleeves
    wear shorts
    aaand...
    the stupidest one...
    go to hawaii...???
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    Re: What are the funniest....

    ^^loool
    IN ramadan They ask like Can you go to the Bathroom,
    TO THE BATHROOM OFCOURSE, Ramadan is not here to kill us
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    ^ hahahaha loooool i remember that one. i fink dey got like som sort of "stupid questions for muslims" book , thats how they ask the same questions around the world! Loooool

    oh heres another i just remembered
    in ramadan they ask like "so ur gonna starve urself?" and we like "no its only till maghrib" they like "so ur gonna starve urself?" am like "omg no its till maghrib" they like "ooh, so u ARE gonna starve ur self" loooool or "Can i eat this" am like "why wudnt u , ur not fasting are u?" and they liek " no but ur not allowed to look at me right" am like "um...well im not hungry anyway...and am not lookin at u" and dey like "oh ok, but are u allwed to SMELL IT?" OMG! looool
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    Looooooool ^^ they are even worse than here
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    ^ loool i kno
    americans :rolleyes:
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    Re: What are the funniest....

    lolz in brooklyn i remember some1 asked me nd my girl

    "Why do you hide yourself?"
    lolz i felt like a criminal

    the guys ask

    "Can i see ur face?"

    wht the heck..wht am i coverin it for ..loser lolz
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    Loool^^ BTW did you gave him a punch
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    lolz hahahah let's nt go into details cuz then your gnna say i'ma real ninja lolz..some guys are so stupid i chased after them for their stupid comments

    other questions

    "Aren't you hot in dere?"

    "Why are you doin this to yourself?"
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    Re: What are the funniest....

    Sorry to disappoint you matey, but there's already a thread on this :unhappy:

    http://www.islamicboard.com/general/...one-ask-u.html
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    yeah I tought it came familiar with me
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    Re: What are the funniest....

    Oh it doesn't matter. Who am I to tell you to move threads? Continue!
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    ^ loool well that one i gues they were discussin real stuff and dis one is juss a joke............(tryna make it sound like it shudnt be moved)....

    lol

    in School, kids ask: Are u not eating lunch coz ur broke? (during ramadan)
    and teachers *sigh* ask : Hey, are you allowed to play basketball with the hijaab on.
    are u allowed to know that we are eating? (even when its not ramadan) and are u allowed to play certain games (basketball, soccer, normal stuff)
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    Re: What are the funniest....



    During ramadan.. ''Do you have to fast for the rest of your life(without breaking my fast)'' like cmon!? lool

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    ^^ are they for real Loooool
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    Güven and truemuslim... please limit your freemixing to necessary posts. Jazaak Allaah Khayr.
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