Al-Quran :
“And among His Signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that ye may dwell in tranquility with them, and He has put love and mercy between your (hearts): verily in that are Signs for those who reflect.”(Quran 30: 21)”
Prophet Muhammad (Salallahu Alayhi Wassalam) said:
"The best man among you is the best with his wife".
"Whoever lives amongst you will see much differing, so adhere to my Sunnah" Muhammad (صلّى الله عليه و سلم)
LooooL how the heck got that truck up there
and ps. your girlfriend called LOL
And as for the onewho fears standing in front of His Lord and restrainsthe soul from impure evil desires and lusts, verily, Paradise will be his abode [79:40-41]
" Its sometimes better people don't get to know you..
Cuz the more they know you, the less they understand & accept you..
Alone is better, what say " - SRK
lol dont know where you pullin these out from but they funny! lol!
Haha, inbox full this is what happens when you forget msn for a while, but these ones were good so I thought I'll put em up here, I missed ma dinner for this!
JazakAllahu khairun everybody (Thanks) for replies and stuff.
"Whoever lives amongst you will see much differing, so adhere to my Sunnah" Muhammad (صلّى الله عليه و سلم)
And as for the onewho fears standing in front of His Lord and restrainsthe soul from impure evil desires and lusts, verily, Paradise will be his abode [79:40-41]
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooool
now that a grt idea to get back at him .... cuz his gf called.. oh now she had every right to do wat she did........ lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll now that gave me a idea ... allah yestoooor lol
heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Well she only slightly crumpled the Ferrari, not a big deal when you see she left his motor bike intact.
Sorry I missed the plot, when you said his girlfriend called, I thought you meant she phoned.
Silly me the girlfriend called round in his Ferrari and she is still wedged in there, now I understand.
Well it was probably a bad day for the wife, fancy having to shop at Asda, you just cant buy Armani handbags there any more.
Well she only slightly crumpled the Ferrari, not a big deal when you see she left his motor bike intact.
Sorry I missed the plot, when you said his girlfriend called, I thought you meant she phoned.
Silly me the girlfriend called round in his Ferrari and she is still wedged in there, now I understand.
Well it was probably a bad day for the wife, fancy having to shop at Asda, you just cant buy Armani handbags there any more.
Hello Eric,
^ And why should that effect you? *scratch head*
Haha, who said the bike was his eh?? :blind: Dun mess with a woman Loq.
"Whoever lives amongst you will see much differing, so adhere to my Sunnah" Muhammad (صلّى الله عليه و سلم)
Sorry I missed the plot, when you said his girlfriend called, I thought you meant she phoned.
Silly me the girlfriend called round in his Ferrari and she is still wedged in there, now I understand.
it doesnt mean she phoned?
i thought it meant she phoned and she 'accidently' on purpose to get back at him trashed his car.
Our Lord! Verily, we have heard the call of one calling to Faith: 'Believe in your Lord,' and we have believed.
Our Lord! Forgive us our sins and expiate from us our evil deeds, and make us die (in the state of righteousness) along with Al-Abrar
“The believers in their mutual kindness, compassion and sympathy are just like one body. When one of the limbs is afflicted, the whole body responds to it with sleeplessness and fever”.
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lol dont know where you pullin these out from but they funny! lol!
wat she did........ lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll now that gave me a idea ... allah yestoooor lol
oh: *smacks forehead*
haha.
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